I'm growing older all the time. It's getting to the point where it's embarrassing.
I think Dark Souls is a work of art that belongs in a museum. The Royal Ontario Museum disagrees, but I think I'm starting to wear them down.
When I was in grade 5 I went to school as Robin for Halloween. The costume was basically a pair of green lady tights and a tunic that had to be Velcroed at the crotch like a baby's onesie. My self esteem never fully recovered.
I believe Alan Wake was criminally under-appreciated. It's unclear if this notion stems from a legitimate love of the game, or my loyalty to any piece of media that is going to include tracks from Nick Cave, Poe, and Depeche Mode.
Some of my stuff has been front-paged. I'm super proud!
Last Friday I put out the call, looking for brave Destructoiders willing to defend Earth in our most desperate hour. Willing to go to any length to defeat the alien aggressors, to sacrifice their very humanity and laugh in the face of God if need be. Setting aside their own selves and allowing me to dress them in bright pink battle armour if and when the mood strikes me.
And you did not disappoint.
But, only one brave volunteer will walk away with a copy of XCOM: Enemy Unknown today, and that soldier is...
Zodiac Eclipse!Congratulations Zodiac, you're the proud new owner of a copy of XCOM: Enemy Unknown!
And congratulations to everyone else who entered. Maybe you didn't win a game today, but that's okay. You did win a chance at having your DNA spliced with Alien strands from a distant star that will turn you into some kind of mutant-hybrid, loved by neither God nor man, and that's pretty good too.
Thanks again everyone, I had a great time reading your responses!