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*makes fart sound with lips*
Oh wells.
@Reaprar
It's the same thing they say all the time, sure you'll be laughing the first couple of times you hear it, but surely by the fifth or seventh time you'll just be facepalming.
KNIVES! They killed Mischievious Sterling! I've been looking for you everwhere, man. I had to let someone know. No one would believe me, but you were there, man! You were there!
The night we took over Destructoid. Hush hush material.
Don't let anyone else see...
@vexed alex
I know!! When I woke up everything had disappeared!! For a moment I thought it might have been a dream...but I knew in my heart that it was real...
It was insane, man. They were so brutal. I...I never knew they could be so cruel.
First they shot staples into his palms. They started to pour battery acid in his eyes. It was horrible. I didn't see it, but they stapled his eyes open beforehand. "Good" Sterling went up to him and called him a cunt so many times I started to cry. Then he cut his throat with a Dynasty Warriors disc...and it was over.
I...Oh, God. It makes me wonder who Mischievous Sterling really is.
@vexed alex
I think you should lay low for a while good sterling might get you also =/, I don't he would like someone questioning his "goodness".