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Now I don't normally news post, and I am quite enjoying watching Memetoid, but I thought this was...interesting...so why the hell not?
From Kotaku: "At the big Final Fantasy XIII launch at the HMV store in London, fans show their disapproval of the prospect of winning a free Xbox 360 bundle. Really guys?
Gary from The Koalition was on hand at the big London Final Fantasy launch, where hardcore Final Fantasy fans nearly booed presenter Alex Zane off the stage as he announced a prize that, in my opinion at least, anyone would be happy to receive.
Is a multi-platform Final Fantasy really that bad?
I mean hell, Square Enix has been working on the game for what, five years? When you put that much time, effort, and money into one game, you have every right to release it on as many platforms as humanly possible. I suppose you have the right to boo the company's decision, but treating it as some sort of betrayal is just silly."
From the original source The Koalition: "This past Tuesday I was present at the Final Fantasy XIII launch party in London Oxford Circus, in which the producer Yoshinori Kitase and art director Isamu Kamikokuryo were present. Before the signings were held from the producer and art director, they held a competition on stage. When the presenter Alex Zane announced that the prize was an Xbox 360 Final Fantasy bundle, the whole crowd erupted with boo’s. Keep in mind that the crowd was full of nothing but hardcore Final Fantasy fans."
The worst is the asian twat who keeps emo flipping his hair. For some reason I just want to punch the shit out of him.
I mean it's a free console. If that's not hardcore fanboyism I don't know what is. I mean they could've even won it and did a video of breaking it or something. They come out cosplaying all ridiculous and as compensation dudes like "Answer these questions and get a FREE FUCKING CONSOLE," and they still boo.
Ugh, I have too much faith in people. Perhaps this shouldn't surprise me.
I just won a free xbox 360 that didn't have FFXIII and I'm like "ZOMG Yes!" Even though I already own a 360. These twats get a free game with theirs and they bitch. Wow. Just wow.
also this blog header and avatar change confuses and bewilders me. The Epic Beard however calmed things down a bit.
honestly that was pretty embarrassing to the producer Yoshinori Kitase and art director Isamu Kamikokuryo for being actually there in person to get the prize they were giving and instead of cheers in return they got a slap to the face with this.
Watched it earlier with embarassment. It's like an incredibly nerdy version of a pub brawl, only minus the brawl part but still with the people acting like a bunch of senseless chimpanzees.
So you boo a game solely for the fact that it's on another console, and the very people who were a part of that game's creation are there as well? AND these people are so-called "Final Fantasy" Fans?
That...is something you just don't do. They're not fans at all.
I take comfort in knowing that these people probably lack the skills to survive in real life and thus I won't have to deal with them in my daily interactions.
Theyre retarded, ITS A FREE OF CHARGE OR TAX OR ANY F*CKING THING CONSOLE. How the motherly love of god they boo'd its free, comes with FF XIII and the 250 GB HDD... AND ITS FREE...
Now I can say, Fanboys should fly on a plane and crush n' burn.
This is really bad, ok, so I already have a 360 but I wouldnt say no to another, and I certainly wouldnt disrespect the creators of such a huge franchise this way.
If I was Square, just for shits and giggles, Id announce NO NEW FF GAMES ON PS3. Just to see what happened.
I'm thinking those who boo'ed did more so at the decision to bring Final Fantasy XIII to the X-Box 360. They were in no way booing the game itself. And I'm sure there were some that weren't even directly booing the X-Box 360 but that seems less than likely.
Anyways, I'd like to re-iterate that no these people SHOULDN'T be ashamed of themselves for "expressing their opinion" no matter how you may disagree with said opinion. So long as it doesn't completely disrupt the show which from the video doesn't seem to be the case. Plus I don't see anyone on the stage upset with the possibility of winning an X-Box 360...so where's that coming from?
Seems like a lot of uproar on here for something so minor which, despite the booing was quickly brought back into focus by the host who seemed to take it more in jest. I mean really...think about it...your complaining because some people booed. Big deal.
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I mean it's a free console. If that's not hardcore fanboyism I don't know what is. I mean they could've even won it and did a video of breaking it or something. They come out cosplaying all ridiculous and as compensation dudes like "Answer these questions and get a FREE FUCKING CONSOLE," and they still boo.
Ugh, I have too much faith in people. Perhaps this shouldn't surprise me.
Ok, no prize then you bunch of fanboy twats.
We are not impressed.
Wish I could've been there to shut people up. :(
Start a clever "Destructoid needs an edit button!" chant and I'll join in.
NO MAI, NO BUY!
On wait, that doesn't apply this time.
also this blog header and avatar change confuses and bewilders me. The Epic Beard however calmed things down a bit.
Oh wait, I'm Scottish. I don't count.
That makes it SOO much worse. I'm flabbergasted. Where's the respect? That's not even being a fan. That's...wow.
Fucking cunts, the lot of them....did I just become British?
Well, at least chimpanzees have dignity.
It boggles the mind that these people actually exist.
I'm gonna go take a drink.
Someone get me when people stop embarrassing themselves.
That...is something you just don't do. They're not fans at all.
*Oh Snap!*
...Real fans wouldn't have given a shit about the console either way. It saddens me these kids are immature fanboy prats.
Now I can say, Fanboys should fly on a plane and crush n' burn.
It's free gimmie gimmie!
And Elly Jackson sucks
I'm actually booing both versions right at this very moment because of the changes made from the Japanese release.
BOOOOOOOO!
This is really bad, ok, so I already have a 360 but I wouldnt say no to another, and I certainly wouldnt disrespect the creators of such a huge franchise this way.
If I was Square, just for shits and giggles, Id announce NO NEW FF GAMES ON PS3. Just to see what happened.
Anyways, I'd like to re-iterate that no these people SHOULDN'T be ashamed of themselves for "expressing their opinion" no matter how you may disagree with said opinion. So long as it doesn't completely disrupt the show which from the video doesn't seem to be the case. Plus I don't see anyone on the stage upset with the possibility of winning an X-Box 360...so where's that coming from?
Seems like a lot of uproar on here for something so minor which, despite the booing was quickly brought back into focus by the host who seemed to take it more in jest. I mean really...think about it...your complaining because some people booed. Big deal.