Wednesday is upon us fellow Poker Players and that can only mean one thing...nothing typically. But tonight that's going to change. Poker Nights has Officially been moved to Wednesday Nights. I'm trying to give my fellow Dtoiders Balth, Shipero and King3vbo a little elbow room for their D&D Night Extravaganza. Due yourself a favor and check their blog here and support these poor nerds and geeks with their endeavors. I hear they need a healer. Or you could just do what we used to do back in high school and ridicule them. Go to that post then come back. Done ridiculing them? Good!!... So hence forth Mondays are D&D Nights and Wednesday are for us alcoholics who like manly card playing and free games that we hand out to the winner!! So who's all in with me tonight? I need some card sharks to decimate my friends. Last time I won my choice of a PS3 game. So sweet. You can't beat that shit man!! Oh wait ..we did!!

Cause tonight's prize is SO EPIC we wont reveal it in this hear blog. You'll just be told after you win. Trust me people you should be creaming your panties for it. But will you win it?? I don't know cause I can smell fear and if you try to bluff me, you're going to lose. We recruited more players, I went ahead and stocked my fridge with booze and it's time to get it on tonight. Last time we had an absolute blast and tonight is going to be even better. We got more people on tap this time around, like Video_Cognito, a certain UT3 mapmaker, hopefully Kryptinite will show up to show us how it's done..yeah right, and even a few surprise guests so we will have even more hi jinks!!

On one of my earlier Poker posts, I decided to make an impromptu checklist for maximum enjoyment getting, for this post I updated it.

Poker Checklist for Tonight:

1. Booze.


Just not booze shown here with the fruity taste and fruitier umbrellas in them.

2. PS Eye. ( Not required but boy is it fun looking at drunk ass bastards falling on their faces! )



3. The PSN Poker Game... duh!


Found at the PSN Store for quick download.

4. And some brass balls.


Not too many of you have these..tsk..tsk..

So whats the hold up?? Bring your ass onto the festivities and try to beat us in Poker. I'm quite sure you guys think you can take me on, so bring it. Who knows. The planets may align tonight , Hailey's comet may also fly across the sky, Sadistic may suck at UTIII, Shipero may cut himself with his own Warhawk knife, and you may win.



Shipero, Ha-Puken, Takeshi and I are will be doing Tequila shots. Maybe SantanaClause will make an appearance with his baby beard. Maybe ceark will stop licking his wounds from the last time he played poker with us and show up. Who knows maybe naib wont be trashed before poker and he actually plays a few hands before we send him packing. I know I'll be drinking some alcoholic beverages. So I'll be pleasantly buzzed before I begin.

Your chances of acquiring that copy of MYSTERIOUS EPIC PRIZE are exceptionally good. Leave your PSN tag below if your interested and if you by chance aren't in any of our Dtoiders' Friend lists.

The time for PSN Poker will begin @ 10pm EST. All you gotta do is boot up your poker game, look for the poker tables hosted by either Shipero, k0wb0y-b33b0p ( That's me ), James Ewing, Video_Cognito and or Johanhin then enter on the table. They are easy to find, just look for "any" mode of poker tables and the ones with the padlock on the side will lead the way. Password to enter is: "toid"

If by chance we have alot of people..yes please.. then we will split up into two tables. Again look for tables with the host names I provided so if one is full look for another. We will start with an open table to game a bit then after a certain amount of time we break off in the real playing on SIT & GO tables. Once you're eliminated that's it. The last three people standing of each table will then enter the FINAL sit & go table to decide the WINNAR. ( Pssst: here's a spoiler..it will be me. )

Again EPIC MYSTERY PRIZE IS EPIC.

Hope to see you Card Sharks there.