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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
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For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer
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BIKE PATCH ready for download NOW for FREE: * 4 motorcycles featuring male or female characters with a whole new progression to earn your Bike License. * 38 new against-the-clock race events – Burning Ride and Midnight Ride. * A brand new in-game 24 hr day / night cycle that impacts traffic density and available events. * Dynamic weather * 70 more Freeburn Challenges If you, for whatever retarded reason, haven't giving this game a chance, now's the time. The game is officially part of the Greatest Hits line and at 29.99 is a STEAL. Criterion has been supporting the heck out of this game by giving us gamers the FREE goods, again and again. Can you believe they're not done yet either. 
A Trophy patch is about to drop, as well as a PLANES mode?? WHAT??!? Also, a new island to cruise around is coming too. All I got to say is: WHO'S WITH ME? WHO'S ROLLING WITH ME IN THIS SHIT?? An additional note: This game WILL be part of PS3 Friday Night Fights. So dust off those discs and let's get it on. And for those who have yet to try this game... BUY IT and join us. I'm ready to takedown some fools. Think you got what it takes to curb this old man in BURNOUT: PARADISE? I'll be waiting. And on an unrelated note: 
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
I'll probably be crying myself to sleep for one reason or another.
Don't get me wrong, Burnout Paradise is good and all, but by God I hate pissing aroung half the time getting lost, losing because of the shitty minimap, not having damn markers to point me to a simple repair shop or garage whilst simply crusing around, exploring and stuff. Also, where's my DAMN CRASH MODE!!! ;)
Not even godamn planes makes up for those shortcomings, HOWEVER Burnout Paradise is well worth visiting, if only for a brief peroid of time,sorry.
Have fun guys. :)
It sounds like it could be Torque the game. sweetness
If you have this game, you better join us.
Make that the countryside, city, and the bloody freeway too, seriously!!
The weird thing is, I love the shit out of GTA4's minimap and how the marker works, same goes for the city layout, whilst I give myself a headache working out where I am in Paradise city.
I had this game, but gave to my best buddy for a shit ton of quality PS1 games, it kinda was a good deal. :)
You aint crazy. This IS the best Burnout game. You got a friggin' city as your playground versus prior games holding your hand in specific modes.Once you get into the flow of this game, there's no turning back. Pure Steve McQueen racing bliss.
The best part is, they are all high quality, there really is not a low-point in the series, I have minor niggles with Burnout Paradise, which equate to me not loving it as much as Burnout 3 or 2. I really did enjoy the time I played it, if only for a short while.
I think the developer is one of the best around, all the free stuff they are giving away proves it, may the Burnout series continue to stay this strong (and bring back my beloved crash mode) ;)
Get it for the PS3, if only so I can kick your ass... or maybe your youth and ritalin induced senses may have a chance to take me down. :D
Though $17 after my GameFly credit is pretty damn tempting...
That said, I do wish for better on screen prompts for turns etc. I have trouble in many areas trying to figure out where to turn. But still, awesomely fun game.
But I still love this game :)
It's on the way.
Won't get it til middle of next week, but I'll be burnin' next Friday.
No restarts, no GPS/waypoints, no jumping to destinations via the map? Why Criterion why?! I also agree with it being difficult to follow the prompts for turns.
Those bad decisions make it a much more frustrating experience than it should have been.
Also:
I heard that the motorcycle guys crashing don't do similar smashes like the cars. Can anyone confirm that?
the lame thing is that in my part of the world its thursday night, the 18th but no Burnout patch for me just yet.
Don't forget about Wipeout next week, oh yeah
( I really hope WO HD gets released on the same date in Australia as the US and UK )
to bad you cant crash the bikes. what happens when they crash? anything?
still no crash mode? lame.
Don't get cocky there Jimbo. You've just bought that game. Most people are playing this game since January. Now that's retarded.
In other words, I'm in you bearded old man.
Also, I find it insanely hard to see where I'm driving most of the time because of the glare.