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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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Do YOU live in or around the North Carolina Area?? Click Here, Your Life & Sanity may depend on it.
Y0j1mb0 | 8:44 AM on 09.13.2008 42 comments




Yeah, I'm getting tired of all these big city slickers yapping about their get togethers and how they party & drink in their la dee da Metropolis setting. Well us country folk are the originaters of boozery. We don't even need to worry about waking up our neighbors with our drunken debauchery either, we actually have property and a little something called privacy that only the neck of the woods in North Carolina can offer. Also Moonshine, we have have it here!

While talking recently with SantanaClaus about hooking up for a few drinks, I thought to myself:

Hey, awesome self! Why not extend this impromptu get together to others as well. Perhaps we could make an epic weekend out of it full of games, merriment and over flowing alcohol?

So out of that train of thought, I offer all my country brethren who yearn for a break from the monotony of normal day life, a chance to show these city folks, how we party... Carolina style. If you live in or around the area, South Carolina and Virginia count, leave your name below, as I am trying to organize something before Thanksgiving for any who are interested. Probably a weekend thing and depending on the interest, I'll set forth more concrete details as well as our setting.


Any interested parties let me know something. I promise not to rape you... too badly.



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SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 09:08
SilverDragon1979
Yojimbo I have been thinking myself of putting together a NC NAARP, so I would definitely be interested. Seeing that I live only 20 minutes from you, if you need any help putting it together please let me know. So count me in!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 09:12
MrSadistic
I'm too cool for NARPs, and when I say cool I mean lazy.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 09:33
Dead Movie Star
I'm too young for NARPs, do this again in six years.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 09:36
Half left
I'm too English for NARPs, Can't afford it.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 09:54
Brian Szabelski
Note to self: Great Lakes people need to throw more NARPs.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 09:57
Maurice Tan
It's going to be an NC supports Obama NARP?
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:05
Butmac
LOL @ HERETIC THATS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS SO CLEARLY TRUEHAHDIHDAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLOL YOU HAVE BEEN TO NC B4 I CAN TELL
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:14
Senisan
nice, another narp that is many miles away :(
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:14
Daxelman
I used to live in NC.

Now I live in Texas.

NIN IN SAN ANTONIO, AND I WON'T BE GOING.

FUCK YOU SAN ANTONIO, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ALAMO!

.....

We were talking about something? Yeah, NARP, have fun with that NC'ers.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:16
grassr00ts
I am down, as long as it's not Halloween weekend. ridiculousness will ensure!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:18
MrSadistic
@DAN

I live in San Antonio. I like NIN, but I wouldn't go to their concerts. In your case though, I want to go, take lots of pics and send them to you and taste your internet tears. Maybe have a little butt sex with TR while I'm at it.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:21
aborto thefetus
I'm in Georgia. It's a little closer to North Carolina then where I used to live, but it is still a bit too far for me to get there.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:23
Daxelman
@MrSadistic: Well hey now, I just want to see Echoplex live, that drum synthesizer thing he had hooked up to the back LCDs was fucking badass.

If you send my pictures, I won't cry. As a matter of fact, I might fap till daybreak.

You can have the Butt Sex with TR though. I'm saving my Butt Virginity for Crystal Castles and Hot Chip.
Great Heat Engine's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:24
Great Heat Engine
ohio's only like 5-6 hours away
SoopaFly TNT's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:37
SoopaFly TNT
I'm in Charlotte. Totally interested.

@Heretic

Are you serious? jeez
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:53
SilverDragon1979
All I'm saying is that if this is truly going to be a "NC Event" it needs to have NC BBQ, hushpuppies, and slaw.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:55
Y0j1mb0
I like the way you think SilverDragon as I thought the same thing too.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:55
tazarthayoot
The way you described it, I would never want to go. Woodsy alcoholics? You get there and as soon as you do, the lights go out, and Yojimbo rapes you.

So count Butner in!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 10:59
blehman
Since I'm black and don't play football, I don't think I'm welcome in NC.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 11:03
Daxelman
Also, what Blehman said as well.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 11:12
grassr00ts
football? in NC? you must mean basketball
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 11:22
13thDragon
Well, no....no I don't. Now what?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 11:44
Chad Concelmo
My family lives in NC. Can my mom go? :)
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 11:54
MechaMonkey
I picture Yojimbo sitting on the porch of a giant manor house wearing a pristine white suit, looking out over his fields as his Destructoid guests walk up the path to the house. Probably sipping a mint julep as well.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 12:02
Y0j1mb0
Chad:

The more the merrier. Chapel Hill people FTW!!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 12:05
mix
How long of a drive is it from BC, Canada......
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 12:09
MrSadistic
I picture Jimbo yelling racial slurs and molesting white girls.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 12:46
Spartacus
Do this again in six years, please. My mother would not be thrilled if I went to go a party held by strange men from internets.

@ "lololol lynching" people: I hate you.
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 15:35
ShadokatRegn
This event better feature amazing pictures - Unfortunately, I'm a city girl in the land of Denver, so I won't be attending.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 16:06
Rucksack
I live in Greensboro, so I'd be down for it for sure.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 16:26
dephect
I am about... 5 mins from the NC border. I live in VA.

I will steal your soul.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 16:35
Alexradl
Raleigh, NC here.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 17:32
Aziel13
damn we need a vegas Narp
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 23:57
randombullseye
East coast, represent.



Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 00:24
Geoff Henao
Does NC stand for Northside Chicago? 'Cause I live on the northside of Chicago. :/
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 03:12
decoyb
I'll try to make it. Hopefully I'll still be in NC then.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 09:18
Takeshi
Hey SantanaClaus, you know you can unlock Trophy's by raping Jimbo, right?
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