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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.

Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"

Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]

Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.

Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights

For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer

Epic Card Courtesy of The Ghost.

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Steam:
Battle: y0j1mb0.2008@gmail.com
PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0

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Cblogs of 04.27.08
Y0j1mb0 \| 11:15 PM on 04.27.2008	15 comments

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I am not Sadie, the usual Cblogger Recapper Extraordinaire for Sundays. Unfortunately Sadie is in the county jail for a scuffle with some hot lesbians at a club last night, so I am here to fill in for her as best as I can. Sadie should be up and about by next Sunday's recap, that is if she makes bail. Or she's having issues with her Internet at home. I'll let you decide which tale you want to believe and subscribe to..

*-unstoppablejuggernaut finally finds out what those weird burns around his crotch that mysteriosly appear mean!

A-Nick aint waiting for the Metal Gear Beta to download.
M-Hamza must hate the new unshaven look.. this didn't get frontpaged.
S-MOOnday #8!! Download this cool ass game people!!
S-Downloadable Game Mini Reflections...BTW: Pokemon Snap was torture incarnate.

C- Ret Rose Tinted(Ends 3.31)
C- Cblog Xbox Scavenger Hunt (Ends 3.31)
C- WEEK TEN!! (Ends 5.2)
W-njyskora Is the Winner. Also, Maximus Paynicus has sexual relations with the Star Trek Font.

S-U.K. Newspaper is owned by a bunch of wankers.
C-Five Suggestions to improve Destructoid. #3 would be cool if implemented.
C-Sunday Blues.
I-Not very meaty indeed.
I-Unzipped intro.
I-Hey Stupid..you can't have an underscore in your name.

N-Lark killed Ventrilo.
V-Crysis Engine + Legos = Groovy.
V-Chief Oreo, Take this!
V-Care to see a shitload of GTA IV Videos? If so, Sam's got you covered.
V-WOW Video.
R-Why Are These People Not Taking Any Damage? Good Question.
R-Nice Preview of Rondo of Swords, aside from skipping the storyline that is.
R-Your Mystical Quest Begins.
R-People play games on their Cell Phones? Well I'll be.
T-HA HA!! You SUCK at ikaruga!!

F-Mitchell & Webb = Lol.
F-The Whitest Kids + Bowser Advertising Pot Tattoo.

R-Reaprar is right..Forums are that way.
R-Unzipped here needs attention..make sure you give him some.
V-Cool Paper Mario Video.
C-Don't you need to write a paper?
?-I don't get this guy.

F-I AM A JOURNALIST!....... LMAO!!
F-Otaku USA Magazine issue #6: ... ZZzzz...What?

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

Samit Sarkar

Sweet recap, though you broke the link to your own blog!

Y0j1mb0

LOL..Fixed.

pendelton21

Fantastic round-up. Glad there isn't as much failure as usual.

Neonie

A suprisingly small ammount of blogs today.

AgentMOO

Serious business indeed! I would like to think that the catfight incident did happen.

DaedHead8

<3 Steve Martin

Sharpless

It's hard to know when to comment on fail blogs. I often start typing, but then I think to myself... "No." (Re: michiyoyoshiku, in this case.)

Takeshi

Hmmmmm Sadie's whereabouts are unknown and Sadistic didn't post the usual first comment. I smell conspiracy!!!!

Good job Y0j1mb0.

MrSadistic

*punches takeshi in his various, stupid hats*

take that bitch!

ceark

*cough* cause there the same person *cough*

>.>

shipero

A keen eye will notice that SadieG is really and anagram for MrSadistic. All you have to do is drop the 'e' and the 'g' then add a 'mr' and 'stic'. Some people will try to tell you that what I just described isn't really an anagram but they're just trying to obscure the truth.

MrSadistic

wat

CountingConflict

lol @ shipero

AgentMOO

shipero is an anagram for Herpi-O's, the only cereal that gives you herpes in every box!

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