I’d had my eye on Crayon Physics deluxe for a long while. After playing Crayon Physics, I enjoyed the game but it was in no way of “ZOMFG” calibre.
Then I got the E-mail from Kloonigames stating “ýCrayon Physics Deluxe is here”. “Delightful” I thought as I stumbled over to the official site and paid my $20.
Wow, what a game. I've barley turned it off since getting it, Just playing this gem makes me happy. If you’re ever annoyed at real life stuff, go play crayon physics deluxe and after 30 seconds of staring at the screen you will be totally oblivious to what was going on and thinking only of magical lands where midgets in tuxedos await your every command (no matter how filthy)
For example, As usual, my girlfriend is nagging me to “show her some attention” and “get off the computer” so, stay with me on this one, instead of just hitting her in the face and telling her to STFU, I actually listened to her and simply told her to STFU without hitting her. I now realise I don’t need to beat her ALL the time! Just the threat is enough to shut her up. Our relationship is doing so much better since.
(Yes, I am completely disgusting and depraved)
And for this, I thank Crayon Physics Deluxe for shining a ray of happiness into my cold, black heart, with it’s delightful graphics and ever soothing music…