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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

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For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer


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PS3 Friday Night Fights: Aborto's Belated Birthday, Roundhouse kicks, MP5s, Burnout Bikes, and Jetpacks Edition.
Y0j1mb0 | 12:37 PM on 09.19.2008 26 comments




Let me just get this out of the way first, head on over to Aborto's Blog and wish that deranged Pokemon lover a Happy Belated Birthday as he's a cool Dtoider who while misguided in liking Pokemons, is an all around cool dude. Late Birthday Cheers to you Aborto. Hopefully you have partaking in overflowing alcohol nectar and pastries from the gods .

Now onto PS3 Friday Night Fights.



The festivities begin with TEKKEN. The time will be 8:30PM EST. Your host will be SantanaClaus aka Moosehole. Time to see if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Santana, Ha-Puken and I are ready to feast on some noobs. See if you can make us eat our words. Somehow I don't foresee that happening. Good luck. You'll need it here.lol.


Next up: COD4. Double XP FTW.

[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1077/1299784791_af136886dc.jpg?v=0 [/img]

Time: 10:30pm EST. Celdurant, will be hosting. Who will roll with him tonight?? Which Devil Dogs will howl at the moon and instill terror to all who will face this cadre of gamers tonight?? Who will be moving with them as they destroy the competition?? You. That's right the person reading this will. Get your ass moving and join them soldier!!





But then NEW TO OUR LINEUP IS BURNOUT PARADISE CITY!!

Time: 10:30pm.EST. Yes, same time as COD4 for those that want an alternative to that testosterone fueled man game, I offer another testosterone fueled hairy man game with BURNOUT. Santana Claus, will be hosting and for once I will not be on COD4!! The craziness, I know!! I'll be here, chilling with my Motorcycle bike, traveling at Warp Nine. Join SantanaClaus aka Moosehole and myself k0wb0y-b33b0p, Shipero, Takeshi, Maxvest, Liam and Balth on the BEST Arcade racer ever! And now it has bloody bikes! Let me show you them:



Oh YEAH.

And Finally WARHAWK. Shipero's back to hosting duties. Have I mentioned that there are JETPACKS in the new map pack?? And that they're FUCKING AWESOME. That if you don't own them you suck at life?? We will be rolling with Jetpacks, so expect aerial knifing to debut tonight...heh heh. Here's yet another peek why Warhawk is one of the best online games on the PSTriples.



Now that you soiled your pants, Join us tonight to get reacquainted with the controls and let's have at it. The time for WARHAWK will be 11:30pm. Server:DESTRUCTOID, Password "toid" Hope to see the lot of you there. That means YOU!! All interested parties leave your PSN below.

Also, JETPACKS & BIKES KICK ASS!!

See you online.



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:43
shipero
Now we just need jetpacks in Burnout and bikes in Warhawk. Or better yet rocket-cycles in both games.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:46
MrSadistic
jetbikes
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:52
Y0j1mb0
Rocket-Cycles/Jetpacks.

FAP.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 13:05
Geoff Henao
THE BEGINNING OF THE BEST HOLIDAY SEASON EVER IS FAST APPROACHING! LITTLE BIG PLANET, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 13:13
Corak
Will try to be there for COD4, depends on when I get back from my ma's house as her laptop HD just took a shit and I've gotta get her a new hd and restore it after work.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 13:23
MrSadistic
cats with lasers riding jetbikes
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 13:31
JACK of No Trades
Goddamnit stop reminding about my fucking bike thats was stolen and totaled......that I only had for less than two months.....that got stolen almost a month ago......and the insurance company and bank keep fucking me over...and won't let me fix the bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE INSURANCE COMPANIES AND BANKS!!!!!!!


Sorry I had to vent

I will be on tonight for COD4 only
Dr Rockzo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 14:06
Dr Rockzo
Speaking of LittleBigPlanet, rocket-cycles should be required in any Dtoid-themed levels. Watching a sackboy run Mr. Destructoid over with a makeshift flying motorcycle would be epic.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 14:38
Gameboi
Since I don't want to go blind trying to see the screen with Burnout on my SDTV, I'll be on tap for CoD4 as usual.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 14:38
Alexradl
I'll be there for Burnout and Warhawk. Vroom Vroom!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 14:56
fetusmilk
might be there for COD4 but need to play NHL 09 and Afrika(now that i have it) a little before hand.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 15:29
CelicaCrazed
I really need to buy Burnout and the map packs for Warhawk. I may be on later for some NHL 09 and Warhawk.
PSN ID - CelicaCrazed.
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 15:35
Celdurant
ATTENTION:

Tonight I'll be out at my school's rivalry football game, but I should be home well before CoD4 time. Just a headsup that a backup host may be needed.

Also, I'm definitely buying Burnout. I mean, $30 bucks? That's my kind of price.

PS: WIPEOUT HD, SEPTEMBER 25TH. Prepare for near epilepsy inducing combat racing~
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 15:36
RonBurgandy2010
I GOT THE DAMN MAP PACK!!! Yay!


Also, I will be on COD4 if my friend brings it tonight (the copy I've been playing on for months isn't actually mine).
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:19
Ha-Puken
Sweeeeet... I can actually play tonight!
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:25
njsykora
I'll try and get in for Burnout and might get in for Tekken as well.
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:43
Celdurant
IGNORE MY POST ABOVE

I'll be home tonight, so I"ll be hosting CoD4 on time, and I"ll also be on for some Jetpack goodness, assuming we get a good amount of people on tonight.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:56
Alexradl
Celdurant:

Yeah...it was only me and you last week
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 18:19
BS3 Owner
I'll be there for COD4 tonioght!

@ ronburgandy

have you even played, on the new maps yet?
If you show up you'll be ripe for the pickens bro.

:)

@ alexradl

I was wondering if anyone got down last week (COD4). I waited forever, I just gave up... I guess i failed.

:(
ozenking's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 18:29
ozenking
hey im on warhawk for sure today, i hope i think maybe no definitly
Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 19:17
Simmy
it seems that I'll be around for Burnout Paradise after all. Just got back from the pub and theres still several beers left.
Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 19:18
Simmy
PSN: Schsim
sorry for double post (drunkenness)
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:00
Qraze
wish i could partake but net out at out gf's for the weekend. been an shweet day today.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:30
TheDreadHawk
Oh damn it, I'm borrowing my friend's PS3 and he forgot to give me COD4. BASTARDS!
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:54
IronPikeman
Hey, kinda late, but I'm up for COD4 and Warhawk. Funny story, I bought COD4 again just to play with you guys... (Insert Awww Moment Here)
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