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Veni, vidi, vici.
Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0
Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.
Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.
Dislikes: Elitist Pricks, Hippies, People who use the words "But I digress" and "n00bz"
Consoles I Own: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, PSP Slim, DS Lite.
[ PSN:k0wb0y-b33b0p - Friend Code: 0774-3918-3804 - LIVE: y0j1mb0 ]
Founding Member of The Official Destructoid Beard Club and once Proud Reserve Recap Cblogger.
Past proprietor of PS3 Friday Night Fights and PS3's Poker Nights
For those who are weird and may actually want to read more of my stuff here are things off the blog I do. Occasionally I write for Flixist, a rad movie site where, get this, we talk about and review movies. I also help out a bud and try my hand out at game journalism (heh) at The Obsessed Gamer
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Steam:
Battle: y0j1mb0.2008@gmail.com
PSN: k0wb0y-b33b0p
Mii: 0774-3918-3804
Gamertag: y0j1mb0
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On June 23 1996 before my 24th birthday I got married to the woman of my dreams. Well scratch that, I didn't marry Linda Carter. I know , I know..Linda Carter?..hey, when I was a kid watching Wonder Woman I fantasized about her. Anyway back to my point, I married the second woman of my dreams. For twelve years we have had our ups and our downs, but we have carried on our relationship forever forward. People ask me how do you do it for so long when nowadays people get married and within a year are divorced. Simple. Common respect for one another and communication( Outrageous sex helps as well ). But this isn't Yojimbo's Love Line and I'm not here to dish out advice.
For twelve years my wife has always been generous but never has she bought me anything game related. Golf clubs..check. Fishing rod..( love to fish )..check, suits...check, but never a game. Imagine my surprise when I awoke this morning..well late morning and saw this. Now keep in mind we already exchanged gifts yesterday..or so I thought. 
Hello there, what's this ugly Pink bag in my kitchen table? 
Hmmm..let's have a closer look. 
Why bother with this paper? I never understand why people spend money on this just to throw it away. 
You've got to be shitting me..I was expecting a book. ( Love Books ) But a game?? 
...... O_o !!!! 
...... 
...... NO WAY.. 
Hell Yeah..Nicely Done Luv..Nicely done. A Twelve Year Drought and she gets me No More Heroes. How cool is that shit?? Hope EVERYBODY here at DESTRUCTOID has a Special Valentine's Day with their loved ones. And for those who have no life, and no woman ( or man ), revel in the fact you have a shitload of games you can bury your sad pathetic lives into and temporarily forget how much of a loser you are. Cheers.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Yay...
/sobs
I hope you got here something nice too.
And yeah, ladies love tissue papery stuff.
Not only did she get you a game gift but she got you a BLOODY GAME! That woman's a keeper!!
*crying myself to sleep tonight*
I <3 Valentine's Day!
Congrats, man!
SHE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR CBLOG!!!!!!!!
RUN!
I Believe your right.I was trying to figure out how she would know about my interest in the game..and my C-Blogs were the only thing I could come up with..lol.
my valentines day isnt' gonna be all that special considering my girlfriend is still in school on the opposite coast =(
Aw, man. Now you've over hyped Valentine's day...
As for all you PS3 believers who are feelin alone. the PS network is there for you, get on to the shop and grab yourself a new demo or game even. (everybodies golf hit the EU PSN) so me and my girlie spent a couple minutes playing EVERYBODY'S Golf world tour....
so enjoy!
Also, you look alot cooler in color
Also, you're wife seems to be pretty awesome. I hope you don't get a mid-life crisis and realize you're gay.
Cause really, it's my money, and I'd rather not get some candy from her that I payed for. It's disheartening.
For her, the usual roses and candy. Anniversery is less than a month away, gotta get some expensive shit for that, so why waste a ton of cash on a made up holiday?
Cool gift though.
already sitting on a big pile of money from my degree. since she's getting the same degree, I imagine that pile of money will double >.>
jk.
Also, tell me: Is Unreal Tournament 3's community good? Are there a lot of matches to be found? I don't want to buy it and have it turn out like TF2 on 360. I only played once and found 3 matches. Tried the other day, no matches. WTF? Let me know before I dive into this game. Should have my tax return next week.
Is it really that bad on 360? The community is quite lively on PS3.
also blog = hidden
I just hopped on to check it you and there are about 12 servers up and running with people on them, at least half of them are about half full and three that have reached their player max. Not a good as you'd probably find on the PC, but decent for a console FPS that isn't Halo or COD4.
I just realized that I was looking at regular deathmatch only, the numbers get even bigger for the other game modes.