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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"
Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]
Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.
Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights
For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer
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Steam:
Battle: y0j1mb0.2008@gmail.com
PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0
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That's right. It's Friday. As Topher puts it..Are you ready to FRIDAY? Better Still..ARE YOU READY FOR FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS?? Then let's roll that delicious bean tape..uhh..I mean Banner!
Typically, this is where I come in and try to write something ( anything!! ) to inspire you to join the festivities. This is where I insult your manhood and tell you how your not good enough to take US on online. At about this sentence in my paragraph, I boast about how we are the best of the best, followed by that comma I talk about your mom [ insert a Mom insult that will get you riled up here. ] then I usually conclude with an obligatory comment that simultaneously lifts your spirits as well as makes you want to throw your hat in the ring. There will be none of that today. SORRY. There will be no warning beforehand about MrSadistic's brutality in Unreal tournament. No insight into how to penetrate the awesomeness of Samit's regime in Call of Duty 4, or no preview of the insanity that is Shipero in Warhawk. NO. I apologize beforehand for not going there today. Instead I will shower your senses with SO MUCH MACHONESS in these movies clips, that by the time you finish watching them you will not just be lathered with TESTESORONE..you will most likely hit the first person you see. Save it for tonight gents. The Games & Times: The Unreal Tournament Festivities will be starting at 8pm EST and will be hosted by none other than our own residential Frankenstein: Mr Sadistic. Call Of Duty 4 will begin at 9pm EST and will be hosted by either yours truly Dtoid's own y0j1mb0 or Samit/BrOnXbOmBr21 . A tip to you all if facing BrOnXbOmBr21/Samit he is a cheat who likes to hide in shadows, sniping people. Sad, I know. Beware. After we finish with COD4 Warhawk will be on the menu @ about 10pmEST..Password TOID..as usual. Hosted by Shipero. For those who don't own COD4, don't fret as the UT3 game hosted by Sadistic will be going on until at least 10pm EST or until you get demoralized by Sadistic and quit. Hope to see every PS3 owner there. So I can shoot you in the face proper. Leave your buck for the waitress below and you PSN Tag for us.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSuCtebBT0
Anyway, I might show some mercy tonight during UT III if you have some kind of palsy. Meaning, I'll probably follow you for a good 5-8 seconds, you know, just to give you enough time to prepare and get all the weapons you need. By the time you turn around and realize that I've been following you this whole time, you'll probably have a flak shell already lodged in your furry little butt hole.
DAMN!! How did I miss that MANLY video clip you put up there. My bad gents.
Also, Sadistic, while your following that idiot, I'll be following you with rockets ready to insert in yo ass.
Also, you should have used this clip from ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL-TIME:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPVOhHhwnk
UPDATED.
Also, Be nice.
If you see me online it's just my roomate watching a movie. If anyone actually wants to follow ajay's idea just watch no country for old men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBwu1_CTy8
You must NEVER forget about that movie.
Since I suck and don't own the same games and thought it was about movies as well, i'll be watching Crank.
Because I have very one of those games.
@ahipero
Dude, host some Burnout. I'll play.
Also, you spelled “Friday” wrong. Nice one.
Still got it.