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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.

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Cblogs of 3.27.08 [ Updated ]
Y0j1mb0 \| 2:24 AM on 03.28.2008	14 comments

Greetings fellow Dtoiders. y0j1mb0 here. I took over the Cblogs Recap for tonight because Ceark's Birthday is today, so hopefully he is partying his butt off and having a blast. I don't have any witty-isms and what not, so instead you get this.

Hopefully Ceark is doing alot of what this Squirrel who looks like a Dtoid member's avatar is doing.

*-Teta's Drawings are better than yours.
*-Butmac is looking for "His Package".
*-ATOMIC BOMB!
*-Pay Your Respects to a Departing Destructoid Reviews Editor.

A-The Effect of MMORPG's on Gaming.
A-RPG's are Serious Business
A-The Birth of The Honey Roasted Gamer.
A-Gamerscore points and You or Why are you a Points Whore?
S-Chad's answers to The Retro Quiz for those who didn't Google them already.
S-Songs that should be in GH III & Rock Band Vol: VII.
S-Why the Hell should Rorschach play it Vol:2 Pokemon.
P-Mecha Jesus needs your ears.
P-FAILCAST Episode: Cinco.
P-Gamersledge Podcast EP:62

C- Ret Rose Tinted(Ends 3.31)
C- Cblog Xbox Scavenger Hunt (Ends 3.31)
C- that audiosurf contest (Ends 5.2)
C-Why I Need EDS's FREE Points.(Ends 4.10)
C-Binny's Stache Contest...what??
C-Rainbow Six Vegas 2 CONTEST extended.

E-Why I Need EDS's FREE Points: That's a good story..Me thinks you haven't upped Electro Lemon though.
E-Why I Need EDS's FREE Points: EDS, I think we found a WINNER here.
E-Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
E-Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
E-Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
E-Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig
E-B-Radicate ULTRA MEGA SUPER indepth critique of Brawl for Rorschach Brawl Contest.

E-Summa will work for Food.
E-UK NARP TOMMOROW. Details here.
E-Our FEARLESS LEADER speaks!!
F-FNF with Agent Moo.
S-Mexicans hate Emos. Note to Cheeburger..don't go to Mexico.
S-Onomelon got Bamboozled
S-He likes Worms.
S-How to plug The Times into your post effectively.
S-Nilcam sells his PSP, subconsciously regrets it and writes a blog to justify his foolish deed.
C-5 Reasons to get GTA IV: 1- It's 2- GRAND 3- THEFT 4- AUTO 5- IV
C-Conrad go to PAX, Dude.
C-Euphoria Engine love.
C-" It can't be all about Boobies. "
C-Pixel Blue has a Bucket Fetish.
C-Why Does G4 TV SUCK? They're not TECH TV anymore
C-Toe King thinks there should be less Boobies on G4 TV. Also this just in..Toe King likes rugged Cowboys with 5 o'clock shadows and strong hands.
I-Intro Forthcoming..
I-The Greybush marries his Sixth wife!!
C-wobblefunk needs to drink Decaf Coffee. Relax, man.
C-Remember when originality mattered...Even in blogs?
C-Another Apple Sighting.

N-Geoff loves him some 50 cent.
N-Luc loves him some 50 cent.
N-Copyright tries to act like he doesn't get high & plays Rez.
N-Power Glove bringing the Aerosmith News.
N-Euro Virtual Console week 13: Commodore 64.
NArmored Core: No Answers Demo on Japanese PSN. Also Pedrovay wants to get raped in UT III by Sadistic
N-Battlefield Bad Company beta impressions
N-jkh13's post of upcoming Dawn of War 2 makes Butmac have an orgasm.
N-TF2 Update.
N-Soul Caliber IV screens hot off the presses.
N-More FREE new maps for PS3 UT3 from Epic? Yes, please.
N-Warhawk Blue Light Download Special: Only 29.99 for a limited time!!
N-Super Metroid Redesign Gogo.
N-Penny Arcade wants to laugh all the way to the bank with stupid people's money..Haha.
V-Gundams..
V-Like Big Breasted Nazi women in games? You're in luck.
R-Trev reviews Dark Sector with Spoilers and doesn't bother to tell people that. Also he spoils Uncharted, Resident Evil 4, and Heavenly Sword.
R-BlindsideDork reviews an obscure Wii game.
R-Whiteboy fantasizes being Xena: Princess Warrior with a Glaive.
T-jdub can't beat Sonic 3. Bwahaha!..Oh wait, I didn't either.
T-Revolt ponders about a future game that he hasn't played yet, and asserts that he wont like it.
T-How to Improve Reviews? Take opinions out.

F-DryvBy thinks There Will Be Blood is garbage.
F-ZeeJayTL is actually surprised a movie directed by Steve Minor was drivel..Haha.
M-Frezzepop Q & A: Help!
L-Dontcha wish your girlfriend was Hot like me? Dontcha wish your girlfriend worked for Game Informer like me? Dontcha?
A-Item Forty doing his thing. Sweet Drawing.
A-Skribble's Sweet Drawings. Damn we have alot of talented artists in Destructoid!

L- Workman spelled "dibs" wrong ... hence Ted Wins.
L-You may not want to admit it, but there are laughs in there.Especially the chick in the video who looks stoned.
R-Stupid is, as Stupid does.
R-RAWR RAWR RAWR Jack Thompson RAWR RAWR RAWR.
R-Sadistic's Rape Day.
R-Brainteaser.
R-When is a 360 not a 360? This is too easy..I'll pass on the answer.
V-Heretic: George Carlin saved your post from Fail.
V-South Park Episode
V-Don't click on this. I give you fair warning.
?-Maybe it's just me..but I don't get the point of this.
?-Sometimes things happen that knock you on your six....this isn't one of them.
?-Shyguys? I don't get it..maybe you will.
?-" At leat I'm not as arrogant as they are "
?-You mean you actually can use a Dpad on the PC...Whoah.
?-Kapkomi got gipped a stylus by Gamestop.
?-FF XI on the PS3?? Help!

S-What Tragic Hero said.
S-You Sir, are officially S L O W.
S-Three letter word for rehashed news? Anyone?
S-Like John McCain this is older than dirt.
S-Someone beat you to the punch like 3posts ago Homie.
S-Read the John McCain title..it applies here too.
S-Your late..your late..
F-If you want to subject your worst enemy to cruel & inhumane torture make him read this blog.
F-Fail Basics 101: Do this.
F-You are now Entering..The VAGINA Zone.
F-Warning: Little to no content here.
F-No thanks. I'll take out instead.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

taumpytears

Way to make me look bad buddy. Thanks a lot. Now my post looks even more like shit compared to this.

jk

Justice

Cheers for covering Ceark dude. That picture is all kinds of cool.

ceark

awesome job man (epic captions).

also, I take it you see my love of squirrels doing funny shit. That squirrel rocks the house.

vexed alex

Happy Birthday, Ceark!

Great, Jimbo!

aborto thefetus

Ron is going to be very angry that apple was put on the fail list.

Alasdair Duncan

Man alive, that Guiness Advert was fricken hilarious:

Guinness Commercial

Extra geek knowledge: the guy doing narration on the advert is Louis Mellis who also did the voice of Darth Sion in KOTOR 2. Wish I had a voice like that when I was older. Then I'd sound permanently hungover.

BigPopaGamer

Well done Jimbo. I laughed when I saw your title for my blog.

blehman

Nice j1mb0. Very nice.

shipero

Yep, still imagining Rod Sterling saying "The Vagina Zone" repeatedly.

Surf314

Well done, consider yourself awesome.

Teta

OMG i`m in your personal picks.
*Tears of joy*

Takeshi

You deserved it Teta.

Good stuff Jimbo. Great job on updating them blogs. Impressive.

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