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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
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It's been awhile since I've done a PS3 Friday Night Fights. What's even better is that Shipero as well as Takeshi have done a fantastic job of taking over as their respective PS3 FNF posts have netted even more Dtoid participation. The wonders of online camaraderie have swelled beyond expectation and thus I was satisfied to move on to wander the earth for that elusive Street Fighter enlightenment. But a cataclysmic event occurred in our Killzone 2 Clan that made me turn from my state of Zen, pick my sword once more and embrace my dark side. Camaraderie be damned. Tonight as the leader of the newly formed Destructoid Killzone 2 BETA Clan I hunger once again for the sweet taste of victory... this time over once fellow brothers in arms who shared the battlefield with me prior and are now in the position of facing my team, my cabal, my bloodthirsty clan's merciless might. I never pitied anyone as much as I do Alpha Team right now. But before I can continue that thought... Let us see what other online venues are on offer for tonight's festivities. 
It begins with Burnout Paradise. IronPikeman will be your host as he continues his picture collecting fetish of takedowns he acquires of the drivers foolish enough to get in his ways. If you own this game and still haven't had the pleasure of playing with friends online yet all I have to say is: What the hell is wrong with you?! That's when the game is at its best, Stupidface! Join us. The shenanigans begin @ 8pm EST. I'll be the one with Knight Rider's car cause I'm awesome like that. 
Next up is Jack of No Trades with COD4 or COD World at War. One of them is going to played tonight. The new map pack for WAW is out and it's pretty damn fun. My guess is he's rolling with that one. Why not join his company and show him how it's done. I hear he's overrated in the game and is easily shot in the face. I don't know about you but that's entertainment enough for me right there. That and shooting Zombies. The time for this men is @ 9pm EST. Let loose the hounds. 
10pm EST brings back UT3 back in our lineup from the dead. The TITAN pack which adds more maps, playable characters, more vehicles and two more multiplayer modes into the mix is out, is FREE and is awesome. Did I mention that in one of the modes you're a friggin' giant behemoth? Oh yeah. Join IronPikeman and myself as we show you the true definition of twitch gaming. This aint yo momma's shooter that holds your hand. This shit is fast, dangerous not for the faint at heart. Who knows?...maybe Sadistic may make an appearance and show you what true humiliation is all about. 
Look at the pic to this PS3 FNF and you should know what's up. Alpha v BETA. 11pm EST. I will be hosting the official affair. Who is going to walk away with victory tonight? Who will start their trek of ranking by taking the loser's valor points? I already know the answer to this. Hell, Alpha team's leader, Takeshi isn't even showing up. Said something about being with his mother on her birthday. Let me translate that for those not in the know. He really means I don't want my ass handed to me by BETA tonight...lol. Pathetic curd. For those who haven't gotten an invite to either clan make sure to check in the clan options for invites for they have been sent. For those who still don't have them, PM me and it will be done before our clan battle. Keep in mind that Shipero will be on ALL DAMN NIGHT on Killzone2 so if you want to partake in some practice skirmishes or whatnot...by all means join here earlier. Finally last but not least... 
12pmEST. Moosehole and I will be your MCs. It's been a LOOONG time since I rolled with the SOCOM clan. I can't wait to do so again tonight. Moosehole and I will be there. Who will join us?? 
As is customary in Little Big Planet news, here are Dtoiders that you need to seek out in the game with awesome user created levels: Dtoiders with levels: Takeshi a.k.a. JohanHin CountingConflict Brainderailment DVDDesign a.k.a. BluDesign: y0j1mb0 a.k.a. k0wb0y-b33b0p Merry Ho SantanaClaus89 a.k.a. Moosehole Dean R Qraze Daxelman IronPikeman Superezekiel Corican Dtoiders without levels: Everybody who owns it and hasn't made a level a special message just for you: YOU SUCK. The lineup has been revealed, the battle lines are drawn. Hope to see you gents online.
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NO, YOU!
Hey jimbo: YOUR ASS IS MINE!
What did you expect from Takeshi? He's a coward.
As for my ass being yours... we shall see.lol.
SO WAY WE ALL!!!!
or even the pc crowd, how many times can someone play team fortress and still like it. in fact, it now seems the ps3 (winners)crowd are the only ones who know what diversity and change truly is. i kidd i kidd, the wii crowd will also be playing cod3. non-lol
Send me a friend request on PSN.
PSN Tag:k0wb0y-b33b0p
I'll get you in both games.
Y'know, just a thought...
Enough of your games Jimbo, they have no effect on me, for tonight, Alpha will win.
Tonight, I bathe in your blood, BETA, and yes, it will be personal. Fear not BETA, someday, maybe, you will have your victory, but today is not that day.
See you on the battlefield.
LETS KICK SOME BETA ASS TEAM ALPHA!
You didn't read the post, did you? lol. It's on the lineup and I've been playing UT3 since the trophies got patched in. Playing co-op with Moose was awesome and I've tried the TITAN pack. Betrayal mode needs to be in every shooter. It ROCKS.
I will be looking forward to dominating the weak Beta militia, and conquering the Helghan lands once again. Alpha Alliance will prevail!
PSN: IronPikeman
I intend to engage in some FNFs someday... Maybe when SFIV is added back into the lineup.
we are your end.
Okay I lied, you guys will be crying bitch tears.
PSN: Dr_Rockzo_89
Its on! And this doesn't deny the fact that when I get RE5, your gonna be my co-op partner.
Also: Did you send your PS3 to sony?
See ya guys tonight!
Oh, did CelicaCrazed just imply that team Alpha is a bunch of girls?? Oh I think he did!! ^_^
And yes it's my mums birthday. She's almost as old as you Jimbo. But less grey hear.
Holy crap, sorry about that... I totally missed it up there.