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Attention everyone who is buying Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix: I have dibs on Sagat.
Y0j1mb0 | 5:34 PM on 11.21.2008 53 comments





That is all.



That and this Tuesday the 25th, the PS3 Crowd will be having a special Tuesday Night Fight celebrating the long overdue debut of Capcom's fighter. Anybody who wants to get their ass kicked by me, by all means, partake in the festivities. The starting time for your demise will be 8:30pm till whenever you get tired of being humiliated.

I'm really hoping Char Aznable and Usetabe borrow a PS3 and join us so I can dust them.


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 17:42
MrSadistic
If I didn't suck at fighting games so much, I'd totally call dibs on Akuma and thoroughly rape you in that game. I'm not even talking about the good kind of rape where at first it feels weird and awkward but then after a while you realize it was kinda awesome, but I mean the mean, nasty kind of rape where you hope no one comes and finds you in such a compromising situation as you would rather die than have someone walk in the middle of you having your butt-cherry popped.

I think..
Askherserenity's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 17:47
Askherserenity
^What he said but with Ken.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 17:47
Y0j1mb0
MrSadistic:

You're such a tease...
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 17:58
taumpytears
I got Vega.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:07
SuperD1984
Fook Yer Sagat, Dibs on Kenneth! Shoryuken!!!

360 vs PS3, meh!
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:08
Danmartigan
LOL excellent work Jimbo.

I would kick your ass with Guile.. but alas we exist in separate worlds.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:09
Bob Muir
Oh yeah? Well, I call dibs on Sagat.

On 360.

Just kidding, I never played the game enough to pick an actual favorite. But seriously, I call dibs on [Popular Character] from [Popular Game] before anyone else does, because this is getting ridiculous.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:18
EternalDeathSlayer
This was not unexpected.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:20
Ben Perlee
I have dibs on Bob Sagat.

He can throw a flurry of nasty jokes!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:24
MrSadistic
bob saget, bob seger > sagat
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:30
Char Aznable
I'll get you one day...

Akuma. Easy.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:35
SuperD1984
@Yojimbo

FIGHT!

Jump, Heavy Kick into Shoryuken.> cleanse rinse repeat > PERFECT! a-thank you very much.

Or i get Tiger knee'd in the bollocks.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:38
SuperD1984
Also, Seven Samurai,

Long film is long. + not too bad.

Actually it was the last film i watched as i was falling asleep one day this week. no offense, i put on good films as i tend to fall asleep when i'm paying attention/concentrating.

Hence my good lady finding asnooze on the couch with my 360 stick in my lap at 10am
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:46
RAB
get on that 360 tip and i'll fucking nuke you
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:48
ryu89
Did...did you just call Ryu a dork? Them's fighting words j1mbo! That is... if you had the 360 version. Oh well.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:52
vexed alex
How dare you call Ken gay?

Mr. Sadistic. We're turning this into gang rape.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:54
Joseph Leray
Hahahah -- awesome pic.

Fuck you, though. Dibs on Cammie.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 18:59
SuperD1984
360 D pad = up is right and down is left, compensate
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 19:05
Danmartigan
If you must use a d-pad, pick up one of those Nubytech SF pads. Those are the best d-pads for fightin. Or, if you must use the 360 pad, open it up and put a pringles lid in that bad boy.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 19:37
Alexradl
Count me in!

PSN: Alexradl
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 21:12
Takeshi
Actually that circle needs to move one place to the right for you Jimbo. Nice and cheap, just the way you like it.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 21:22
Usedtabe
If I'm ever around a PS3 I will buy this game for it. Or, when I eventually get my own, I will still buy this game for it, though I will already own it on 360. I will be playing, and getting good again. Damn you!
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 21:31
IronPikeman
M. Bison Baaaybeee

Also If mics are supported I will be yelling random taunts that have nothing to do with the game...

Curly Mustache!

PSN: IronPikeman
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 21:31
ParaParaKing
Yeah, you go ahead and pick the strongest character...
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 21:51
VWGTI
I must see if the old fart can still throw a mean Tiger Uppercut.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 21:57
njsykora
I have Ken unless beaten to him, in that case I have Guile.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 22:09
Qraze
i got dibbs on random select
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 22:24
Teta
God damn it, I wish I could use the PSN store to buy that game, and beat your old ass with Honda or Chun Li (but now that I remember they removed her down left/right kick wich was super gay and cheap.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 22:35
SilverDragon1979
I see ... so it's Sagat that I'll be defeating on Tuesday night huh? That's good to know.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 22:47
Geoff Henao
PSN: Video_Cognito

I will dominate you SO bad.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 23:04
Qraze
PSN:Shiperoro and my other one is PSN:Video_Cocknito
or this one if dead
PSN:JamesPewing
Danshir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 00:23
Danshir
Heh, I Like dibs on random select. I call dibs on Scorpion..wait....shit.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 00:27
10BobMarleys
"I call dibs on a tier 1 versus character". Pfft.
Put dibs on Honda or Dhalsim and i might be impressed.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 01:14
Vigor
Stop bringing up tiers. Say who you like, fuck tiers.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 01:26
Qraze
i'm also calling dibs on the options menu, i own that shit and will burn all y'all down with my custom controller preferences with sound on mono.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 01:55
randombullseye
I'll use Moriggan to beat your ass. Oh wait.

Also Xbox 360 gets this Wednesday. I won't be able to buy it until Thursday at the earliest though.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 03:13
pedrovay2003
I've got either Akuma or Ryu. I really want to do this on day one.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 10:00
nicojay
There needs to be a character called Dibs.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 10:24
Ha-Puken
HaHaHaHa-PUKEN!
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 11:48
Hoodie
I didn't know Ken was gay. That's pretty cool. He must be like the highest-profile gay character in gaming!

Or were you using it to mean "lame"?
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 12:12
Haxan
I'm so in. At least until I have to leave for work. PSN: Haxan
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 15:15
pendelton21
He's too tall.
trebb0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 12:33
trebb0r
I'm thinking of getting this on XBL, though I dunno if the PSN finally has some other methods to pay instead of credit card only?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:05
Puppy Licks
I has no PS3, besided as good as I hope the netcode is I doubt it will handle a cross Australia/America tournament well :(
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 09:16
Naim Master
I got Dibs on Ken , but i won't buy SFTHDR , i'll buy Street Fighter IV instead ....
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 14:41
fetusmilk
25th? i thought this comes out the 27th? plus im gonna pick dan and taunt people till they beat me to death, then do it again. ya-hoooo!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:37
BulletTrain
Anyone who picks akuma can't hack it with any of the other characters.

I'm going with my comrade, zangief.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 16:42
BulletTrain
Also,

PSN: RPGEmperor

I'll be heartbroken if I don't get to dispense some SF beatdowns to the fellow D-toiders out there.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 23:32
bottled dark
I call fei long and i dont care if someone beat me to it.
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