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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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PS3 FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHT: BANG! EDITION!
Y0j1mb0 | 2:46 PM on 04.04.2008 47 comments




The Desert Eagle was originally designed by Bernard C. White of Magnum Research, who filed a patent on a mechanism for a gas-actuated pistol in January of 1983[1]. This established the basic layout of the Desert Eagle. It consisted of a gas-operated mechanism normally found in rifles, as opposed to the short recoil or blow-back designs most commonly seen in semi-automatic pistols. A second patent was filed in December of 1985, after the basic design had been refined by IMI for production, and this is the form that went into production[2]. From a functional perspective, the Desert Eagle is more like a typical rifle than a pistol. The Desert Eagle's rotating bolt strongly resembles that of the M16 series of rifles, while the fixed gas cylinder/moving piston resemble those of the Ruger Mini-14 carbine (the original patent used a captive piston similar to the M14 rifle). The advantage of the gas-operation is that it allows the use of far more powerful cartridges than traditional semi-automatic pistol designs, and it allows the Desert Eagle to compete in an area that had previously been dominated by magnum revolvers.

You're probably wondering what's up with the history lesson about the Desert Eagle. That's easy. I wanted all of you who enter Call of Duty 4 with me tonight, to have an intimate knowledge of this sexy weapon. The weapon that's gonna blow your head off if we are to spar against each other. I just recently received it ( I know..I'm slow ) but that doesn't negate the fact that I will shoot you down like the dog you are if you cross my path.

Onto the festivities! I love Fridays just because of Friday Night Fights.I'm old enough that the end of the week doesn't signify anything special anymore aside from the online fisticuffs that I share with my PS3 brethren. It's time to get it on!!

I've been receiving a lot of PM from new people in Destructoid about joining our soiree tonight and I gotta tell you..It just warms my heart. *wipes a tear* For the new fish..Uhh I mean new valued members of Destructoid just leave your PSN Tag and we will add you to our friends list. I did a bit of cleaning up on my list this week so open slots I do have for people who want to get their games on in a consistent basis.

Oh, and one more thing. After the FNF festivities Shipero, Takeshi, and I will be doing an unofficial Video Cast on on our PS3s. Got the new PS EYE?? Well I have THREE slots open, PM me if your interested in seeing how rugged and Epic my beard is on video. We will of course talk of all things and show you games in our collection that will make you envious, jealous and wish you were us. We might even gossip about other members of Dtoid..*gasp*

Let's get that 411 going:

The Games & Times:

The Unreal Tournament Festivities will be starting at 8pm EST and will be hosted by none other than our own residential psychopath: Mr Sadistic. Just look for his name and follow hin into his game on Unreal. Be wary though..there's a reason why his name is Sadistic.

FOR THOSE THAT HAVEN"T SEEN THE NEW CHARACTER SKIN: SAMUS FROM METROID DO SO HERE AS WELL AS DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE.

Call Of Duty 4 will begin at 9:30pm EST and will be hosted by yours truly Dtoid's own y0j1mb0. Tonight we fight as a team. I need some soldiers to represent Destructoid. Let's take the pain to them and rank up together.

After we finish with COD4 Warhawk will be on the menu @ about 11pm EST..Password TOID..as usual. Hosted by Shipero. I'm hoping we have an open server for a clan match..I leave that to Shipero..as well as attendance.

Shipero doesn't partake in COD4 because of these delusions of being in a ROCK BAND. Samit will be there as well. Maxvest..they're looking for you to join tonight as well. Maybe you can join him and show him how it's done. Or maybe some BURNOUT PARADISE? He thinks he's Steve McQueen too. Damn Shipero and his silly delusions.

For those who don't own COD4 or the others don't fret as the UT3 game hosted by Sadistic will be going on until at least 10pm EST or until you get demoralized by Sadistic and quit.

RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2 is still waiting to be rolled out for it's official debut for all you Mercs out there, all we're waiting for is that patch coming soon before we get our Breaching on. Still too many hiccups online..but when they patch..it's gonna be perfect. And ON.

One last thing.. since I have a Desert Eagle Theme going, I might as well add this too.




Bring it gents. Hope to see the lot of you there so I can bust a cap in your face. Try not to bring a replica to our fights!! Leave that PSN Tag below and let me know something.



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Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 14:49
Gameboi
As usual, I'll try and make an appearance.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 14:51
MrSadistic
Dube wtf.

Stop advertising your gay-male-orgie. It's gross, especially when you're trying to recruit me for them.

Also, I need some new people to kill. My rocket launcher/flak cannon/impact hammer/enforcer/assault rifle/knife/grenades/aircraft need some new blood.
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 14:55
Simmons 2pt0
Wait.....





When did old dudes start playing video games, doesn't your glaucoma kick in mid-game?

I only insult because my beard is not of epic proportions like yours, my job does not permit it.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 14:57
Y0j1mb0
Sadistic:

I will be making an appereance today in your UT3 Festivities as the wife is haveing a girls night out. My Theron Guard hungers...

You should have some new people to kill tonight.. bring that gas tank with you..you may need a refill after the night is thru.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:00
GrayFox
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST POOPED MY PANTS!!!!!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:01
shipero
Warhawk will actually not be up until 11PM, nobody seems to show up until COD4 is over anyway. The server will be open and ranked unless everyone decides that they'd rather put a password on the server. I bought a better router last weekend so hopefully that will help with the lag issues we had last friday.
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:05
broonor
Why must I work Friday nights? If I join in, it'll be COD or Warhawk and only after midnight EST, so here's to hoping there's still some gaming left going on!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:08
Teta
I´m gonna be in my first PS3 FNF.
Tetarean is my PSN and i have the warcaks in my game library.
I haven´t played the game since i bought it yesterday so there i go as a moving practice target.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:09
shipero
@jpitner

We're usually half-way through Warhawk at that point. Assuming the server isn't full, you should be able to join us.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:10
grassr00ts
New Meat here, i'll probably start playing COD4 around 830 p.m. eastern time if anyone else is going to be playing that early, PSN ID x311grassr00tsx, invite me or send me a message and lets get down!
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:12
ceark
I'm not getting off work till about 11pm actually. if anyone still on I'll be there I guess.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:12
Y0j1mb0
Hahah!! Welcome to the Fights TETA! Send me a friend invite @ k0wb0y-b33b0p.

Shipero: UPDATED.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:12
EternalDeathSlayer
If I can be there for UT3, I will. I'll try.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:18
Y0j1mb0
ceark:

I think we might still be on... you'll like the new update on Warhawk too.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:22
Y0j1mb0
Sorry Ron..I have a widescreen..need to take into consideration those that dont..lol.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:33
Takeshi
I've been looking forward to the killing tonight!
@Ceark and other who are late. We are probably still playing something on that time.
@Teta
If Y0j1mb0's friendslist is full (I believe he was telling me that) you can just follow me into the Warhawk fights. Just look at your buddy list and select me. Then join.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:33
EternalDeathSlayer
I don't have a wide screen and it looks fine for me......
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:35
Takeshi
Yeah Jimbo WTF?! It almost killed my 15 inch screen! Oh and why does it say Israel on that gun? Just curious.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:41
Y0j1mb0
Takeshi:

The Desert Eagle is manufactured in Israel by IMI (Israel Military Industries) for Magnum Research, Inc.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:45
Takeshi
Thanks for the info! So that's why they are always fighting. They've got Magnums!
*ouch*
I mean that's why they kicked our buds in COD4 last time.
zombiekiller2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:58
zombiekiller2
i have to work for a couple of hours tonight so i should be there for the last half of cod 4 and warhawk.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 15:59
Takeshi
@Teta,Yojimbo
Forget that comment about Jimbo's friendlist. I'm surfing on my PS3 right now and can't read this very good on my small TV. I didn't see Jimbo cleaned up his list... Damn PS3 browser always cracks up.

Does anyone know why it always says "there isn't enough memory, please close a window". Yes, because it hasn't got enough memory but is there any way to change it?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 16:04
Takeshi
I'm sorry about the blogrape sir! You'd better shoot me tonight...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 16:05
MrSadistic
gay, gay, gay, gay
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 16:30
Samit Sarkar
@Takeshi: Nope. The PS3 has 256 MB dedicated to the graphics chip (RSX), and another 256 MB of system memory (with 64 MB reserved at all times for the XMB). There’s nothing you can do about it.

Also, you’re all going to die by my hand tonight.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 16:55
Takeshi
@Samit
There is a way. Install Linux. I'm going to buy a new hard drive and do that. 60 gig is not that much.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 17:03
MrSadistic
Hey Ron, I want you to make sweet love to me in a K-Mart bathroom while the local black guy who sells crack, is watching.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 17:17
Takeshi
Tape it Sadistic. I need some good fapping material.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 17:39
Crunshii
I will try to be on, still stuck @ work :(

Sadistic add me to ur PSN if you dont have me yet:
PSN: Crunshii
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 17:53
MrSadistic
Tried adding you dube, but it says you have the max number of friends.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 18:01
Samit Sarkar
God, Snatch is such an awesome movie.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 18:11
Y0j1mb0
Crunshii:

Was trying to add you too but like Saidistic said..your friend's list is full.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 18:21
Sadie G
WTF that's how you get Ron's love?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 20:25
MrSadistic
Still got it, yo.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 20:32
DarkTravesty
i'm not going to be on for tonight. dad came home from kosovo this week before he goes back and my parents wanted to watch some movies these next few days before he leaves. So if i'm online at all and it says i'm watching a video/movie just so you know its not me but hopefully i'll be back for next week.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 21:58
Crunshii
dam weird, well I deleted some peeps that didnt do much on PSN.

Try inviting me again guys, I know I tried inv u y0jim b4 and I got full frnd list as well.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 22:12
Crunshii
Hey Sad, I got your friend invite but it threw an error n deleted the msg. Im having shitty ass connection 2night :( fucking bellsouth...
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 22:57
EternalDeathSlayer
Couldn't join tonight. I'm officially sad.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 23:38
MrSadistic
Sorry fellas for leaving, PREOCUPADO!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2008 08:32
Takeshi
Wow, I must say that private team battle made my night. Level 3 and level 10. Hahaha You are getting better and better Gameboi. Everytime I see you online I'm gonna drag you into a game.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2008 12:03
grassr00ts
had lots of fun w/ COD4 last night, looking forward to next week; also just downloaded warhawk and am having trouble figuring it out, if anyone's playing while im on mind giving me some help? PSN ID x311grassr00tsx (zero's not o's)
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 16:11
fetusmilk
psn : brandnewkirk. rb6v2, hot shots, gta, and ut3 are what i play online. add me new to ps3 no friends really.
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