Veni, vidi, vici.
Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential
Old Geezer of Destructoid &
You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"
Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]
Founding Member of
The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.
Past proprietor of
PS3 Friday Night Fights and
PS3's Poker Nights
For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for
Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at
The Obsessed Gamer
Epic Card Courtesy of The Ghost.
Furthermore, no trophy support.. maybe they'll add a patch?
Only kidding about the biased part. ;)
Sadly, when I asked my dad about it, he slapped me and said "what the hell is DLC? I bought you an Atari! If you wanted a DLC, you should've told me. Now go get me another beer!"
That was right before the divorce, right?
5 out of 5 in ending scene!
I cried my heard out in the end... so much drama and romance blended into one beautiful.... pong.
Don't go against ol'school games.. Unless you play them drunk. Speaking of which, is this a drunken blog tag I see?
You disgust me Yojimbo. I have lost all respect for your reviewing skills.
You disgust me Yojimbo. I have lost all respect for your reviewing skills.
I prefer to appreciate how far games have come from my induction to a gamer's existence with the NES rather than criticize old games. Then again, I would have been far more excited about MM9 had it been in HD and loaded with effects to compliment the retro gameplay like BC:Rearmed. Classic games, even the greats, are outdated. That doesn't make them bad, but they don't necessarily measure up to the complexity and depth that newer games can offer. The fact that Luigi doesn't call you up to go check out some BEEG MUSHROOM TEE TEES doesn't make Mario Bros anything but a game from a completely different era.
Also lolz. Was I not supposed to take it seriously at all?
To quote Mr. Bill O'Reily, "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Oh Jimbo, you so crazy.
You just made me lol so hard it came out in French: Le Lol!
I mean seriously, it doesn't even hold up with other games from the era. Look at Adventure for example, a beautiful story of love, loss, and vengeance set in the Dragonlance universe. Powerful, emotional stuff...
Gave you too much credit, old man.
Imagine that "kiddies" is in bold and it has a much nicer flow.
Fairchild is clearly the superior gaming hardware.
Sound: it has it.
Right?
A winner is you. :D