Apparently Aborto has confirmed he's not dead, has not been kidnapped or had a real life. Personally I just thought he was knee deep in the latest Pokemon game without the will to stop playing it, not bathing, scarfing day old Doritos cool ranch and soiling himself. Oh well, seeing as we haven't seen one of his 10 things post, I took it upon myself to enrich your internet lives with one from my perspective. Aren't you lucky?

Let us begin with...

10. WTF is up with some editors changing their avatars?

Like they all of a sudden realized they don't have to pander to us and can change their iconic avatars/pics because they feel like it. The change is a most unwelcome one for me. Having Hamza CTZ's real mug in his avi was a jolt to the senses. Or Grim's. But the worst for me was Colette's. One of the 1st images that cemented itself in my noggin when I joined Destructoid was Colette's classic one here.



And now it's no more. I demand you guys change them back! Especially Colette. NOW.

9. The Toilet Duck is full of win.

He made some mosaics from all of our avatars into existing Dtoid wallpapers and they are glorious. If by chance you haven't checked them out do so in his blog as they are amazing. He needs much kudos for his time and effort that went into creating them. Also I need help finding my damn avatar in them. I still can't find me. Help.

8. Blehman is gay for Peggle.

I really don't have anything else to add except I wonder what Evil Blehman would say about that?

7. I committed to buying the Batman: Arkham Asylum Collector's Edition.

I rarely get the special edition of any game because really gentlemen, they're over priced crap parading as special. Also just about every Batman game has been crap as well. So why am I blowing a hundred bucks for the special edition of a game that may very well be mediocre? The batarang. The game can suck for all I care. I want that damn batarang. I'm actually daydreaming what I'll throw it at.

6. There's a rumor floating about that Kojima is thinking of making another Zone of Enders.

There's also another rumor that ties in with that one that my pants got tighter when I heard that.

5. Mikey really is an art god.

Just take a look at SilverDragon's new banner if you really need confirmation. Seriously Mikey, awesome awesome stuff.

4. While looking at my Killzone 2 friends ranking I noticed Jim Sterling is on the top of the charts.

O.o

Whoah.

3. The forums are awesome. You should visit them more often. Plus there's girls there that pretend to like us and occasionally post non revealing pictures of themselves. I'm still waiting for a bikini thread.

2. Seems unstoppablejuggernaut quit Dtoid.

Where on earth am I going to read blogs full of colorful metaphors and drunken tirades?

1. I realized this week that I am about to spend a shitload of money on recent upcoming games like: Infamous, Batman, Sacred 2, Ghostbusters, Prototype, Blazblue, the new Devil Summoner game for PS2, and let's not forget the Battlestar Galactica Complete series on Blu-ray around the corner. That's a lot of moneyz leaving my wallet.

Oh well.