10.It leads to Worse things, More Mmo's
9. You will earn Online Friends. Come-on, What are they gonna do? Pwrlvl You? lmao
8. You will Dream of a Fictional world, Then the next day at school plan How to Finish that quest you started when your Mom kicked you off the internet.
7. Spend to Much time Sitting and you'll get a fat-ass ( Trust Me thats A bad Thing )
6. Lose Of REAL Friends, And you'll need these when you read the rest for what it might do to you.
5. If you get too Obsessed, You'll go to google and search fo that fucker who pk'd/ ks'd/ Looted your shit/ or just called you a faggot.
4. If you get more obseesed then that you'll end up beating the hell outta someone. ( Trust me, Its happened, Look-up Everquest ) And you'll Go-to Jail, And Get Ass-raped, And they dont use lube in prison like you do At home on the comp.
The Top 3.
3. One word, Well Acronym. WoW
2. Online dating will not lead to getting you laid "IrL" Its Just Stupid.
And the Number One Reason Not to Mmo.....
1.Porn will become you're second most likely thing you'll look up on the internet, the first being quest, spell,or item location guides.
If this isnt good enough to win me that stuff, I'll think of another one.
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People play these games not to be fat and lazy, but because 1, they are fun. 2, they are usually made well(fuck off runescape).3, the social aspect. Sure, it exists in other online games, but the people that i play with in WoW are about 20x nicer then half the people on my live friends list.
And dont put out another one, in fact, ill write a counterpoint to this. 10 reasons to play an mmo.