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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"
Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]
Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.
Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights
For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer
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PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0
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Are you ready to become the biggest Bimbo in the world?
No..not like this. 
Or this.. 
Like this. It seems this new UK site has become the latest participant of free advertising for becoming controversial enough to be talked of on cable news networks like MSNBC and this CNN website, who also got their panties in a bunch about it. So What's all the hubbub about? Here's a small excerpt from the website in question: Become the hottest, coolest most famous bimbo ever!! Welcome to Miss Bimbo. Enter the exciting world of the first ever, virtual fashion game ! Become the most famous, beautiful, sought after bimbo across the globe! Find your own cool place to live. Find a fun job to pay for your needs and all the clothes a Bimbo could possibly want. Shop for the latest fashions and become the trendsetting bimbo in town ! Become a socialite and skyrocket to the top of fame and popularity. Date that famous hottie you've had your eye on and show the Bimbo world the social starlet you are ! Even resort to meds or plastic surgery. Stop at nothing to become the reigning bimbo ! Tackle your 104 tasks as quick as possible to become the rising star bimbo !! Are you ready to become the hottest of hot Bimbos !?!" What will they think of next? Link to the site right here if you want to show them who's the biggest Bimbo of all.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
I think that is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Find a fun job to pay for your needs and all the clothes a Bimbo could possibly want.
shouldn't you just sleep your way to money like
my exesreal bimbos.Must have asked Sadie or something.
The scene with the desk push? How does someone one up that?
Okay, No. Not funny or true.
Butt-hurt as usual.
I saw a video about the web-site on CNN, and went "wtf!" when I saw that two guys started up the site.
I didn't know nothing about this until I saw it on MSNBC and decided to put up a post about it.
Jim: I don't think Bimbo's are allowed to wear monocles so that might take you out of the running of the most famous, beautiful, sought after bimbo across the globe.
Stopped reading there.
Real bimbos sleep with old famous rich men to get their money.
Also, Takeshi wins.
Cute, Takeshi..cute!
You already are, Jim. You already are.
Become the hottest, coolest most famous Y0j1mb0b1mb0 ever!!
I want that game!
I LOL'd.
I was half hoping for some Sam Keith comic action with bimbo, but alas...internet bimbos are hilarious.
For serious though, that shit is about as terrifying as the whole Bratz franchise.