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Why everyone should at least lurk on the DToid forums.
I Review Them In Stereo:
Joanna Newsom's Have One On Me
Two Door Cinema Club's Tourist History
Tunng's ...And Then We Saw Land
Things people say I like:
I can't fully enjoy the PS3 without an ample supply of hookers and blow. How does that figure into your Reaganomics? - MegaStryker
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. - Alice from Alice in Wonderland; the greatest book ever written
Best thing about those cards are how bad the pun/product writing is. "I only have Snake Eyes for you." "You've Duke'd it out with my heart and now I'm yours to command." "I have a Cobra Commander in my pants." - sheppy
"Sarah Palin is a fucking retard." - Stephen Colbert
How to read a review without being pissed off:
1. Decide prematurely whether the game is balls, or the second coming of flying spaghetti monster.
2. Go to www.metacritic.com and search for the game.
3. If flying spaghetti monster, click on first link. If balls, scroll to the end and click on the last link.
4. You should now be sitting and staring at a review you agree with.
5. Complement reviewer on such a well thought out and non biased review.
-BlackSunEmpire-
That's because WWI was a pretty low-budget project, it was mostly about the story of soldiers in trenches and lay-low tactics, the sequel WWII, was really the bomb, with millions of dollars invested on it and top notch action sequences. - adrianboy
I think booze is a pretty cool guy. eh keeps me from doing the recaps on time and doesn't afraid of anything. - Pendleton21
Everyone else tolerates it because you're an attractive woman, I find that quite shallow. - Mousse420
*NOTE: I like that quote because at least I know if everyone is going to assume I'm female at least I'm attractive. Call me.
I was able to cause my child to fall into a well of depression after shattering his tailbone by horribly failing the see-saw QTE at the park three times in a row. Then I tried to cheer him up by buying him candy, but picked the one flavor he didn't like. It was like reliving my own childhood.
11/10.
GOTY.
- SuitcoatAvenger -
Xzyliac: @punisher898 Score! I wonder if Cyndi Lauper and Lady GaGa hang out together. #ponders
punisher898 (aka Occams Electric Toothbrush): @Xzyliac: I bet if they do its like the best Folger's coffee commercial ever.
That's awesome. Hollywood writers are the best! I had one make me an iced latte the other day. It was totally adequate!
-Jumbo
Uno just brings out the animals in all of us. It's just too sexy of a game.
-Sanious
Xzyliac, shut up, you\'re not cool.
-Fear No Darkness
*NOTE: I would like to note that later on I explained myself to Fear No Darkness and he totally sent me an apologetic PM. He's a classy fella whom I'd love to share a drink with sometime.
If you've never had promiscuous thoughts about a Dreamcast then you're not a gamer.
-GoldenGamerXero
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Why everyone should at least lurk on the DToid forums.
I Review Them In Stereo:
Joanna Newsom's Have One On Me
Two Door Cinema Club's Tourist History
Tunng's ...And Then We Saw Land
Things people say I like:
I can't fully enjoy the PS3 without an ample supply of hookers and blow. How does that figure into your Reaganomics? - MegaStryker
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. - Alice from Alice in Wonderland; the greatest book ever written
Best thing about those cards are how bad the pun/product writing is. "I only have Snake Eyes for you." "You've Duke'd it out with my heart and now I'm yours to command." "I have a Cobra Commander in my pants." - sheppy
"Sarah Palin is a fucking retard." - Stephen Colbert
How to read a review without being pissed off:
1. Decide prematurely whether the game is balls, or the second coming of flying spaghetti monster.
2. Go to www.metacritic.com and search for the game.
3. If flying spaghetti monster, click on first link. If balls, scroll to the end and click on the last link.
4. You should now be sitting and staring at a review you agree with.
5. Complement reviewer on such a well thought out and non biased review.
-BlackSunEmpire-
That's because WWI was a pretty low-budget project, it was mostly about the story of soldiers in trenches and lay-low tactics, the sequel WWII, was really the bomb, with millions of dollars invested on it and top notch action sequences. - adrianboy
I think booze is a pretty cool guy. eh keeps me from doing the recaps on time and doesn't afraid of anything. - Pendleton21
Everyone else tolerates it because you're an attractive woman, I find that quite shallow. - Mousse420
*NOTE: I like that quote because at least I know if everyone is going to assume I'm female at least I'm attractive. Call me.
I was able to cause my child to fall into a well of depression after shattering his tailbone by horribly failing the see-saw QTE at the park three times in a row. Then I tried to cheer him up by buying him candy, but picked the one flavor he didn't like. It was like reliving my own childhood.
11/10.
GOTY.
- SuitcoatAvenger -
Xzyliac: @punisher898 Score! I wonder if Cyndi Lauper and Lady GaGa hang out together. #ponders
punisher898 (aka Occams Electric Toothbrush): @Xzyliac: I bet if they do its like the best Folger's coffee commercial ever.
That's awesome. Hollywood writers are the best! I had one make me an iced latte the other day. It was totally adequate!
-Jumbo
Uno just brings out the animals in all of us. It's just too sexy of a game.
-Sanious
Xzyliac, shut up, you\'re not cool.
-Fear No Darkness
*NOTE: I would like to note that later on I explained myself to Fear No Darkness and he totally sent me an apologetic PM. He's a classy fella whom I'd love to share a drink with sometime.
If you've never had promiscuous thoughts about a Dreamcast then you're not a gamer.
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WARNING: The article you are about to read is almost 100% opinion. This means it is in no way supposed to represent artist of any legendary status. It is purely to get the ol' juices flowing. If you disagree or have a band you think should be in RB please comment (I love finding new bands) or make your own blog. Annnd we're back! 51. Johnny Cash Genre: Country Formation: 1955 Trivia: Did you know Shel Silverstein wrote A Boy Named Sue? It kinda makes sense now. It hurts me ever so much that of all the country we've gotten thus far we haven't gotten Johnny Cash. Cash is my favorite country musician by far. His voice is absolutely frightening. He's amazing. He lived a full life as well. He's credited with being a musician, songwriter, author, and Biblical scholar. He's known for contradicting himself and getting into more than a little trouble between his persona and drug abuse. I could fill several books talking about this mans life. Seriously. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...Folsom Prison Blues (Live), Hurt, and Ring of Fire 52. King Crimson Genre: Progressive rock Formation: 1969 Trivia: The artist who painted the cover of In the Court of the Crimson King is Barry Godber. He died one year later in 1970. That painting would be his first and last. Alongside the band Yes King Crimson is often considered the first true progressive rock band. Formed in 1969 and originally conceptualized as a pop band the band evolved into one that used complex instrumentals and experimental recording techniques. The band has become almost infamous for drawing out songs and relying heavily on improvisation in live concerts. It's even rumored that the "20 minute jazz freeform" joke from Spinal Tap is a reference to the jazz rock days of King Crimson. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...Court of the Crimson King, Moonchild, and Masterpiece 53. Voltaire Genre: Dark cabaret Formation: 1998 Trivia: While Voltaire is often credited with his cabaret band he's also a leader in the active but lesser knowm NY new wave band The Oddz. Voltaire is easily one the most lovable out of this 100. It's just as difficult to pick out only 4 of his songs as it is to forget him when forming this list. Aurelio Volaire Hernandez was born in a place (I'm assuming hell) before his family moved into New Jersey (worse than hell). As a child his first love was Duran Duran. His love of new wave would later segue him into the goth scene. He wasn't too popular as a kid either. Imagine that. An unpopular goth kid in the 80s. Anyhow his first job was an animator for toymaker Parker Brothers which would help lanuch his career in graphic novels and short films. Somewhere in between being awesome Voltaire found the time to be even more awesome and started his self-titled cabaret band with cello, violin, drums, and himself providing vocals and singing. Within a year his awesome stock rose 1200% when he was signed on with the equally awesome Projekt Records. He still performs and makes us all jealous that we don't live in New York. Most Rock Band worthy song: I'm posting a second just because it's hilariously offensive and can not be ignored: Not to mention...Goodnight Demon Slayer, Bomb New Jersey, and Ex Lover's Lover 54. The Stooges Genre: Punk Formation: 1967 Trivia: The Stooges were actually signed on to Elektra Records as a byproduct of scout Danny Fields trying to lock in MC5. Originally named The Psychedlic Stooges the band would become known as The Stooges (and to some Iggy Pop & The Stooges) it was a tough road traveled by Iggy Pop and the crew. From personal injuries to property damage and restraining orders the band proved to be both their own blessing and curse as people would flock to see their outrageous shows but few endulged them by letting them play their venues. Luckily a show with MC5 would prove their winning ticket when scout Danny Fields would stick around after MC5's set and find what would be his best catch ever. The band would repeat the process of self-destruction and redemption all the way until today and along the way they would see some brilliant solo hits during their hiatus' and maybe find out the true meaning of love. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...1969, 1970, and Loose 55. Bat for Lashes Genre: Dream pop Formation: 2006 Trivia: Bat for Lashes is not a band name. It's actually Natasha Khan's stage name. If I had to put Bat for Lashes on a plane with anyone it would probably be Dolores O'Riordan's solo career. The music she writes is just so mystical and her voice is so excellent. What more can I say? Yet another Biritish musician who doesn't get her due here in the states. You all should be ashamed. Plus she's weird. Lawd knows I like weird. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...Daniel, Pearl's Dream, and What's A Girl To Do? 56. A Tribe Called Quest Genre: Jazz rap Formation: 1985 Trivia: Chuck Eddy of Rolling Stone said of the debut album, People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, "[this] is one of the least danceable albums ever...it's impossible to imagine people will put this music to use." What? Jazz hip hop is so fucking good. I mean sooo fucking good. WHy don't we have more of this in Rock Band? It's a fucking travesty. I'd argue I'd rather have this shit in Rock Band before DJ Hero. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...Go Ahead in the Rain, Can I Kick It?, and Electric Relaxation 57. The Cardigans Genre: Pop rock Formation: 1992 Trivia: The Cardigans starred in an episode of Beverly Hills 90210. That officially makes them cooler than anyone who'll read this blog. I really dunno what to say about The Cardigans. They're a band. They play music. It doesn't suck. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...My Favourite Game, Erase/Rewind, and You're The Storm 58. The Decemberists Genre: Indie Formation: 2000 Trivia: The Decemberists refers to an attempted communist revolution in Russia. Geez Harmonix what have you been up to? This is another band that I am completely shocked isn't in the Rock Band library. The Decemberist are a fine bunch of folk. I'd say they're like The Flaming Lips except a little closer to earth. Much like The Flaming Lips their songs are typically stoires and sometimes are stories within larger stories. The singles Always the Bridesmaid: Volumes I-III come to mind. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...The Mariner's Revenge Song, The Rake's Song, and Sixteen Military Wives 59. Anthrax Genre: Thrash metal Formation: 1981 Trivia: Before becoming the Anthrax we know today guitarist Scott Ian's 14 year old brother was the lead singer. The Big Four. Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax. Of the big four Anthrax has always been, in my mind, the more fun of the four. They've just been a little sillier, a little more ridiculous, and a little more lighthearted than the others. Maybe it's that crazy Madhouse music video. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...Only, Caught in a Mosh, and I Am the Law 60. War Genre: Funk Formation: 1969 Trivia: War is the brainchild of producer Jerry Goldstein and Eric Burdon. The two are responsible for My Boyfriend's Back, I Want Candy, and the darkwave band The Animals respectively. With a little bit of funk, a little bit of Latino, and a little bit of soul War was one of the standout groups of the 70s. While pretty muich anything else from them after that era is shit their oldies are still good times all around. Most Rock Band worthy song: Not to mention...Low Rider and Spill the Wine ---------- Ah...it feels good to be back in the groove. Let's keep things consistent this time shall we? Also, did anyone watch the Grammys? I know it's old but this immediately came to mind. 
Steal a Grammy from my Queen GaGa? Fuck you Taylor Swift. Fuck you.
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Kraid seez : YES YOU MUTHERFUKIN CAN!
You know I was sold right on the header man; A Tribe Called Quest is some raw shit.
ALSO! The Stooges.
Another stellar blog by my favorite music lover on the interwebs.
Jolly good show my man!
BILLY AND MANDY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
That, and they'd probably end up getting the Smash Mouth cover or some nonsense.
2. A Tribe Called Quest is amazing, I have all their albums and I've listened to them since I was like 3 years old. I don't care if RB doesn't have a "hip-hop" category, add it for Quest.
3. Seeing Lovefool made me think of this scene.
4. Taylor Swift sucks.
Wow, that was a long comment.
On a purely fun note though, WHY AREN'T THESE IN ROCK BAND!!!! Its criminal I say.
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BETTER BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
Also, while readin the other entries, I noticed you included Minor Threat, so major fucking props for that. Secondly, as someone who is Straight Edge, Ian Mackaye (Lead singer) didn't create Straight Edge to look cool, but rather to say he didn't need these things in a time where literally everyone around him was doing and and were dropping dead left and right. Some people may do it as a fashion, but he certainly didn't do it for that, and only did it for himself. He's said that he didn't intend for it to become what it is today. Just thought I would clear that up :)
Also, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST FUCK YEAH JAZZY HIP-HOP. Still though, I hope MT isn't the only Hardcore Punk band, as there are tons that deserve to be in RB, such as Bad Brains :)
@Kraid
Dude I so put that header up there just for you. Seriously.
@WarZombie
Thanks. My criticism of Ian Mackaye and "Straight Edge" is really just my criticism of my own experience with those involved in that culture. Hopefully I didn't offend but in my experience Straight Edge kids are very condescending. Sorry if I said anything that bothered you. Just, respectfully, I disagree with it. I see Ian Mackaye's point, he was raised in the thick of DC so he was probably scared shitless with all the substance abuse around him, but I think it's become a way for a lot of kids to think they're "better" or "right." It's just a choice. Like vegetarianism.
Oh and RATM is already in Rock Band so they don't qualify. Plus they've got all the songs I'd suggest (Guerilla Radio FTW).
Also, major yes to "Why Can't We Be Friends?" Great blog.
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BETTER BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
Also, while readin the other entries, I noticed you included Minor Threat, so major fucking props for that. Secondly, as someone who is Straight Edge, Ian Mackaye (Lead singer) didn't create Straight Edge to look cool, but rather to say he didn't need these things in a time where literally everyone around him was doing and and were dropping dead left and right. Some people may do it as a fashion, but he certainly didn't do it for that, and only did it for himself. He's said that he didn't intend for it to become what it is today. Just thought I would clear that up :)
Also, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST FUCK YEAH JAZZY HIP-HOP. Still though, I hope MT isn't the only Hardcore Punk band, as there are tons that deserve to be in RB, such as Bad Brains :)
I know why you would be cautious, but like pretty much anything else, there will always be fanboys who think they're right and others are wrong, and this applies to lifestyle choices as well. You certainly didn't offend me, just you gotta remember that a few run-ins with some assholes doesn't represent the population as a whole. I'm definitely not accusing you of anything, because a lot of people feel the same way about Straight Edge kids, even some people here on Dtoid other than yourself. Not all Edge kids rub it in your face, or think they're better than you, myself included. You don't have to agree with it, not by any means, just remember that not all Edge kids are douche-bags :)
PS, is RATM really in RB? Maybe in RB2, 'cause I haven't seen them in RB.
@WarZombie- Yeah, RATM is in Rock Band already, but as DLC. You can nab Bulls On Parade and Guerilla Radio for download, and Testify is available as an on-disc track in Rock Band 2. I'd love to see Freedom or Sleep Now In The Fire if we get any more Rage in the game!
My old housemate used to be a massive fan of The Cardigans. Gran Turismo was a great album, but I haven't heard it years, so I suspect it probably sounds really dated 90's pop rock. The stuff they did after that was just a bit wishy washy for my tastes though.
Also, I wanns see more Dischord stuff. That or the golden age of Saddle Creek - Cursive, Desaparecidos & Bright Eyes would be nice.
@Stevil: Gran Turismo doesn't sound dated. It's held up very well, suprisingly. I'd love to see all of Gran Turismo come to Rock Band.
Rake's Song from the The Decemberists would be amazing. Especially since the girlfriend loves to belt that one out and that's hawt.
And the Stooges...always perfect. Loving this list.