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Veni, vidi, vici.

Name: Francisco *AKA* Y0j1mb0

Age: 38. I'm the residential Old Geezer of Destructoid & You Tube Superstar.



Likes: Poker, Roast Beef Sandwiches, unsolicited sex, video games of all genres.

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A Destructoid Birthday Blog: The Aging of a Gamer.
Y0j1mb0 | 11:12 AM on 09.26.2008 49 comments




[ Blogger's Note: What you are about to read I originally wrote on 2/11/08. The funny thing is that every birthday I have, this being my 37th, I reflect back at my past gaming memories like they were yesterday. I felt this old blog still held merit and still captures how I feel, especially today. ]

I awoke up today with my back feeling nice and stiff from playing football with my boys yesterday. Twisting this way and that way, a realization came to me. I'm thirty-six years old. Come September I will be one year older than I am now. Thirty-seven years old. Three years more and I'm officially in my Forties. My forties! Good Lord, I'm fuckin' old. I still remember playing Dig Dug in the Arcades, I still remember the first time I played Mario on my NES. That shit isn't retro to me but living breathing memories. I can vividly recall playing Nights on my Saturn, that analog stick to me was the best ever created. Or every Capcom 2-D fighting game recreated perfectly on that system. Remember Marvel Vs Capcom with the CD and cartridge combo??



Memories of past games flash and dash through my head in a whirlwind of remembrance. The first time I played Street Fighter, Virtua Fighter ( which I hated at the time cause it was all floaty..and now I love the series ), and Samurai Showdown 2. Still my favorite SNK game aside from Metal Slug. I remember the 1st game I imported for my Playstation, Tobal No.2. Still remember my Dreamcast days playing Crazy Taxi over and over again trying to kick out a decent score. Or all the time I put into Samba De Amigo laughing my ass off while "POSE!ing" with those damn Maracas. Or the first time I EVER played a game online with NFL2k....praying that lag didn't rear it's ugly head and knowing it would every three to four minutes like clockwork but the moments of lagfree play made up for it.


BEST. CONTROLLER. EVER.

Good times, Good times. But lately, It's getting where when I go to buy video games the guy behind the counter thinks I'm buying games for my kids. "Can I help you with that , Sir? You do know that game is rated Mature..might not be good for the little ones.." Who the fuck do you think I'm buying this for?? Obviously they assume my kids. It's funny how the general public still has the stigma of video games being solely for teeny boppers and people in their twenties. I think most gamers in their twenties think they're like Duncan McCloud or some shit. Forever young. Lol. Newsflash Kiddies: Time has a way of creeping up on you...quick. Plus Duncan McCloud was in his thirties anyway.


You don't know about this game, son.

Because of these reflections with past gaming excursions, I started looking around trying to see how the ages of gamers in general correlate to game sales. As well as looking to see if there was any info on the average age of most video game players. What I found, to say the least, was interesting. Let me share some of it with you. According to the ESA, The Entertainment Software Association:

Sixty-seven percent of American heads of households play computer and video games.

The average game player is 33 years old and has been playing games for 12 years.

The average age of the most frequent game buyer is 38 years old. In 2007, 92 percent of computer game buyers and 80 percent of console game buyers were over the age of 18.

Thirty-six percent of American parents say they play computer and video games. Further, 80 percent of gamer parents say they play video games with their kids. Sixty-six percent feel that playing games has brought their families closer together.

Thirty-eight percent of all game players are women. In fact, women over the age of 18 represent a significantly greater portion of the game-playing population (31%) than boys age 17 or younger (20%).

In 2007, 24 percent of Americans over the age of 50 played video games, an increase from nine percent in 1999.

Forty-nine percent of game players say they play games online one or more hours per week. In addition, 34 percent of heads of households play games on a wireless device, such as a cell phone or PDA, up from 20 percent in 2002.

There are a lot of things in those figures that stick out a lot to me. Most notably the average game player and buyer. Also the percentage of over the age of fifty, My assumption would of been way lower. So why all the stats about age and whatnot. Is it because I just woke up, felt old and decided to hunt for some gaming news that would justify my hobby of video games? Was it a rant about how the youth in general, think us old guys and gals as Dinosaurs or worse yet, pedophiles stalking online for young gamers to entice? Or is it just something as simple as the general misconceptions of us even playing video games still?

To be quite honest this post is about ALL of that. Next time you pass an old guy in Best Buy or Target while your rushing to get that DVD, Anime or video game and you wonder what the hell is that dude doing in this section of the store anyway? The answer may be he's lost, looking for the bathroom. Or it may be as simple as he's there to purchase that Gears of War game or the new Street Fighter for himself and later on in the evening when he gets online he may also be the one that hands you your ass in multiplayer.

Remember youth, like time, is fleeting. And the next time you want to talk junk to the grandpas of the the world, know this:



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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:26
shipero
I know what you're talking about man. Hell I remember back in the day playing God of War on my old PS2. I look a old photographs from that time and marvel at how young I looked back then. Alas, those days are over now I've got to admit I'm getting old. I mean seriously I'm 23, I'm not a young buck anymore.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:28
Y0j1mb0
Shipero:

I see your sarcasm hasn't aged a bit. :)
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:34
shipero
@y0j1mb0

I'm being serious, the other day I looked in the mirror and found a grey hair. I really made me really look at my own mortality. It turned out that it wasn't a hair at all but rather a piece of thread from one of my shirts but that didn't make it any less harrowing.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:50
grassr00ts
Well Wishes on your special day, and by special day, i mean the day its OK to drink heavily, and by day, i mean week. enjoy!
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:52
SilverDragon1979
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOJIMBO!!! One year closer to being 40. ;-)

We should go grab a beer man. :-)
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:58
Silverback 55
Happy Birthday from one bearded dude to another.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:58
Jesse Cortez
Happy Birthday Old Man Jimbo! <3
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 11:59
Hitogoroshi
Happy birthday man!
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:06
linuxguy
happy birthday man,I love you!
I love you so much I want to marry someone and cheat on them with you.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:08
Usedtabe
Even though I'm only 26, I feel fucking 36. I really cannot stand most people below the age of 30. I like what you wrote because even though I'm not as up in years as you are, I feel the same way sometimes around my peers. But, it doesn't just stop at games. It seems to go from everything business to everything politics. Eh, who knows. Good blog though.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:10
SilverDragon1979
Back to the subject at hand though Yojimbo ... the average age of gamers might be 33 years old, but it's very difficult for me to find any of these older gamers, like myself. The only 2 games I play which are played by other people my age is Team Fortress 2 and World of Warcraft. That's it! Jump online and try playing a game of Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4 and see how many age 25+ gamers you run into. The chances are you won't run into ANY!

I actually don't think there is really any point to my rant above, as most likely the problem is older gamers just don't like playing online as much on consoles. If they do play online they seem to stick to computer games like TF2 and WoW.

As for me, being in my late 20s and about to turn 29, I still look young and damn handsome if I must say so myself. I haven't gotten to that point yet where the clerks in game stores look at me like "WTF are you doing in this store." I'm sure the day is coming though.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:11
MrSadistic
Happy Birthday you old, senile son of a bitch.

Now excuse me while I go and have lots of hot random sex with young women.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:14
Ha-Puken
Jimbo, you're like the drunken, abusive step father I never had. Hope your birthday is a good one! I wish I could be around this evening to participate in all the debauchery and Tequila consumption, but I suppose I will doing that by myself. Cheers!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:17
KamikazeTutor
Happy birthday you Jack Thompson sound-a-like.
Seriously, after Failcast, you creep me out, your voice is just like his!
Also, you're growing senile, seriously. The analog on the Saturn 3D Pad sucks, there's a goddamn spring inside it to make it default to the idle position. I've used it so much that it doesn't have strength anymore.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:21
bbrigg1
I was going to shave my beard off today, but I'll keep it one more day in your honor. Or maybe, I'll keep it for 12 more years when I turn 37 myself. Then I'll ship the hairs to you, but you will probably be in a nursing home by then.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:23
MrSadistic
@BBRIG

he'll probably be too busy playing the Wii

owned
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:23
JACK of No Trades
Happy Birthday you son of a bitch mother fucker.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:28
linuxguy
Jack is such a poet
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:29
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Whoa, happy birthday.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:32
CelicaCrazed
Happy Birthday!! Oh and my dad works with some guy who is in his 60s that plays online MMOs. So you're only as old as you feel.

Now I'm going to go watch Hot Fuzz...well class, then Hot Fuzz :D.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:33
Gantz
The Legend of Old-Jimbo Continues.

Congrats Dude!
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:37
IronPikeman
Happy Birthday...it's a shame, that if you do a Wipeout HD FNF tonight, I'll have to whoop your ass on your B-DAY!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:40
king3vbo
Oldjimbo is old. Being 22, I know not of such things
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:43
fetusmilk
i remember when i was a young child chewing on my coleco controllers.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:48
Teta
Happy BDAY old beard samurai lover guy.

Aging is a bitch, and it´s worst when you are 25 and you see how your hair starts leaving your head too fast.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:53
Naim Master
Happy Birthday to someone who WILL have a beard to the beard master ....
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:58
RICHARD BLOCKER
Yeah, I feel ya. I'm getting older too. I'll be 31 in November. It all basically boils down to the famous Robert Duvall quote from the great movie, Colors.

"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

Happy birthday, oh bearded one.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 13:01
pedrovay2003
Hope you're having a happy Birthday over there. Just remember that you're only old if you want to be.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 13:03
Brian Szabelski
Happy birthday, Jimbo!
craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 13:05
craineum
Happy Birthday, and thank you for setting the example of an old gamer here on destructoid... I hope that I am doing as well.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 13:31
mix
Happy Birthday!

It's awesome that you still play games, I know some older people who just gave up.

Keep in there tiger!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 13:38
Aziel13
Happy B-day
and I honestly could care less how old I get I'll always love gaming no matter what heck I seriously want to go at the ripe old age of 100 playing super mario
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 13:50
BS3 Owner
Happy Birthday Jimbo!


At least your back ain't on the fritz like Snake's!

:)
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 14:05
naia-the-gamer
I think people are confused...

You wrote this originally in February right? So you're birthday was actually in February... or is it actually today?

If it's today, we share birthdays! :D

Thank you for reminding me that I'm getting older.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 14:09
Primo
Happy Birthday!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 14:21
Y0j1mb0
Nai, my birthday is today. The post I wrote in Feb. Libras FTW!!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 14:30
aborto thefetus
I alreadyposted this but damn it, I am still going to pester you with pokemon birthday wishes

.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 14:36
Krow
Happy birthday Yojimbo, happy birthday Naia.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 15:28
fetusmilk
happy birthday!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 15:30
Colette Bennett
I'm starting to get old too, I feel your pain! At any rate, happy birthday Yojimbo. You rock.
konchu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 15:54
konchu
Happy B-Day Yojimbo your blog made be feel nostalgic as well. I am 32 and still an active gamer so I suspect those numbers will only keep increasing. I need to play some Samba de Amigo this weekend on the old Dreamcast.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 16:50
Scrixx
Happy Birthday Jimbo!

By the way, Mid Life Crisis will be the hardest game of your life. You only have one chance and it's extremely difficult to bypass :]

Fortunately, the game has been delayed 3 years for you ;D
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 16:55
Guagloves
Happy Birthday! Now go enjoy Wipeout HD for me cause I dont have a PS3.
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 18:41
manta
I'm fucking 19, and I feel old.

Paying bills will do that to you.

Can't wait til I'm 21, and finally able to legally drink, but have too many responsibilities and obligations to get shitfaced anymore.

Worst. Law. Ever.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 20:54
Alasdair Duncan
That Hot Fuzz image is priceless. Happy Birthday man, have a good one.
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 23:47
Funktastic
Appreciation for the older games a lot of people neglect = duly appreciated. d('-'d)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 02:04
Bob Muir
Growing old scares the shit out of me. Give me one more year so I'm 21, and then I'm good, thank you very much.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2008 03:54
kaciesaurus
I forgot to tell you happy birthday.

Happy birthday!
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