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Veni, vidi, vici.
Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"
Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]
Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.
Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights
For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer
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Battle: y0j1mb0.2008@gmail.com
PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0
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So after Friday Night Fights, I got back on Destructoid because it's like the cat's meow and I'm addicted it, and lo and behold what do I see?? Like everytime I get on I read everything. I don't have quite the ninja eyes of ceark but I'm close. And while perusing the Cblogs I noticed this. Please take your time and look at this then come on back. I'll be waiting. Doo doo doo do..dah dah dah daaa..huh? You back? Did you notice something retarted about that blog? And just why did it have so many comments, Hmmmmm? Perhaps it was because the person in question owns one of these: 
Seriously, If a guy posted something like that it would have been failed faster than a dumbass in school. I've noticed that here in Destructoid, there sure are alot of Horndogs. Males who must lose their brain functions because some semi cute girl who wears fake glasses, to have that " Sexy Brainy Look", can post anything on her cblog and you guys eat it up like ice cream. Maybe you guys are having sick perverted thoughts in your mind, while in her blog, like this: 
But come on, get ahold of yourselves gents. Trolls come in all shapes and sizes. Some can be quite attractive. To think that Electro Lemon even tried to reason with you guys in her blog and you continued. I mean his libido must be on overdrive after all his school testing, and he was still able to withstand lure of this attractive Troll ..tsk tsk. It pains me to remind you guys, knowing that some of you have been around WAY longer than I, But I must try to be the voice of reason. 
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There are too many pathetic loners in the games media industry to not have them fall over their own ever-erect cocks to give a woman all the attention and spotlight she needs.
On Retroforce or Podcastle or something, I think it was Colette who said that people would kill themselves in Halo3 to giver their gun to her, and they would try and protect her as they played. Sad. Fucking. Shit.
Also, Jim is right, this is the internet.
MaxVest was angry.
That and you don't post pics of yourself.
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As for the whole thing, I agree with Jim. I was like that once before, and I noticed that the more I got into videogames, the more girls got away from me. I'm sure that every guy that's a gamer will want a girlfriend that is a gamer as well. They are so desperate for that girl that whenever they see a chick on a gaming site, they assume that the girl is indeed a gamer and they try so hard to see if that girl even likes them.
I might be talking outta my ass on that one, but that's what I am thinking to the whole thing.
Also, Barcode is correct. People only go horny on girls who post pics.
Anyway, you're probably right.
@Kaos Angel
Expect a significant increase on your comments the next time you blog =P.
I was really hoping she would take my advice and change the pictures you hotlinked to into smurf porn. And then we would all act shocked. You would have only been banned for about a day, anyway.
**thumbs up/back-pat**
lol. I have more than enough of you, horndog.
and as for the BANNER CHANGING, the man does his bit for the readers... personally i love seeing the new banners.... and please refrain from calling the man a FUCK. He has actually written something worth reading......
I play games with y0j1mb0 constantly, he knows I'm only kidding. I'm just making fun of the fact that he changes his banner every two days.
Also, kaz wins.
Yeah, she never came back. Like the rest.
I'm getting really tired of the "tee hee, i'm a girl!" posts that get over 9000 comments. Please resist the urge to comment, or at least call out the lack of content- like you do to everyone else.
One of the fake trailers during Grindhouse, I beleive it was in front of Planet Terror. whatever it was called. It was a fake trailer for a movie called Machete, and it was pretty badass. I beleive they are now making it an actual movie going striaght to DVD.
I missed that one.
Genfuyung:
The Machete Trailer in Grindhouse.
Er... yeah. That's it...
...I LIKE TURTLES.
I can't believe I read that whole damn thread. Damn you Yojimbo.
Also, Sadistic rapes my blog but it's funny, not because I'm a girl.
Also, that's more vagina than I want see Jimbo!
Also, cocks.
Yes, it feels good having a vagina and a brain, doesn't it?
To answer Y0j1mb0’s original question...yes. Well, I’m not — but most other people are. You’ll notice that I didn’t comment in Vixen’s post; I just get tired of all that shit.
I, also, think that this is unnecessary to post. If you don't want her to get attention, then don't blog about her.
Oh and the new Danny Trejo banner? Pure win.