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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"
Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]
Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.
Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights
For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer
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PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
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Steam:
Battle: y0j1mb0.2008@gmail.com
PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0
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In a post last week, I issued a daunting challenge to all Xbox360 owners. Specifically owners of the Xbox LIVE classic Street Fighter II: Hyper Fighting ( Or fat bastards that will stop eating Whopper meals for a week to get this fantastic game tonight ). I merely proclaimed that I am the greatest Street Fighter II player in this here parts of Destructoid. This new post is not meant to be a retraction, if that's what you're expecting, I wouldn't hold your breath. This is merely to remind all you 360 owners who don't own a PS3 and are not lucky enough to be playing Metal Gear Solid 4 ( I just happened to pick mine up and just the install screens alone are glorious! ), that tonight you can try to take out your frustration on this here Sony enthusiast, me, in Street Fighter II. Mind you this is no easy task but you do have two things in your favor: 1. I have a cold. A bad one actually that has rendered me even more lethargic than usual. 2. I found out my headset to my 360 is shot. Hence my Epic shit-talking arsenal will not be in use to anger and distract from your game. Trust me, this right here is a blessing in disguise, as I sound like Barry White. That's right baby. 
This will be your future. Crying like a bitch, when I'm done with you. But please don't think those things will cripple my game as I intend to bring it and crush all who oppose me. My shit-talking I will post in a future blog for all to read and ridicule the losing players, as I will be laughing at the lack of skillz I'm quite sure I'll come across if any 360 players show up. Before you crybabies start telling me: " Oh, but y0j1mb0, the controllers to the 360 are garbage" excuse, all I have to say is I manage quite well. Perhaps it is not the controller that is garbage but your game. 
Any brave or stupid challengers who wish to wipe my smug grin off my face can do so @ 8PM EST. QUARTER MATCHES. For about an hour or two should suffice. Should I see that there will be a need for an additional host I believe Casual Weaponry has volunteered for duty as one. This is your opportunity to kick my ass gentlemen. To shut this "labeled" Sony Fanboy up once and for all. Are you man enough to? Interested parties leave your gamertag. I will throughout the day send friend requests. As well as free lessons on how to play later in the evening.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Be prepared to engage in digital fisticuffs. You're going down!
But I'll be playing MGS4 all weekend so...yeah.
Somehow I knew this.
XBL: Shipero
Oh wait, I don't have SF II.
...or a gold account.
...or a XBox.
...carry on, sir.
If you have a PS3 when the HD version comes out, you can have a shot @ me.
TheRookieMonster:
I'm good with friends, This here is the night I talked about kicking people's butt in the last blog. Hopefully you'll show up. There has to be a first to fall... :P
Shipero:
lol.
Is that some sort of cheap shot at me?
Until then though, I can't play.
I just got a PS3 last week. I look forward to seeing you on the HD SSF battlefield. Until then, I'll settle for some SD live ass-kickery!
you're like twenty-something year old and you pretend to like retro games with your Final Fight hat on trying to be cool and can't play an old fighting game to save your life.great job!
Show up Tazar.. Show this old man your game skills.
Can't Motherfucking Bring it.
lol.
Send me an invite
The group that I got the name wrong that Tazar belongs to..LMAO!
Why not challenge us to by-proxy baby cage fighting?
SFII is perfectly playable IN-PERSON head to head, but only a moron would either issue or accept a challenge to play the Xbox Live version of SFII.
And that ain't gettin started on the controllers.
Already Been Brung
That's right, [b]ABB[/i]. We're just an "A" away from ABBA.
What did you do with Jet Grind Radio? Tell me you didn't sell it!
Also, ABB
I guess it will just be Electro Lemon, Casual Weaponry, Used Table, Haxan and myself. Less time I guess. That's alright though I do need to properly begin my MGS4.
Not unless it sucks less than the beta did.
oh wait, I like to save 50$ a year :P
I'm hoping all the bugs are ironed out and whatnot. I mean, that IS the point of a beta, right? Hopefully Konami received some good insight as to what was messed up with the online play. I'm just REALLY craving some team/tactical play tonight. Let's kick things off with a ceremonial DTOID bang.
GT: ShinigamiBV