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Frogger is stupid.
Woverine | 4:01 PM on 01.10.2009 18 comments




So I just got a new cell phone the other day and it came with a free demo of Frogger. I had never really gotten into it but I was bored so I started to play it. This game sucks. It makes absolutely no sense you play as a frog that dies when you fall into the water? Yeah, a FROG that dies in WATER! WTF? and look at that picture... I mean wtf is the difference between the "death water" and the little square of water you are supposed to get to? Speaking of those magical water squares it took me three deaths to realize that's where I was supposed to go... I thought i had to land on those green grass squares... which also end up in death. because that makes sense right? You can start out on the pavement and walk over the streets and logs and rocks but a nice green pasture is death? Wow, Frogger sucks.



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blehman's Destructoid Blog
The Atari called, it wants you to apologize.
garison's Destructoid Blog
Your forgetting it's a port of an atari game you big dummy head.
MEE's Destructoid Blog
The 80's called, the need there awesome game back.

also, you are around 28th years late.
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
Oh no you didn't.
nebones's Destructoid Blog
YOU'RE STUPID
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
That's blue paint. Not water. Blog about this when you become more educated on the subject.
fetusmilk's Destructoid Blog
never mind the water. why are the frogs and turtles as big as the cars?
MEE's Destructoid Blog
@fetusmilk - i think you're on something man...
dronkmunk's Destructoid Blog
You spelled wolvering wrong, just FYI
dronkmunk's Destructoid Blog
...and so can i
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
And DDR Universe is amazing?

That's right, I did look at your gamertag. SUCK IT!!!
Jesus H Christ's Destructoid Blog
I was thinking of picking up Centipede. Your thoughts?
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
You bought a new phone to find that out?
Woverine's Destructoid Blog
@fetus
holy crap your right! haha
and @ron.... yeah it sucks I know.. but at least I have a gamertag.. hah!yeah I looked.
Scrixx's Destructoid Blog
@Ron/Woverine

Woverine wins, LOL. Ownd.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
well, 20 years the game was fun and original. they put it on there because its a classic and has inspired alot of games. just like how Nosfaratu is a classic black and white silent film, you don't judge them based on todays CG fight scene loving crowd. that movie and the game has served history well and have found love in many fans. so, if you suck at frogger, the game doesn't suck, YOU SUCK and should go back to your easy gears of war.
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
It would be weird if I had a gamertag and no 360, wouldn't it?


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