So, I was wearing
this shirt. I go to community college, where, downstairs in the cyber cafe, we have an assortment of gamers. Ranging from the crackaddicted yugioh players, to the wow nerds, to the "lemme kick your ass, I love violent video games" types.... I'm a jack of all trades in this aspect. Now then. The population of said video game community (if you can call us that) is about 99.8% guys. I'm friends with -most- of these guys. Because, frankly, some of them........ Lets just say they give you guys a bad name.
So, I'm standing there, talking about..... Something. And this guy, that was in my math class my first semester, whom I had dubbed as "the creepy stalker guy", because he literally followed me around one day-- came up. He saw my AWESOME shirt (seriously-- its the shit), and preceeded to go up, and TOUCH my chest, saying, "Oh. I'll choose run."
I can take jokes. The guys always debate what action to select..... I dunno why. But this..... person, had the audacity, to... randomly come up to me, and do that? No. Absolutely not.
Needless to say, a friend, Gabriel, had to "hold" me back. I even got to use the line, "OH MY GOD HOLD MY EARRINGS THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN!!! >=o" (Yes. I even did an angry face.)
Grr.
Girls don't play video games, wtf.
D:
Treat a lady like a lady, and treat your dick like a dick.
Jeeze. Well, best of luck with Community college. Last semester at mine! Then UC Berkely! All the way!
Next time summon his ass.
Tsk, us gamer guys...
Always with the classy pick up lines...
Plus, consider yourself fortunate. He probably thinks you've just taken his virginity. You're special to him.
You know, I was gonna say something, but that's way wittier then anything I could think of. Summoned a kick to his balls. lol.
oh yeah, welcome.
Is it weird that I love to see guys get the shit kicked out of them by women? That's weird, isn't it.
Then again, that's just my experience, you're gonna find socially akward "gamer" guys no matter where you go, it's their modus operandi.
No surprise that some people act like douchbags, but unfortunately thats the only way some people know how to act. Especially when there are no girls in particular sub group of people, each girl that enters is a previous commodity that is sought after and fought over, no matter what the cost.
It must be that the schools on the East Coast just suck balls.
i dunno what you be bitchin bout.
i would've castrated him twice before he realized it.
he got lucky that u didn't tear him to shreads.
My community college, well, crap. It, uh, had Jesse Jackson visit!
You win.
Also, welcome
"My dear friend and colleague would like to apologize for the lack of a YTMND Thursday this week, as he is busy in San Francisco, attending GDC and going to parties and probably groping the boobs of unsuspecting young ladies and doing lots of other awesome stuff."
COINCIDENCE? You be the judge.
Yar
I kid.
what.
If it had happened to me...
I don't know. I'd be scared. I'm not really violent.
I have friends like you to do the beating for me :)