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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

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Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Friday Night Fights: PS3 RETRO EDITION!!
Y0j1mb0 | 11:44 AM on 03.14.2008 38 comments




It's that time again Gents!! The time where Mr.Sadistic puts on his stockings, gets his lipstick ready and..Oh Wait! Wrong night..my bad. Anyway it's Friday and that means the night is ours to obliterate ourselves in the battlefields of Friday Night Fights. No need for quarters, or wading through the annoying kids trying to get tickets from a machine, so they can get a cheap ass Spongebob Squarepants Plush. No B.O. assaulting your senses to the point of tears. Just those twin sticks, an online connection and that loss your going to get from either Myself, Shipero, MrSadistic or Samit.

Who's coming with us to the battlefield?? You, Brainderailment? Are you going to bring your sorry ass to the big dance or are you still embarrassed to show your face after those humiliating losses in Unreal Tournament 3 I gave you the last time we went toe to toe?? You, Takeshi? We need are comedy relief..and your game gives us plenty of laughs. How about Liam? Or are you grounded again for not doing your chores Mommie gave you to do?? Might as well ask about Samit. Samit....are you going to be there, or are you going to be auditioning for American Idol ?? What with that pretty voice of yours. What? You guys haven't heard Samit's singing. Let me give you a sample:



Maybe Gameboi might get a night off from work. He keeps telling me how Destructoid is killing him and how he has to take up the slack of all the other Editor/Writers all the time. Here's hoping you get the night off tonight so we can welcome you to the battlefield proper!!

Let's get to the Info:

The Games & Times:

The Unreal Tournament Festivities will be starting at 8pm EST and will be hosted by none other than our own residential psychopath: Mr Sadistic.

Call Of Duty 4 will begin at 9:30pm EST and will be hosted by yours truly Dtoid's own y0j1mb0. Samit/BrOnXbOmBr21 ... I get the feeling I'm going to be awesome in this game tonight. Hopefully you'll suck like the last Friday Night.

After we finish with COD4 Warhawk will be on the menu @ about 10pmEST..Password TOID..as usual. Hosted by Shipero.

For those who don't own COD4, don't fret as the UT3 game hosted by Sadistic will be going on until at least 10pm EST or until you get demoralized by Sadistic and quit.

Bring it gents. Hope to see the lot of you there so I can bust a cap in your face. Leave that PSN Tag below and let me know something.

Oh and Shipero I got some bullets with your name on them just for Warhawk!!



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 11:54
shipero
As usual I'd like to play Burnout or Rock Band as well. If anyone's interested let me know.

I'd prefer Burnout over Rock Band as I haven't played multiplay in it for a while but I'll host whatever I can get people for.
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 11:55
GeneralWong
PS3? Thats like... sooooo March the 13th!

Im at my girlfriends house 2nite so i might try and play her bro's PS3 and play some Warhawk or COD4. Im a limey tho so i might be slightly tired, none the less il bring some abuse aimed at the USA! ^_^
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 11:57
BlindsideDork
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't that a bullet with YOUR name on it, not ours?

Condemned 2 next week and hopefully I can join you guys in Warcawks soon!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:06
Samit Sarkar
Haha, thanks for posting that video. It seems to be getting around, so I’ll be expecting a call from Simon Cowell pretty soon.

As for FNF, I unfortunately will not be able to take part tonight or next week. I’m heading home tonight for my spring break (I’m off for the next week), and I won’t be lugging my PS3 home on the train. Don’t have too much fun without me, mmkay?

@Y0j1mb0: Did you already buy MLB 08: The Show? I’ll be getting my copy sometime next week, so the ass kickings can begin (let me specify: I will be beating the crap out of you). Oh, and look for my MLB 2K8 review later today...I pretty much tore the game a new one.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:11
BlindsideDork
So can we do Condemned 2 next week?

PS: High Tension = good movie!
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:13
Tragic Hero
I heard that Congress announced that PS3 FNF was lame. Because of that everyone should join us for TF2 FNF instead :)
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:17
shipero
@Tragic Hero

I've been watching C-Span all day and I've heard of no such ruling.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:19
Y0j1mb0
What a coincidence..I heard that TF2 FNF was so lame they were trying to recruit the cool kids at PS3 FNF.


Also, Samit..I was waiting on you to tell me which one you were picking up. Iwas already leaning towards the show now I'll just pick it up. Can't wait to shut you out.

Blindside: I'll pick up Condemmed 2 but somebody better review that game first.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:22
Tragic Hero
@Y0j1mb0

You were probably watching Fox News when you got that info. They tend to be biased like that.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:36
Takeshi
"You, Takeshi? We need are comedy relief..and your game gives us plenty of laughs." Bastard! LOL. Maybe I can join the fights. I've got a 7 days working week this week.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:38
Sadie G
you f'ing suck, where's my UT3 shoutout?! that's it i'm shooting you all in the face!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 12:41
Y0j1mb0
My Bad..I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO SADIE IN UT3. SHE IS HARDCORE AND WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE> WATCH OUT!!


Better, Sadie ??
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:10
Sadie G
damn freaking skippy! i AM hardcore ask Sadistic or view my profile. ;)

im down but can't make it at 8.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:12
Corak
I should be able to get some COD4 in tonight. It is st. patty's day weekend so I might be passed out on the floor with a bottle of Jameson in my hand, but we'll see. Damn just realized I'm out of sour mix for my wiked whiskey sours, off to the liquor store I go.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:17
MrSadistic
If you think Jimbo is bad. Wow.

He's more along the lines of... maybe Woody Harrelson's character off of 'Natural Born Killers'. I, on the other hand, fit the mold of Anton Chigurh.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:46
Y0j1mb0
Sadistic:

Yo!! You need to download that Tokay Towers Map for UT3 for tonight..if you don't already have it..I think you'll like it.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:47
Sadie G
bad hair included?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:51
MrSadistic
@Jimbo

Alright, I'll give the map a look-see.

@Sadie

Dude, wtf. His hair was awesome. During the trailers, and commercials and all that it, looked really hilarious but when I finally watched the movie, I realized that it is the best hair style for a hitman. Ever.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 13:59
Y0j1mb0
I'll have to agree with Sadistic on that one Sadie. The Cut was slick.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 14:21
Sadie G
im just pissed you left me out of the lineup...jerk!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 14:31
MrSadistic
girls aren't allowed on the server anymore. new rule
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 14:35
shipero
@MrSadistic

Here the new sign for the server that you ordered.

Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 14:58
Sadie G
well good thing i can still return it.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 15:01
MrSadistic
good
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 15:26
Gantz
I'd like to join in on UT3 and possibly Warhawk
PSN= Kight
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 19:51
Sadie G
no idea what the fuck i was doing...no idea..
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:08
MrSadistic
good game guys, good game

I'll probably change it to 2 points for a regulation win tomorrow. It was a horrible idea putting it for 4. Unless, you want to play some CTF or VCTF tomorrow.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:22
shipero
That was fun, haven't played in a while too some time to get used to it again.

Now for dinner then WarHawk.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:34
MrSadistic
I haven't played a match in Warfare, or with any vehicles in a long time. Felt good to get a few "Vehicular Manslaughter" during the game.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:56
Gantz
hmm, apparently you guys aren't on the same timezone as i. how did i overlook that...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:58
MrSadistic
There's always tomorrow.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 21:47
shipero
Well nobody showed up for WarHawk so I'm going to play Brawl instead. Unless someone wants to play Burnout or Rock Band.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 22:09
Gantz
spent the past hour looking for my headset for warhawk, found my PSeye though.
anyway i've got burnout,rockband, and obv warhawk
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