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Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

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AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! Help me...please.
Y0j1mb0 | 12:25 PM on 09.07.2009 41 comments




If you're like me, chances are you're a mild mannered, very polite individual in person. A prince among men even. One with a chilled back demeanor who just so happens to love videogames. Rarely losing control of your emotions, your mind prematurely going out to lunch and flaking out in a destructive state is as common a sight as is Haley's Comet. You just wont see it often if at all. Unless of course you are frustrated to no end because you feel you are being robbed of the progress you should be making in a videogame. Especially when for all intents and purposes, before whatever infamous section of said videogame in question makes you its bitch, everything was smooth sailing.

There is nothing more discouraging and frustrating than playing a game that is super awesome, everything going great, maybe a bit difficult but hey that's all good, then all of a sudden it throws you into a situation that you can't figure out, get around or succeed in because it wasn't like the rest of the game. Or maybe it was. Maybe all this time you just didn't know that while you were blazing through the game and its objectives you were secretly or subconsciously flexing some big ass game nuts. Its just now it's asking you to flex bigger ones and you're stuck.

Right now, I'm so pissed off , I feel like the only thing that could alleviate my anger, is if I could strangle someone to death. Preferably the designer of the game I'm playing. Before strangling him though, after the process of kidnapping him, I would torture him for a bit and leave him be alone, making him think he can escape, then catch him just as he thought he saw the daylight of freedom... then I would strangle him. Dear God, I sound like a complete psychopath. I thought videogames were supposed to be a soothing and entertaining experience.

To be fair, most of my games, about 65% of them I get to section in them where I feel that way. I'm doing fine, dandy as a sunflower on a summer day then BAM, I get stuck, can't beat whatever boss, or figure out whatever puzzle, or don't know where it is I'm supposed to go. For someone who's turning thirty-eight years old very soon and has been gaming most of his life you would think occurrences like these would be non-existent or very few yet that's just not the case. My backlog of games, which is impressive indeed, is the result of this cycle I go through with most of the games I play. Sometimes I can legitimately blame the game because its poorly designed but really its something in my DNA as a gamer that makes me go through this again and again.

So what usually happens is that I discard the game and move on to something else. But this time I refuse to do what I usually do. This time I swore to myself I will get myself unstuck. I will beat this game because I want to move on to its sequel. So what game is so cool that is making me break my cycle?

The latest episode of my gaming ineptitude and the reason for this blog is the masterpiece JRPG Persona 3. Specifically Tartarus' 110th floor. There's a sub-boss, a shadow of the dancer type, that I can't bypass because he's so CHEAP that it's killing me. I'll go about picking my team, go through the motions, have him down to a spec of health...a spec mind you, and like clockwork he charms me and I start killing my own team members, or they kill me. I'll even use a Persona that is the same as he seems to be, he dishes out wind attacks, so that I'm immune to his stuff, and BANG! here comes that charm spell and my utter defeat.

AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

If you happen to know how I can get passed this, by all means leave this miracle solution in the comments below so that I can stop banging my head against the walls of my house.



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Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 12:36
Haxan
Oh dear. My head-way in that game is only about the 20th floor. But I'm with you in the sense that I do slowly keep chipping away at it- a feat that no other rpg can claim these days.

Good luck. I'm sure you'll soon figure out how to make that beastie your bitch.
lowercaseluke's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 12:39
lowercaseluke
plug your controller in the player 2 slot.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 12:44
ace of knaves
I went to GameFAQs for you, and though I've never played a Persona game, this sounds about right. What you apparently want to do is set a wind-nullifying Persona and fight it solo, so that charm thing can't hurt you. Also, do you have a Narcissist's Flower? That sounds useful in this situation. And keep your HP over 100 in case it uses Tetrakarn, whatever the hell that is.

And don't beat yourself up too much, the guy who wrote the FAQ says he can't help but feeling Atlus intentionally designed this boss to make you want to hurl your controller against the room.

Best of luck!
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 12:58
robotbebop
The rocket sled part in one of the Dr Wily stages of Mega Man 8 had me feeling this very same way. If Mega Man 8 didn't save where you were in the Wily stage I probably would've stopped playing that game right then and there.

Also, same goes for every single Sigma boss fight in the X series. Fuck. Him.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:08
TheCleaningGuy
Do what I do! Grind and pray.
Sorry I can't be of more help.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:22
Elsa
Yeah, I usually give up too!

... and my nemesis was Jack the Ripper in Shadowman... he crawled along the ceiling and would jump down on me and it was hard to target him in the Dreamcast version of the game... took me hours and hours and many deaths to finally defeat him (and he wasn't even the final boss!). I finally did finish the game - but will always remember him.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:30
EarthbounderNess
Just for you Jimbo:

Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:34
Blasto
Buy an AR Max disc :)
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:40
Bulkmailer
Who gives a fuck? Bulk just did the thang, I got internet at home. KOF whatever # on Playstation 3, I'll get it and fuck you in the ass. Beeeeeer.
GenStrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:44
GenStrike
Funny enough, Yukari has a skill that will get rid of charm. It's also the first skill she'll get rid of when she's high enough. This is one of those battles that you should focus on healing and status curing and leave dmg to your teammates.
GenStrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:48
GenStrike
Oh and Narcissus should be your persona of choice. Or at least level him to get his item or null charm skill and fuse it to a wind resistant persona.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:48
Bulkmailer
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 13:52
norm9
Forums motherfucka!

I'm only an hour into Persona 3, so I can't help you there Jimbo, but I understand the frustration. I love playing games that let you do your thing, killing shit, passing levels, earning exp, and all that stuff- And then you hit the wall. At that point, I'm done. I move on. I play games to enjoy myself, not tear my fucking hair out. I pay my hard earned money to have fun.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 14:18
Bulkmailer
Let's fight next week bro.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 14:26
Cataract
L2P NUB
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 14:39
ran24
lol @earthbounderness

I absolutely refuse to play with mitsuru because of that kind of bullshit.
Son of BaconSandwhich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 14:55
Son of BaconSandwhich
By that time, I had already gotten everyone to lvl 99...
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:05
Stevil
Misturu was probably the worst character to use unless you gave her tactics every 2 rounds. She'd always waste all her SP on Tentrafoo and Karin Karin, then use up whatever Bufu magic she had left.

The only real way of defeating the Natural Dancer boss is if you just overgrind the recommneded level. He's/She's probably only the first of several cheap ass bosses, sadly.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:18
Takeshi
Stop playing Persona for a little bit. Start up Final Fantasy X-2 and watch the opening sequence. After that you can beat every single game that is NOT FFX-2.

Also...

"...so that I can stop banging my head against the walls of my house."

...record that shit.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:20
SilverDragon1979
I agree with Takeshi on this one!
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:23
pedrovay2003
Ah, I remember that guy...

First thing I did was level up a few levels, usually about 2-3 if I'm having problems with a boss/sub-boss. Also, try to create a Persona that has Null Charm, and that'll at least protect the main character. As for your teammates, you can find a Narcissus Flower or two, which is the heart item that Narcissus gives you. It may take a while, but it'll help a lot -- It completely prevents the person it's equipped with from being charmed.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:24
Bulkmailer
In the time of chimpanzees there was a monkey.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:27
pedrovay2003
Also, I remember the final boss in the game gave me the same issue -- Only he charmed Yukari and she healed him completely, and I also had him down to a spec of health. Charm is the bane of my existence in that game...
Zoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:38
Zoel
Don't worry there's only 1 more cheap boss after this. Then everything is a breeze.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:40
DaedHead8
I can't help with persona but I can offer up the fact that I'm the same way. Bad game design really really fucking frustrates me. Especially when it's bad level design that is preventing me from progressing. Since levels are often designed by different people, it can really suck when the first and last third of a game are awesome, but that middle section just blows.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 15:49
Bulkmailer
Tesosterome
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 16:16
Bulkmailer
I'm pretty sure that's misspelled.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 17:40
bleep
Hmm I do find it frustrating to have the flow of gameplay interrupted by difficult or unexpected challenges. But then theres always internet to aid in surmounting those challenges. heres a walkthrough though I'm sure you could find a better one if you tried. Good Luck Y0j1mb0
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 18:04
JohZho
Niche games screwing with our minds... ._.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 18:42
Qraze
ah, a challenge in a game, i got plenty i can send everyone.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 19:20
FalconReaper
Ugh. Your problem reminds me of my problem with Dhoulmagus in Dragon Quest 8. I had every part of my strategy nailed, then he turns into his Demon Form and I'm pretty much fucked. While I have no experience with Persona whatsoever, try grinding and see what happens, if that doesn't work, please don't kill me in SF2HD. Wait a sec your gonna do that anyway
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 20:21
broonor
I feel the same way on some parts for what your situation is, Y0j1mb0. Typically, after I get my butt kicked for 30 minutes in a game, and I turn it off in disgust, I remember when I was a younger lad, callously tossing Genesis controllers across the room, much to my father's chagrin.

Games have gotten easier, which makes the hard parts even harder now, since nothing else is hard :x

Keep on keepin on.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 22:55
Qraze
i just got to the train in kz2 on elite. that shits hard.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 03:55
Batthink
Have you got a Persona with a healing spell, or do you have any bead chains or magic mirrors? You can purchase them from the antiques store if it is open.

If you have a magic mirror, you may be able to reflect the charm back on the shadow. The bead chain heals the whole party in one go.
shinryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 05:11
shinryu
Argh, I remember that bastard. FWIW, I just followed the advice from GameFAQs, (have Yukari heal you, equip a Persona that resists wind, that sort of thing) and I guess luck played a part in it. Mostly I found P3 to be a matter of going back to the drawing board and fusing improved Personae. Maybe grinding a little so you can get the higher level ones.

Good luck...I'm currently losing my mind against the "ultimate opponent", took me 30 hours just for preparation.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 08:11
Takeshi
Fuck you Qraze. I skipped that part for now. Anyway, beating Dark Penance in Final Fantasy X is the hardest fucking thing I've ever done in a game. Or actually haven't. A perfect battle against that motherfucker takes about 30 minutes. I survived for 2 hours until I had no items, health and MP left. Asshole.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 15:53
Bob Muir
(Channeling Samit:) It's speck, not spec.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 05:06
atheistium
plug your controller in the player 2 slot.
plug your controller in the player 2 slot.
plug your controller in the player 2 slot.

/problem fixed.
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