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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: PS3 JAMF!! EDITION!!
Y0j1mb0 | 11:56 AM on 02.08.2008 62 comments


It's that time again Fellow Dtoiders to do what we do on Friday Night..no comeback!! I'm not talking about that..I'm talking about getting online and blowing our Digital Asses up for the Glory that is being Crowned Champion of Friday Night Fights. Are you JAMFs with me?!? Are you?!? Then let's roll out our the new FNF Pic and do this.



There's been a new addition the our rotation this week with the new Burnout being thrown in the mix. Shipero told me that he is Steve Motherfuckin' McQueen with a Camaro and that you don't stand a chance against him in the game. I told him to give the JAMF's a chance anyway so he agreed.

Now before I begin listing our new & improved rotation of games..let us look at what transpired last week. Through the use of modern technology we can now see the battle in all it's fury. Who was last week's Super Bad Kung Fu Ninja Killer??..watch and after, all will be told.




All hail MrSadistic!! Can we just all gang up on this fool now. Don't let him win again..all he does afterwards is ridicule you guys and talk about your mothers!!

Now for our rotation:

Unreal Tournament 3: Shipero will start the festivities by hosting UT3. Just start up UT3 Find Shipero as your buddy and follow him to his game. He'll be starting UT3 at 10pm EST till probably 11:30, if you don't own UT3 just go ahead buy it and catch up. Mix you better be there!!

NEXT UP is BURNOUT: Like I said..the gauntlet has been thrown by Shipero. I personally think you have no chance but if you feel lucky..try him. Do you feel Lucky JAMF!?? Nick Chester, you gonna make an apperance?? Or is ya gonna be a chicken and not show up?? Stay tuned.

COD4: Once done with Burnout, it's time for some running & gunning. Let's see who calls that airstrike first. I'm betting on Ponyboy or Liam. Hopefully Liam and Brainderailment will be there so we can bust a cap in 'em. Would love to see a clash of THE TITANS between Ponyboy & BrOnX since it didn't happen last week. I might Host COD4 before Shipero trounces everybody in Burnout. If not wait for Shipero.

And finally..

Warhawk: Whether on foot, in a jeep, in a tank or in a Warhawk death is but a moment away. I want you SADISTIC! I will do all within my power to destroy you..

Last week's Champion of Friday Nights Fight: PS3 Edition was Sadistic if you are retarded and didn't catch that. Who's going to take this Maggot down and earn himself a spot in The Hall Of Champions?!?

Leave you PSN Tag Below..we'll be waiting....JAMFs!!



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DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:02
DarkTravesty
i shall be up for everything!

psn: DarkTravesty
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:03
Samit Sarkar
Just message me when CoD 4 starts up; I don’t own UT III or Burnout Paradise.

PSN: BrOnXbOmBr21
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:07
Y0j1mb0
That I will BrOnx..that I will..next week I'll be picking up The Orange Box for the PS3 just to add Team Fortress 2 to the rotation as well as I heard a few of you guys got it.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:18
shipero
Can you dig it?

PSN: Shipero (for those who don't know)
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:31
decoyb
@ Yojimbo: Best buy has the orange box for $50, not sure if it's a sale or a permanent price.

I've got a friend in town but I'll try to make it on if we go out late or get back early.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:35
wardrox
Seriously, this blows. UT3 isn't out over here, Haven't got burnout, CoD4 is 360 for me and by the time you guys get onto Warhawk, it's 5am over here.

I tried WHW, but that failed too as there are some news maps I don't have. I think I'll stick with the 360 for another couple of weeks :(
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:56
shipero
@Wardrox

I usually leave off the omega dawn maps but I loaded the wrong map list. Next Wednesday you should be able to get on as I have gotten rid of the map list that had expansion maps in it.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:59
Y0j1mb0
I told you Shipero..you JAMF!!

:)
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:36
ceark
can't make it tonight, got family in town =P
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:40
MrSadistic
I don't normally say this about myself, but wow I am so pimp. Anyway, UT 3 is automatic for me so when you guys play just lay down your weapons and maybe my Flak Cannon will be nice to you and not accidentally go off in your eye.

I do have to make up for Warhawk though as my performance dragged just a bit.

Also, for those who are ignorant of the almighty hax:

PSN: SaintSadistic
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:46
Y0j1mb0
DO YOU PEOPLE SEE HOW ARROGANT SADISTIC IS?? TAKE HIM DOWN TONIGHT GENTS!!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:47
MrSadistic
Yeah, I would stop being arrogant if people could actually beat me.

Yeah, I said it.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:53
BS3 Owner
Won't be able to make it tonight guys. BTW Mr. Sadistic is usually on my team soooo go Sadistic.

Be Obscene! Be! Be! Obscene!..... I love Marilyn.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:55
decoyb
@ Sadistic: I'll get ya in UT3 one of these days, you just got lucky those 37 times when you dodged my rockets and finally killed me with flak shells.

Also it was lag.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:57
MrSadistic
Lag, oh yeah of course.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:08
Y0j1mb0
LOL.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:09
EternalDeathSlayer
Even when I get UT3, I leave for work at 10:30EST for work on Fridays. Fuck. Well, I'll have to see you another day dude.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:14
decoyb
@ Sadistic: I'll get ya in UT3 one of these days, you just got lucky those 37 times when you dodged my rockets and finally killed me with flak shells.

Also it was lag.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:18
MrSadistic
lol wat
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:24
Y0j1mb0
EDS: Sadistic and I will work with you..don't worry. You'll have the Flak Cannon to the face soon enough.

decoyb: what.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:26
decoyb
See, even my double posts are crippled by lag :)

I'm not sure how I pulled that one off, I've failed at the internets today.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:28
MrSadistic
Yeah, I'll work with you. On my days away from spewing Flak Shells all over the place, I like to teach the young people who are just starting out and show them how they can harness their inner-ownage and turn it into a hateful Enforcer shot to the head of their opponent.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:36
Y0j1mb0
I can't stop laughing at the bullshit that's coming from Sadistics mouth..lol.

I'm gonna bring my A game Sadistic and if that fails I'll cheat somehow.
kami's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:39
kami
clash of the titans '08....i'm looking at you bronx.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:44
MrSadistic
@Jimbo

Well it's not my fault I can kill you with a single Enforcer while you start running away, scared, carrying a Rocket Launcher.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:55
decoyb
As soon as I finish DMC4, No More Heroes, and Zack and Wiki I'm going to restart my patented training program for UT3. It took me from godawful to mediocre in a matter of minutes.

If anyone's interested the training program consists of playing UT3 against bots set to godlike while listening to the karate kid soundtrack and believing in yourself.

(results may vary, soundtrack not available in all areas)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 15:06
MrSadistic
Well my training consisted of bots on Godlike but I put "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat while playing.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 15:14
decoyb
@Sadistic: Eye of the tiger huh? I would have pegged you as a Natural Born Killers soundtrack type, maybe Burn on repeat.

But since my handle is decoy I need something with a good scrappy underdog kinda feel to it.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 15:20
MrSadistic
With a name like Mr./Saint Sadistic, people have certain expectations about me. So I my training regiment has to be physical and psychological. Also my name entitles me to be a pompous douche bag, whatever game I play.
kami's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 16:22
kami
@brainderailment

please be drunk. i think i laughed the whole time you were on my team, and we still won....
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 16:25
Samit Sarkar
@kami: CoD 4? IT’S ON!!!
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 16:26
Sadie G
I hate you all, why must you make me ponder buying these games just to join you? Actually, i think the only one I'd buy is probably Burnout and that's because we have COD4 on 360. :/
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 16:31
MrSadistic
@Sadie

Because you would love to hear us boys act like asses.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 17:16
Takeshi
Boys & Asses? HOOORAH!

Next week I'll join (work work work).
COD4, Burnout, Orange Box and pray to god I've got UT by then.





I hate Europe!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 17:17
Takeshi
also:
PSN: JohanHin
amerijapoxicano's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 18:59
amerijapoxicano
I'd like to get in on this. I might get drunk, too. Even though it'll be 12 p.m. here in Hiroshima. It's going to be a long day for this guy.

PSN: el_lobo

I've got UT3 and COD4. I'll be getting my ass handed to me, most definitely, but it'll be fun.
Kungfuski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 19:10
Kungfuski
Hi all,

If ya'll have room for one more in the COD bucket, drop me a line.

PSN: Kungfuski

Thanks!

KFS
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 19:35
liam2015
SUPER CRAZY MEGA SURPRISE

I have UT3! Can't wait to play with you guys.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 20:16
liam2015
Also, do I have to download mods to play on them? If so, which ones?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 20:16
Takeshi
Damn! Can't wait! But must. It's 3:20am here. Need to go to work tomorrow so no FNF for me this week. Next week I'm in.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 20:21
shipero
@liam

No mods tonight, not until I can figure out a way to make sure everyone has the same custom maps and mutilators.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 20:41
Qraze
thanks shipero, i have all the maps from ut3mod.com. and this will be fun......................... for me
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 20:44
shipero
UT3 server's up. Password is 'TOID' as always.
amerijapoxicano's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 21:18
amerijapoxicano
The UT3 server must be full. I can't get in.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 21:21
liam2015
yeah same here
amerijapoxicano's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 21:29
amerijapoxicano
Shipero keeps logging off and on. I think my reputation precedes me. Don't be scurred ya'll. It'll only hurt for a little.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 21:33
shipero
My router's acting up, Yojimbo's hosting now. Of course now I can't get in. Today's been a bad day.
RamX4's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 22:07
RamX4
How do I get on the Burnout Paradise games?

My PSN is Duda
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 22:51
MrSadistic
The turn out for UT 3 made me :(

But still, I was fucking awesome.
amerijapoxicano's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 22:58
amerijapoxicano
Yeah, I was upset by the turnout, too. But, it was by far the most fun I've had with UT3 so far. If we had 10 guys or more it'd be that much better. This erased my buyer's remorse on UT3. Thanks, guys.

Sadistic, good gaming, especially the first match I played with you. I was down like 34 to 30 and the next thing I know I lost 35 to 50 or something like that. I kept up with you all right after that. I will defeat you one day. One thing I will give to you, though, great taunting. I'll be back on for COD4. See you guys then.
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