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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
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Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

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Cblogs of 8/23/08 -- Old School Edition.
Y0j1mb0 | 10:30 AM on 08.24.2008 36 comments




Greetings Destructoid. Last week I wrote up a blog on how I missed the Cblog Recaps of old. Having time on my hands and it not being an extravagant blogging day yesterday I took it upon myself to do an old school recap like we used to do back in the day. The best thing of doing the recaps again was reading ALL of them and actually finding some really good stuff in there. Hope you enjoy them as I had doing them once again.

Since we're talking Old School ...




*-WTF?? An entertaining FAILCAST with less FAIL?? I wonder why?
*-My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty...
*-This SHIT is COOL and you need to click on it... NOW.




W-Jayeugene's guess how many games I have contest begins ... and ends the same day with winner. Who's the winner?? Clickyty-click fool and see...



E-Chiptunes?? I'm too old for this shit. But you on the other hand will LOVE this...
E-I HATE r3ys gamedays... if it wasn't for Mr.Destructoid being a guest, this would be fail.
S-Somebody got some cool shit. Pretentious Retro fans may be interested.
S-Marvel at Sk8nOB as he tells us a tale of purchasing Too Human. Gamestop employee stupidity included.
C-Heretic blogs about music, Randombullseye thinks he's the best blogger, initiating buttsex now.
C-Silly rabbit. PC is a dead platform. Didn't you get the memo?
C-Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow? Hell Yes.
I-Welcome to Destructoid. Don't suck. Like this time.



N-Audiosurf is five bucks now. So go ahead and get this ya cheap bastard.
N-Dan Citi is an idiot, confirmed ... Oh, and Geometry Wars on the PSP.
N-The Darkness is 8.99. You eat people's hearts for breakfast in this game. Get this already you cheap bastard.
N-An actual Wii game that looks interesting? OMG.
N-Power-Glove blogs about Little Big Planet. ..wait, WHAT?? The poor lad must of bumped his head cause he's not talking about ROCK BAND.
N-Orange Box is Cheep Cheap for the PC.
V-ReclusiveSpirit decides to not write a blog, instead he puts a Resident Evil trailer in it's place to lull the masses. It doesn't work.
V-Watch as Ron Burgandy clumsily hits on Nintendoll. Smooth Operator. NOT. LMAO. Also, Little Big Planet.
R-Sharpless continues the idiotic tradition of reviewing a game demo ( Star Wars Unleashed ). Why review a game demo?? That's like reviewing a movie Trailer..
T-Bahumut Zero likes the PS3 version of Star Wars Force Unleashed better than the 360 version. Whatta PS3 fanboy he is. LOL.
T-Daxel man thinks Squaresoft loves us. heh. The blissful ignorance of the youth.
D-Behind the scenes look at an Indie Game in development. Show this dude some love and hook him up with a comment or two.



A-T-Rav Wallpapers are snazzy. Also, Samit needs a real computer.



L-When this stickam started it was EPIC just to witness a drunk ass Ceark.




F-This should be in introductions but the massive FAIL demanded it be here.
F-Want to know how a proper FAIL Blog looks like? Exhibit A follows.



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randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 10:35
randombullseye
A cblog recap? I thought I'd never see this again.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 10:50
Wexx
wut
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 10:51
commish
Oh no you didn't!
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 10:52
commish
Oh my god you guys fix your fucking avatars
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 10:54
Bob Muir
Admit it, you just wanted to pimp out your appearance on Failcast again. Also, more please!
Great Heat Engine's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 10:57
Great Heat Engine
is this 07? but cool to see a recap again.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:11
SilverDragon1979
Ah what a beautiful site to behold :-)

Thanks Yojimbo.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:28
ceark
ha! sweet :3

Sorry recap readers for suddenly stopping. Things are just too busy right now for me to continue recaps. I plan to reorganize/reboot the recaps once things settle down for me (probably another month or 2's time =( ).
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:36
Senisan
gracias yojimbo, great recap!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:43
shipero
You just wanted an excuse to post that James Brown video... admit it.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:46
MrSadistic
I miss seeing cblog recaps with only 2 comments. That's what I miss.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:52
naia-the-gamer
Yay! Thanks for doing this!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 11:59
Clockwork
Way to stay ahead of the game.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:15
king3vbo
I wanna be a sex machine...
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:18
EternalDeathSlayer
There are a hell of a lot less c-blogs than I'm used to seeing in a recap.

Also, it was cool seeing this.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:20
Justice
MEMORIES!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:29
Daxelman
Wholly crap. I've been acknowledged.


Best Sunday Since two Sundays back. Ever.


Also, I don't think, I just do.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:33
kaciesaurus
the recaps are back. from the dead. like a zombie.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:35
Sharpless
Gee, thanks. Reviewing a trailer and reviewing a demo are not one and the same. That should be pretty obvious. A demo is part of the actual game, and is intended to give people a hands-on example of the game itself. You can judge a game by its demo, but you can't judge a game by its trailer.

And unlike most people, I can't afford to buy full games right now, so I'm stuck in demo world. Sorry if it's too idiotic for you.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 12:40
Y0j1mb0
Psst, Sharpless ... come closer.

*whispers* It's a joke.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 13:10
MrSadistic
mmm i also miss the fights
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 13:17
Haxan
<3
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 13:23
Cowzilla3
Bring it back!!!
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 13:49
Clockwork-Zombie
YAY recaps!
NobodysDream's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 14:10
NobodysDream
You're bringing sexy back.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 14:41
MechaMonkey
Though the c-blogs no longer let you see the whole thing, here's a Destructoid dollar as compensation for your contributions to the cause. Don't spend it all in one place.

Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 18:31
Teta
Oh the good ol recaps.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 19:27
Sharpless
@Yojimbo
Well, I fail to see where that was evident.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 19:36
RonBurgandy2010
Huh, and I thought Jimbo was a lazy bastard/bum. You learn something every day.


Also, I found out today that your name is from an old movie.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 20:06
Takeshi
You just wanted an excuse. Admit it.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 20:48
Gameboi
Most excellent.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2008 23:12
Sharpless
Meh, sorry for being a dick about it. I've had a rough week.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2008 03:17
nebones
what are you reviewing? the cblogs or something?
ReclusiveSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2008 14:22
ReclusiveSpirit
Wow...a C-blog recap!!!

Wait a second...ReclusiveSpirit decides to not write a blog, instead he puts a Resident Evil trailer in it's place to lull the masses. It doesn't work.

Thanks for the kind words Jimbo.











At least you didn't mention that the video I blogged about was already posted on the front page about two days earlier.

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