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Blogger's Note: What you are about to read I originally wrote on 2/11/08. The funny thing is that every birthday I have, this being my 37th, I reflect back at my past gaming memories like they were yesterday. I felt this old blog still held merit and still captures how I feel, especially today. ]
I awoke up today with my back feeling nice and stiff from playing football with my boys yesterday. Twisting this way and that way, a realization came to me. I'm thirty-six years old. Come September I will be one year older than I am now. Thirty-seven years old. Three years more and I'm officially in my Forties.
My forties! Good Lord, I'm fuckin' old. I still remember playing
Dig Dug in the Arcades, I still remember the first time I played
Mario on my NES. That shit isn't retro to me but living breathing memories. I can vividly recall playing
Nights on my Saturn, that analog stick to me was the best ever created. Or every Capcom 2-D fighting game recreated perfectly on that system. Remember
Marvel Vs Capcom with the CD and cartridge combo??
Memories of past games flash and dash through my head in a whirlwind of remembrance. The first time I played
Street Fighter,
Virtua Fighter ( which I hated at the time cause it was all floaty..and now I love the series ), and
Samurai Showdown 2. Still my favorite SNK game aside from
Metal Slug. I remember the 1st game I imported for my Playstation,
Tobal No.2. Still remember my Dreamcast days playing
Crazy Taxi over and over again trying to kick out a decent score. Or all the time I put into
Samba De Amigo laughing my ass off while "POSE!ing" with those damn Maracas. Or the first time I EVER played a game online with
NFL2k....praying that lag didn't rear it's ugly head and knowing it would every three to four minutes like clockwork but the moments of lagfree play made up for it.
BEST. CONTROLLER. EVER.
Good times, Good times. But lately, It's getting where when I go to buy video games the guy behind the counter thinks I'm buying games for my kids. "Can I help you with that , Sir? You do know that game is rated Mature..might not be good for the little ones.."
Who the fuck do you think I'm buying this for?? Obviously they assume my kids. It's funny how the general public still has the stigma of video games being solely for teeny boppers and people in their twenties. I think most gamers in their twenties think they're like Duncan McCloud or some shit. Forever young. Lol. Newsflash Kiddies: Time has a way of creeping up on you...quick.
Plus Duncan McCloud was in his thirties anyway.
You don't know about this game, son.
Because of these reflections with past gaming excursions, I started looking around trying to see how the ages of gamers in general correlate to game sales. As well as looking to see if there was any info on the average age of most video game players. What I found, to say the least, was interesting. Let me share some of it with you. According to the ESA,
The Entertainment Software Association:
Sixty-seven percent of American heads of households play computer and video games.
The average game player is 33 years old and has been playing games for 12 years.
The average age of the most frequent game buyer is 38 years old. In 2007, 92 percent of computer game buyers and 80 percent of console game buyers were over the age of 18.
Thirty-six percent of American parents say they play computer and video games. Further, 80 percent of gamer parents say they play video games with their kids. Sixty-six percent feel that playing games has brought their families closer together.
Thirty-eight percent of all game players are women. In fact, women over the age of 18 represent a significantly greater portion of the game-playing population (31%) than boys age 17 or younger (20%).
In 2007, 24 percent of Americans over the age of 50 played video games, an increase from nine percent in 1999.
Forty-nine percent of game players say they play games online one or more hours per week. In addition, 34 percent of heads of households play games on a wireless device, such as a cell phone or PDA, up from 20 percent in 2002.
There are a lot of things in those figures that stick out a lot to me. Most notably the average game player and buyer. Also the percentage of over the age of fifty, My assumption would of been way lower. So why all the stats about age and whatnot. Is it because I just woke up, felt old and decided to hunt for some gaming news that would justify my hobby of video games? Was it a rant about how the youth in general, think us old guys and gals as Dinosaurs or worse yet, pedophiles stalking online for young gamers to entice? Or is it just something as simple as the general misconceptions of us even playing video games still?
To be quite honest this post is about ALL of that. Next time you pass an old guy in Best Buy or Target while your rushing to get that DVD, Anime or video game and you wonder what the hell is that dude doing in this section of the store anyway? The answer may be he's lost, looking for the bathroom. Or it may be as simple as he's there to purchase that Gears of War game or the new Street Fighter for himself and later on in the evening when he gets online he may also be the one that hands you your ass in multiplayer.
Remember youth, like time, is fleeting. And the next time you want to talk junk to the grandpas of the the world, know this:
I know what you're talking about man. Hell I remember back in the day playing God of War on my old PS2. I look a old photographs from that time and marvel at how young I looked back then. Alas, those days are over now I've got to admit I'm getting old. I mean seriously I'm 23, I'm not a young buck anymore.
Shipero:
I see your sarcasm hasn't aged a bit. :)
@y0j1mb0
I'm being serious, the other day I looked in the mirror and found a grey hair. I really made me really look at my own mortality. It turned out that it wasn't a hair at all but rather a piece of thread from one of my shirts but that didn't make it any less harrowing.
Well Wishes on your special day, and by special day, i mean the day its OK to drink heavily, and by day, i mean week. enjoy!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOJIMBO!!! One year closer to being 40. ;-)
We should go grab a beer man. :-)
Happy Birthday from one bearded dude to another.
Happy Birthday Old Man Jimbo! <3
Happy birthday man!
happy birthday man,I love you!
I love you so much I want to marry someone and cheat on them with you.
Even though I'm only 26, I feel fucking 36. I really cannot stand most people below the age of 30. I like what you wrote because even though I'm not as up in years as you are, I feel the same way sometimes around my peers. But, it doesn't just stop at games. It seems to go from everything business to everything politics. Eh, who knows. Good blog though.
Back to the subject at hand though Yojimbo ... the average age of gamers might be 33 years old, but it's very difficult for me to find any of these older gamers, like myself. The only 2 games I play which are played by other people my age is Team Fortress 2 and World of Warcraft. That's it! Jump online and try playing a game of Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4 and see how many age 25+ gamers you run into. The chances are you won't run into ANY!
I actually don't think there is really any point to my rant above, as most likely the problem is older gamers just don't like playing online as much on consoles. If they do play online they seem to stick to computer games like TF2 and WoW.
As for me, being in my late 20s and about to turn 29, I still look young and damn handsome if I must say so myself. I haven't gotten to that point yet where the clerks in game stores look at me like "WTF are you doing in this store." I'm sure the day is coming though.
Happy Birthday you old, senile son of a bitch.
Now excuse me while I go and have lots of hot random sex with young women.
Turbo buttons ftw!
Jimbo, you're like the drunken, abusive step father I never had. Hope your birthday is a good one! I wish I could be around this evening to participate in all the debauchery and Tequila consumption, but I suppose I will doing that by myself. Cheers!
Happy birthday you Jack Thompson sound-a-like.
Seriously, after Failcast, you creep me out, your voice is just like his!
Also, you're growing senile, seriously. The analog on the Saturn 3D Pad sucks, there's a goddamn spring inside it to make it default to the idle position. I've used it so much that it doesn't have strength anymore.
I was going to shave my beard off today, but I'll keep it one more day in your honor. Or maybe, I'll keep it for 12 more years when I turn 37 myself. Then I'll ship the hairs to you, but you will probably be in a nursing home by then.
@BBRIG
he'll probably be too busy playing the Wii
owned
Happy Birthday you son of a bitch mother fucker.
Jack is such a poet
Whoa, happy birthday.
Happy Birthday!! Oh and my dad works with some guy who is in his 60s that plays online MMOs. So you're only as old as you feel.
Now I'm going to go watch Hot Fuzz...well class, then Hot Fuzz :D.
The Legend of Old-Jimbo Continues.
Congrats Dude!
Happy Birthday...it's a shame, that if you do a Wipeout HD FNF tonight, I'll have to whoop your ass on your B-DAY!
Oldjimbo is old. Being 22, I know not of such things
i remember when i was a young child chewing on my coleco controllers.
Happy BDAY old beard samurai lover guy.
Aging is a bitch, and it´s worst when you are 25 and you see how your hair starts leaving your head too fast.
Happy Birthday to someone who WILL have a beard to the beard master ....
Yeah, I feel ya. I'm getting older too. I'll be 31 in November. It all basically boils down to the famous Robert Duvall quote from the great movie, Colors.
"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
Happy birthday, oh bearded one.
Hope you're having a happy Birthday over there. Just remember that you're only old if you want to be.
Happy birthday, Jimbo!
Happy Birthday, and thank you for setting the example of an old gamer here on destructoid... I hope that I am doing as well.
Happy Birthday!
It's awesome that you still play games, I know some older people who just gave up.
Keep in there tiger!
Happy B-day
and I honestly could care less how old I get I'll always love gaming no matter what heck I seriously want to go at the ripe old age of 100 playing super mario
Happy Birthday Jimbo!
At least your back ain't on the fritz like Snake's!
:)
I think people are confused...
You wrote this originally in February right? So you're birthday was actually in February... or is it actually today?
If it's today, we share birthdays! :D
Thank you for reminding me that I'm getting older.
Happy Birthday!
Nai, my birthday is today. The post I wrote in Feb. Libras FTW!!
I alreadyposted this but damn it, I am still going to pester you with pokemon birthday wishes
Happy birthday Yojimbo, happy birthday Naia.
happy birthday!
I'm starting to get old too, I feel your pain! At any rate, happy birthday Yojimbo. You rock.
Happy B-Day Yojimbo your blog made be feel nostalgic as well. I am 32 and still an active gamer so I suspect those numbers will only keep increasing. I need to play some Samba de Amigo this weekend on the old Dreamcast.
Happy Birthday Jimbo!
By the way, Mid Life Crisis will be the hardest game of your life. You only have one chance and it's extremely difficult to bypass :]
Fortunately, the game has been delayed 3 years for you ;D
Happy Birthday! Now go enjoy Wipeout HD for me cause I dont have a PS3.
I'm fucking 19, and I feel old.
Paying bills will do that to you.
Can't wait til I'm 21, and finally able to legally drink, but have too many responsibilities and obligations to get shitfaced anymore.
Worst. Law. Ever.
That Hot Fuzz image is priceless. Happy Birthday man, have a good one.
Appreciation for the older games a lot of people neglect = duly appreciated. d('-'d)
Growing old scares the shit out of me. Give me one more year so I'm 21, and then I'm good, thank you very much.
I forgot to tell you happy birthday.
Happy birthday!