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Ladies and gentlemen, I am concerned. It seems that a great many people are suffering, and that's hard to watch. This tends to happen when video games are involved, and while I'm not exactly sure what causes it, I like to do what I can to help. To that end, I have put together a simple troubleshooting guide that might soothe some of the unbearable pain you seem to be experiencing. Prepared below are some easy instructions on how to STFU about Modern Warfare 2.
Step 1: Shut the fuck up. Above all, this is an effective method of problem solving that will, in most cases, alleviate any issues you may be experiencing. Think of it like a reset button. Should any of the measures you've attempted prove ineffective, rest assured that simply closing your mouth and worrying about something more important is usually enough to set things right. It can be difficult to believe, but there really are better things to get upset about. If that fails, try some of the troubleshooting steps outlined below.
Problem: I can't support Modern Warfare 2 because of the leaked footage of the airport level so I can't throw my weight behind and purchase it.
Solution: Then don't. Nobody is jacking you up with a gun to your head to purchase it. It's clearly within your rights to not support it as a consumer. You also have every right to your opinion as well but how about we wait for the actual finished game to roll out, shall we? If you're not privy to the whole game how on earth can you draw any kind of logical opinion from just one snippet? Sure you may not like that particular scene but keep in mind, it's being taken out of content. As in, again, it's not the whole game. It could be that after experiencing the full game you may see it in a new light. And if by chance you do purchase it and still may have any trepidation of the forthcoming scene you can , get this,
skip it. Yes Infinity Ward has given everybody the option of doing just that. That's kind of generous of them to think of the faint of heart like that. Actually I personally find it odd that in a game where you mow down people with every conceivable modern weapon dead that you'll grow a conscious all of a sudden because these particular people being shot are not armed "bad guys". I mean it's okay to snipe ( bad ) people's brains off as they do their patrols, or knifing them in the back to meet your objective as these things are not technically morally wrong, right? Again, if the above rationale is not enough for you, the short answer is, don't buy it. No, really. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. Still having trouble? Refer to Step 1.
Problem: Activision is evil. I wont buy it because of that. I will not fund their campaign of satanic business practices in which they try to, get this...make money.
Solution: This is going to sound like a broken record but don't. Don't buy it. Boycott the shit out of them. Create a worthless online petition where like minded delusional souls think they can effect the outcome of Modern Warfare 2's sales. Since you wont be getting the game chances are you'll have plenty of time on your hands while the rest of us will be rocking the game. Who knows you may change a few people's minds into your way of thinking. You know, the ones that weren't going to get it anyway. Actually the Activision is evil tag is bizarre to me. Since when did EA lose that? Since when are all game companies not wanting to make money? You think Activision is the only one? Think the rest just make games just for you 'cause they're sweet on you? Because they want to give back to us gamers? Let me stop before I lose track. That's just me thinking out loud.

The truth of the matter is, nobody is holding a gun to your head and making you buy MW2. Some of us are really pumped about it, and if you're not one of those people, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you don't like the fact that it exists, you can easily voice that opinion by not spending your money on it. That's how it works. But please, find something better to get angry at. There have been far worse crimes committed against gamers, and chances are, you spent your money on them.
[ When Y0j1mb0 isn't ripping other people's blog to make a point, he can be found in his home in North Carolina where his three children and lovely wife harass him to get off his beloved game consoles. ]</p>
I cannot bear to watch the innocent DIGITAL REPRESENTATIONS of non-realistic people being slaughtered before me. I could never even partake in this once, let alone 3 times in order to get my platinum trophy. I wonder sometimes how people like you can sleep at night, Yojimbo. Maybe you should be a terrorist in some kind of online multiplayer and actually kill and defeat American troops, you heartless fiend.
No seriously people need to shut their holes.
Bbbbbb..... Activision are evil! That's why I'm going to pirate the game, play the shit out of it but complain about how shitty it is and tell everyone that did buy it that they are retarded and gay!
Man, if I had a girlfriend she'd think I was pretty cool.
I don't understand why the hell the "it's offensive" article was posted.
I've watched movies, anime, television shows, and many more entertainment mediums that were twice as offensive, if not more, than that scene in Modern Warfare 2. They're showing you how evil your enemy REALLY IS, not sugar coating it, and THE SCENE IS SKIPPABLE!
Dylan Alford, in the comment thread for "why I won't buy MW2", said it best:
"The moment someone gives you a glimpse into human depravity... It makes you sick, doesn't it? Makes you hate it? I think that's the point. The scene won't matter to those whose only world is video games, but to people with real lives, this'll ring home in the same way many movies do."
All good points Yojimbo. I honestly have nothing else to add.
It is nice to see you writing a lot more again. :-)
i totally agree, i'm so sick of hearing about the controversy surrounding this game. I really wish the footage hadn't been leaked, it's really tiring.
I can't wait to give Activision $60. Hopefully, my small contribution will help them to one day become so ridiculously wealthy that they'll be able to dispatch death squads to INSTANTLY KILL ALL THE WHINY BITCHES WHO GET OFFENDED ABOUT EVERY TINY DETAIL OF A GAME.
Topher Cantler will sue.
I don't think there was that much controversy for this in the gaming community. As far as mainstream media, I'm surprised there hasn't been as much of an uproar already, so the fact that no ones flipping out makes this entire blog invalid. Congratulations.
I think most people were going to get it anyway. You have one valid point about the airport level, but you dismiss the issue instead of addressing it. Ignoring the elephant in the room doesn't make it go away, and I do think this particular elephant is something that should be discussed among circles of gamers and friends.
THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! I was going to do this myself, but you pretty much said what I was thinking, Y0jimb0.
I'd like to add that it being a videogame, doesn't devalue it as a medium whatsoever. Many people commented on the "why I won't buy MW2" thread saying:
"It's just a videogame"
That's just BS.
That attention whore pic is pretty funny. Would be funnier if the chick in it weren't so cute.
And Y0j1mb0 delivers sage advice as usual. Keep on speakin' the truth, brother!
Wait! yoj you live in NC?! wtf D: Did we already talk about this and I don't remember? We need to NARP this bitch up man!
Well said.
I just want to know when Call Of Duty became the new Halo--nothing but a popular, pretty ok, way too highly praised FPS
I actually appreciated Brad's article about this from the frontpage. People feel how they feel, ya know?
@The Excel:
Topher needs to sue! I get the feeling he's the only one that will get what I did thurr.
@Riegel88:
That would be when Treyarch Studios took the helm and made their versions of CoD.
I STFU about it because I CAN'T AFFORD IT. Being poor works itself out...or something.
Well said.
Know what I love too. If that was say, a group of unarmed "terrorists" we'd have no problem doing it. None at all. Stab em, shoot em and even rape them. As long as they're a "bad guy" it's completely fine.
Just look at the show Dexter. It's about a fucking serial killer. It's hugely popular and is a great show. But if you were to change the fact he only kills "bad guys" and he killed "innocent" people then it's a different story altogether and people would instantly get in a fuss.
It's like people need an invisible hand patting them on the head while being whispered "it's ok, they're bad people so do what you want to them" before they can support it.
And you know what else is funny too. I said back when Halo 3 was about to come out and when people were bashing it that every game that reaches that point of popularity is considered crap simply because it's popular. And to no surprise, the exact same thing is now happening to MW2 as a sequel to a popular game. Such a weak and predicable mindset.
I have the game on pre-order... but several issues are making me re-think my pre-order. If they give you no option but to kill the security guards, then I'll choose the skip option for that section of the game, so that's not a huge issue for me... but I also have concerns regarding online play and whether I will enjoy it, and there are just so many other games coming out within a six month window.
eh... I'll likely hold off on picking up my pre-order and look to feedback on the game. I am curious about the co-op option though and that might be the reason I still buy it.
I haven't bougt CoD4 and won't buy this one, because I don't support military propaganda in video games.
Also even if EA is evil that doesn't mean Activision can't be evil now, does it?
Hey, worthless petitions work!
Look at that TV show Jericho...it came back for another season just to prove to its rabid fanbase that nobody really gave a toss about them or their stupid petition for renewal.
A 2nd cancellation followed. Point proven. Nobody has bothered to petition for it again. THEY WORK, DAGNAMMIT!
Actually jimbo activision got the evil tag aroud the time they said they stop supporting sony because of the high price of their ps3 and then raised the price of MW2 in europe a week later( their other policies aren't helping either).
But despite this I plan on getting the 360 version for my brother and the PS3 version for myself if only because (a) it looks like a damn good game (B) when all devs weren't intrested in learning the ps3 architechure IW saw |to it that MW was damn near equal across all platforms.
That alone is more than enough for me to over look a few mistakes.
Petitions worked for Chuck Season 3 as well.
I'm gonna program one of my F keys to automatically type "I agree with Tubatic" just because it happens so damn much.
Uh, please don't copypasta my articles word-for-word. I don't mind you using that headline if you're fired up about something, but like... I'm literally reading my own words here. Aside from parts of your two solutions... I wrote this.
That's ... yeah, that shit isn't cool.
People are actually having mildly intelligent discussions about a legitimately discussion-worthy level, and you want them to shut the fuck up about it?
God forbid people actually talk one another about stuff that matters to them.
You know you also have the right to ignore things that people write.
Can someone link to the front page post this is referencing? I had a look but can only find an article from Brad Rice, and not Topher. Unless this is another in-joke and Brad = Topher.
http://www.destructoid.com/guide-how-to-stfu-about-super-street-fighter-iv-150353.phtml
@ghets: And I have. These "how to STFU" posts are absolutely ridiculous.
Yes, it must be completely illogical for me to want to boycott any and all Activision products. Due to the fact that they have the base same goal as every other business on the planet means they are exactly as ethical and show the same ammount of respect for their consumers as everyone else.
Everyone with opinions contrary to yours should also die in a fire post haste.
So just to summarise, I don't have to buy it? And I should STFU about it? Okay, I think I've got it.
Burch, calling the discussion thus far "mildly intelligent" is a bit generous, don't you think? How about everyone discuss it AFTER they have experienced it, as opposed to the knee-jerk bullshit going on now.
Personally, I find the concept of this sequence very intriguing and brave for such a high-profile mass market title. But, I will reserve forming an opinion on it's legitimacy until after I've played the damn thing and I think all of the people crying about a game possibly evoking uncomfortable feelings should too. This could be brilliant...or not. So, yeah, for now, they should shut the fuck up.
Hence the "mildly." A lot of it's been exaggerated reaction, but Rice's core question of "is there a way to show this kind of thing without condoning it," or, alternately, "IS the mere act of asking the player to watch this act the same as condoning it" are legitimate questions that should be discussed.
I think it's definitely silly to have a definitive, unwavering knee-jerk response to how one perceives the video we saw, but that's just a good argument against definitive, unwavering knee-jerk responses -- not for ending the discussion entirely because you don't like reading it.
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I am very disappointed in you, sir. You have lost my respect today.
Y0J1MB0 IS A FAG. DESTRUCTOID IS A FAG. EVERYONE THAT COMMENTED ON THIS BLOG IS A FUCKING FAG. ACTIVISION ARE FAGS. TREYARCH AND INFINITY WARD ARE BALL-LICKING FAGGOTS. SHOOTING UNARMED CIVILIANS IN AIRPORTS IS GAY AS SHIT.
I'm going to Gamestop next Monday to buy this at the midnight launch. YEAH!
BURNALISM!
Amen.
@ Anthony: Were it a discussion about such a sequence in general, I could agree that some merit could be found. However, discussing this sequence in particular, as it's primarily been thus far without the benefit of context the full game will provide, is indeed pointless in my opinion.
Blasto:
I don't necessarily agree: I think we know enough about the sequence to make relatively reasonably arguments and, in an odd way, what we don't know for sure has led to interesting discussion anyway: when everyone thought you were literally playing as a terrorist, I found it really illuminating to see how people reacted to that particular idea and whether they thought it was defensible, or not. Even though we now kinda-sorta know that you're playing as an undercover CIA guy instead, even the discussion surrounding the hypothetical "you're a terrorist, now kill people" scenario had merit.
Reason why it shouldn't be discussed yet. We don't know if there's any consequence for the actions later on. We don't know the full story yet. We haven't played it yet to grasp what it's actually like. We haven't the slightest clue how it really compares to the countless other violent games that encourage massacre.
Could it have killed Brad to hold off until actually experiencing the game fully to judge? 8 days. 8 more days till release. He could have written up the article, saved it and whatever else but held off posting it for a simple 8-9 days. Played through the game and made alterations if necessary and then post it up. And I would gladly have taken it into account.
But as it is, I'm not seeing much of a difference between it and the media's reaction to Mass Effects possible lesbian sex scene. Both judge off a quick clip and neither played the game at all.
It's not like 8 days is mind numbingly long to wait anyway.
People on the cblog copy/pasting stuff with changes for lulz? Inconceivable :)
THE FAN
SHIT JUST HIT IT
@Pew: Maybe straight-up copypasta happens often around here, but I expect better from somebody like Yojimbo. Given his history I would think he'd be capable of writing his own well thought out post without resorting to ctrl+V.
I get what you're trying to do here, Jimbo, but you're better than plagiarism. Worse yet, not only did you copy my article word-for-word, you're completely missing the point of that series.
Agreed with Burch. I honestly doubt the full context of the game is going to amount to any more than "hey, remember that awful, airport shooting scene? That was really terrible right? Now go blow up terrorist hideouts and shoot a lot of bad guys in the face! Feel better?"
There is a difference between showing the player these terrible acts and making the player implicit in them. What I'm saying is this is a genuine discussion topic with a lot of interesting layers, and to shut it down because of the "full context" argument is silly.
All it takes for evil to thrive in this world is for people to do nothing. I am going to fight for what is good in this life. You are fighting to make it worse. I will not stop regardless of how many people like you don't GET IT about life.
Those of us that think the level is horrible and doesn't belong will not stop because of your position.
There is a greater good to be had in life, we are going to work towards that.
P.S. Please move to Pakistan where friends of mine live in fear every waking moment of being murdered, and you can experience this level every day FOR REALZ. Except you don't get to replay it.
The solution to violence is not more violence.
@ Anthony: But, how much better would the discussion have been had everyone waited until they had played the entire game and not made such a stink about it before hand? As it stands now, I think it evoking a genuine, honest response from anyone as IW intended is going to be impossible now, as it's going to be colored by preconception and knowing that it is in the game. And that's very unfortunate.