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By the way I Twitter now. Now you can see my name pop up every 3 post on two sites!

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Why everyone should at least lurk on the DToid forums.

I Review Them In Stereo:
Joanna Newsom's Have One On Me
Two Door Cinema Club's Tourist History
Tunng's ...And Then We Saw Land

Things people say I like:

I can't fully enjoy the PS3 without an ample supply of hookers and blow. How does that figure into your Reaganomics? - MegaStryker

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. - Alice from Alice in Wonderland; the greatest book ever written

Best thing about those cards are how bad the pun/product writing is. "I only have Snake Eyes for you." "You've Duke'd it out with my heart and now I'm yours to command." "I have a Cobra Commander in my pants." - sheppy

"Sarah Palin is a fucking retard." - Stephen Colbert

How to read a review without being pissed off:
1. Decide prematurely whether the game is balls, or the second coming of flying spaghetti monster.
2. Go to www.metacritic.com and search for the game.
3. If flying spaghetti monster, click on first link. If balls, scroll to the end and click on the last link.
4. You should now be sitting and staring at a review you agree with.
5. Complement reviewer on such a well thought out and non biased review.
-BlackSunEmpire-

That's because WWI was a pretty low-budget project, it was mostly about the story of soldiers in trenches and lay-low tactics, the sequel WWII, was really the bomb, with millions of dollars invested on it and top notch action sequences. - adrianboy

I think booze is a pretty cool guy. eh keeps me from doing the recaps on time and doesn't afraid of anything. - Pendleton21

Everyone else tolerates it because you're an attractive woman, I find that quite shallow. - Mousse420

*NOTE: I like that quote because at least I know if everyone is going to assume I'm female at least I'm attractive. Call me.

I was able to cause my child to fall into a well of depression after shattering his tailbone by horribly failing the see-saw QTE at the park three times in a row. Then I tried to cheer him up by buying him candy, but picked the one flavor he didn't like. It was like reliving my own childhood.

11/10.

GOTY.
- SuitcoatAvenger -

Xzyliac: @punisher898 Score! I wonder if Cyndi Lauper and Lady GaGa hang out together. #ponders
punisher898 (aka Occams Electric Toothbrush): @Xzyliac: I bet if they do its like the best Folger's coffee commercial ever.

That's awesome. Hollywood writers are the best! I had one make me an iced latte the other day. It was totally adequate!
-Jumbo

Uno just brings out the animals in all of us. It's just too sexy of a game.
-Sanious

Xzyliac, shut up, you\'re not cool.
-Fear No Darkness

*NOTE: I would like to note that later on I explained myself to Fear No Darkness and he totally sent me an apologetic PM. He's a classy fella whom I'd love to share a drink with sometime.

If you've never had promiscuous thoughts about a Dreamcast then you're not a gamer.
-GoldenGamerXero
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But then I saw this.



Thank you power-glove. I now have reason to live.

If I don't guest Sega Addicts this week for this bitches are gonna die.
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en francais??
Jet Set Radio?

Xzyliac is French confirmed.
I hope this comes to the PS3, too. I kept hearing about all these Dreamcast games coming to the PS3, and then they all showed up on the 360.
YES! Even thought I've beaten this game numerous times I still must buy this.
WHEN?
WHEN?
WHEN?

GOD DAMNIT YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHEN THIS IS COMING OUT I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO TRADE SEXUAL FAVORS FOR INFORMATION I WANT TO KNOW.
SACRE BLEU!! C'EST FANTASTIQUE!
POPPYCOCK


wait...
You're French?

D:
JUMP! Er...SAUTEZ!
RUMOR CONTROL!

I am not French. However I am part French! Fun facts!

I don't know who snagged this screengrab. Power-glove shared it to me over Twitter. Apparently there's a ton of leaked screengrabs confirming previously undiscussed Dreamcast games coming to 360 that are floating around the net (also, in French I assume).

This however is all I need to know to be excite. E3 IS GONNA BE BIG!

P.S. I'm part French but I don't know French. However if you'd ask Kraid my inner Frenchman understands French. He's probably way sexier than me as well.
also, woah, didn't know Jet Set Radio was on XBLA
OMFG OMFG JET SET RADIO!!!!!11!!1111!!
Live is down, but I'm ready to make a French XBL account because of this.
whats your longest grind ? I've got up to 561 moves in a chain. I will leaderboard the hell out of this thing, if that implement that.
Exaggerate much?
Part Man...
Part French...
All Stereo...
Xzyliac

*cue Robocop theme tune*

Y'know, I'm Welsh. I live in Wales...but I can't speak the language. Probably because people in South Wales like to pretend they're English.
I'm glad some people can still be excited for Sonic. Not that I though the series took a nose dive or anything I was just never all that interested past Sonic 2. Man I played the fuck out if that game.
I hope not! D:

Good news for people, I suppose?
@Solgrim
Simple. To die would be a great adventure.
@neoREgen
No...no I'm pretty sure this has rejuvenated my wanting to live.
@Gareth: I don't know if that was sarcasm or something, but I'm FAIRLY certain they're excited about Jet Set Radio.
@the7k
Captain Hook reference. Great great movie.
DON'T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT DUDE!!!

Seriously, that scared the shit out of me.


Also, I myself am half French. Cajun French specifically, eh?


No one got that, huh?
I'm half of a country that 1/3 of it speaks french so....
What RonBurgandy's first two sentences say.

Also, YES!!

Also, also, hopefully it has all the content from Jet Grind Radio. The US release was the more complete version, according to Wiki at least.
Do a flip!
Xzyliac, you and I totally need to take over SEGA Addicts one day. God, it would be awesome. But seriously, don't fuck with us like that! No matter how much I love Professor K, that does not excuse being worried about your possible suicide... o.o
Xzyliac idc what you are, but your hair style stuns me each time... in a half-french way :P

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