I was pretty obsessed with that whole halo arg thing today, but once i hit the point where i relized i wont get anything out of it, I quit searching for the junk. Plus They make people crazy, the ilovebees did.
10.It leads to Worse things, More Mmo's
9. You will earn Online Friends. Come-on, What are they gonna do? Pwrlvl You? lmao
8. You will Dream of a Fictional world, Then the next day at school plan How to Finish that quest you started when your Mom kicked you off the internet.
7. Spend to Much time Sitting and you'll get a fat-ass ( Trust Me thats A bad Thing )
6. Lose Of REAL Friends, And you'll need these when you read the rest for what it might do to you.
5. If you get too Obsessed, You'll go to google and search fo that fucker who pk'd/ ks'd/ Looted your shit/ or just called you a faggot.
4. If you get more obseesed then that you'll end up beating the hell outta someone. ( Trust me, Its happened, Look-up Everquest ) And you'll Go-to Jail, And Get Ass-raped, And they dont use lube in prison like you do At home on the comp.
The Top 3.
3. One word, Well Acronym. WoW
2. Online dating will not lead to getting you laid "IrL" Its Just Stupid.
And the Number One Reason Not to Mmo.....
1.Porn will become you're second most likely thing you'll look up on the internet, the first being quest, spell,or item location guides.
If this isnt good enough to win me that stuff, I'll think of another one.
You might start to see a trend of these blogs, This is because where i live there arent many Gamers, and the ones I hang out With Listen to the same stuff I do. Kay back on Track, So what is it that gets most Gamers pumped is it Rock, Rap, Or the other things ( There not important, lol Joking ) I listen to Rock like Disturbed, Static-x ect... But on other days Ill Listen to rap to get pumped up ( Southern Rap, Like Shop Boyz ) But what do other gamers listen to?
What else do most gamers do besides game? i Personally Bmx, And longboard, But in the case of the toher gamers what is it? And to become comepletly unrelated, who like the banner i spent 30 mintues on paint making?
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