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It's that time again Fellow Dtoiders to do what we do on Friday Night..no comeback!! I'm not talking about that..I'm talking about getting online and blowing our Digital Asses up for the Glory that is being Crowned Champion of Friday Night Fights. Are you JAMFs with me?!? Are you?!? Then let's roll out our the new FNF Pic and do this.
There's been a new addition the our rotation this week with the new Burnout being thrown in the mix. Shipero told me that he is Steve Motherfuckin' McQueen with a Camaro and that you don't stand a chance against him in the game. I told him to give the JAMF's a chance anyway so he agreed.
Now before I begin listing our new & improved rotation of games..let us look at what transpired last week. Through the use of modern technology we can now see the battle in all it's fury. Who was last week's Super Bad Kung Fu Ninja Killer??..watch and after, all will be told.
All hail MrSadistic!! Can we just all gang up on this fool now. Don't let him win again..all he does afterwards is ridicule you guys and talk about your mothers!!
Now for our rotation:
Unreal Tournament 3: Shipero will start the festivities by hosting UT3. Just start up UT3 Find Shipero as your buddy and follow him to his game. He'll be starting UT3 at 10pm EST till probably 11:30, if you don't own UT3 just go ahead buy it and catch up. Mix you better be there!!
NEXT UP is BURNOUT: Like I said..the gauntlet has been thrown by Shipero. I personally think you have no chance but if you feel lucky..try him. Do you feel Lucky JAMF!?? Nick Chester, you gonna make an apperance?? Or is ya gonna be a chicken and not show up?? Stay tuned.
COD4: Once done with Burnout, it's time for some running & gunning. Let's see who calls that airstrike first. I'm betting on Ponyboy or Liam. Hopefully Liam and Brainderailment will be there so we can bust a cap in 'em. Would love to see a clash of THE TITANS between Ponyboy & BrOnX since it didn't happen last week. I might Host COD4 before Shipero trounces everybody in Burnout. If not wait for Shipero.
And finally..
Warhawk: Whether on foot, in a jeep, in a tank or in a Warhawk death is but a moment away. I want you SADISTIC! I will do all within my power to destroy you..
Last week's Champion of Friday Nights Fight: PS3 Edition was Sadistic if you are retarded and didn't catch that. Who's going to take this Maggot down and earn himself a spot in The Hall Of Champions?!?
Leave you PSN Tag Below..we'll be waiting....JAMFs!!
That I will BrOnx..that I will..next week I'll be picking up The Orange Box for the PS3 just to add Team Fortress 2 to the rotation as well as I heard a few of you guys got it.
I usually leave off the omega dawn maps but I loaded the wrong map list. Next Wednesday you should be able to get on as I have gotten rid of the map list that had expansion maps in it.
I don't normally say this about myself, but wow I am so pimp. Anyway, UT 3 is automatic for me so when you guys play just lay down your weapons and maybe my Flak Cannon will be nice to you and not accidentally go off in your eye.
I do have to make up for Warhawk though as my performance dragged just a bit.
Also, for those who are ignorant of the almighty hax:
Yeah, I'll work with you. On my days away from spewing Flak Shells all over the place, I like to teach the young people who are just starting out and show them how they can harness their inner-ownage and turn it into a hateful Enforcer shot to the head of their opponent.
As soon as I finish DMC4, No More Heroes, and Zack and Wiki I'm going to restart my patented training program for UT3. It took me from godawful to mediocre in a matter of minutes.
If anyone's interested the training program consists of playing UT3 against bots set to godlike while listening to the karate kid soundtrack and believing in yourself.
(results may vary, soundtrack not available in all areas)
With a name like Mr./Saint Sadistic, people have certain expectations about me. So I my training regiment has to be physical and psychological. Also my name entitles me to be a pompous douche bag, whatever game I play.
I hate you all, why must you make me ponder buying these games just to join you? Actually, i think the only one I'd buy is probably Burnout and that's because we have COD4 on 360. :/
Yeah, I was upset by the turnout, too. But, it was by far the most fun I've had with UT3 so far. If we had 10 guys or more it'd be that much better. This erased my buyer's remorse on UT3. Thanks, guys.
Sadistic, good gaming, especially the first match I played with you. I was down like 34 to 30 and the next thing I know I lost 35 to 50 or something like that. I kept up with you all right after that. I will defeat you one day. One thing I will give to you, though, great taunting. I'll be back on for COD4. See you guys then.
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psn: DarkTravesty
PSN: BrOnXbOmBr21
PSN: Shipero (for those who don't know)
I've got a friend in town but I'll try to make it on if we go out late or get back early.
I tried WHW, but that failed too as there are some news maps I don't have. I think I'll stick with the 360 for another couple of weeks :(
I usually leave off the omega dawn maps but I loaded the wrong map list. Next Wednesday you should be able to get on as I have gotten rid of the map list that had expansion maps in it.
:)
I do have to make up for Warhawk though as my performance dragged just a bit.
Also, for those who are ignorant of the almighty hax:
PSN: SaintSadistic
Yeah, I said it.
Be Obscene! Be! Be! Obscene!..... I love Marilyn.
Also it was lag.
Also it was lag.
decoyb: what.
I'm not sure how I pulled that one off, I've failed at the internets today.
I'm gonna bring my A game Sadistic and if that fails I'll cheat somehow.
Well it's not my fault I can kill you with a single Enforcer while you start running away, scared, carrying a Rocket Launcher.
If anyone's interested the training program consists of playing UT3 against bots set to godlike while listening to the karate kid soundtrack and believing in yourself.
(results may vary, soundtrack not available in all areas)
But since my handle is decoy I need something with a good scrappy underdog kinda feel to it.
please be drunk. i think i laughed the whole time you were on my team, and we still won....
Because you would love to hear us boys act like asses.
Next week I'll join (work work work).
COD4, Burnout, Orange Box and pray to god I've got UT by then.
I hate Europe!
PSN: JohanHin
PSN: el_lobo
I've got UT3 and COD4. I'll be getting my ass handed to me, most definitely, but it'll be fun.
If ya'll have room for one more in the COD bucket, drop me a line.
PSN: Kungfuski
Thanks!
KFS
I have UT3! Can't wait to play with you guys.
No mods tonight, not until I can figure out a way to make sure everyone has the same custom maps and mutilators.
My PSN is Duda
But still, I was fucking awesome.
Sadistic, good gaming, especially the first match I played with you. I was down like 34 to 30 and the next thing I know I lost 35 to 50 or something like that. I kept up with you all right after that. I will defeat you one day. One thing I will give to you, though, great taunting. I'll be back on for COD4. See you guys then.