on japanator

WTF is Destructoid? Read this first! Got news? email us

create an account | login

Home Buy & Sell Wii U PS Vita 360 PS3 Wii PC 3DS PSP Reviews Videos Blogs Forums Fight

Woverine's blog

RSS

Contact

About Me

edit

http://www.last.fm/user/Sms4001/

http://www.myspace.com/sms4001

Gamer Profile

edit

3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: TheSauc3

Following (1)

edit

Around the community:

Bloggers Wanted: Training

Your complete guide to Destructoid

Frogger is stupid.
Woverine \| 4:01 PM on 01.10.2009	18 comments

So I just got a new cell phone the other day and it came with a free demo of Frogger. I had never really gotten into it but I was bored so I started to play it. This game sucks. It makes absolutely no sense you play as a frog that dies when you fall into the water? Yeah, a FROG that dies in WATER! WTF? and look at that picture... I mean wtf is the difference between the "death water" and the little square of water you are supposed to get to? Speaking of those magical water squares it took me three deaths to realize that's where I was supposed to go... I thought i had to land on those green grass squares... which also end up in death. because that makes sense right? You can start out on the pavement and walk over the streets and logs and rocks but a nice green pasture is death? Wow, Frogger sucks.

Attached photos:

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

blehman

The Atari called, it wants you to apologize.

garison

Your forgetting it's a port of an atari game you big dummy head.

MEE

The 80's called, the need there awesome game back.

also, you are around 28th years late.

Jordan Devore

Oh no you didn't.

nebones

YOU'RE STUPID

fetusmilk

never mind the water. why are the frogs and turtles as big as the cars?

MEE

@fetusmilk - i think you're on something man...

dronkmunk

You spelled wolvering wrong, just FYI

dronkmunk

...and so can i

RonBurgandy2010

And DDR Universe is amazing?

That's right, I did look at your gamertag. SUCK IT!!!

Jesus H Christ

I was thinking of picking up Centipede. Your thoughts?

Takeshi

You bought a new phone to find that out?

Woverine

@fetus
holy crap your right! haha
and @ron.... yeah it sucks I know.. but at least I have a gamertag.. hah!yeah I looked.

Scrixx

@Ron/Woverine

Woverine wins, LOL. Ownd.

Qraze

well, 20 years the game was fun and original. they put it on there because its a classic and has inspired alot of games. just like how Nosfaratu is a classic black and white silent film, you don't judge them based on todays CG fight scene loving crowd. that movie and the game has served history well and have found love in many fans. so, if you suck at frogger, the game doesn't suck, YOU SUCK and should go back to your easy gears of war.

RonBurgandy2010

It would be weird if I had a gamertag and no 360, wouldn't it?

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

All editorial content, including blogs, comments, and forums written by our community, are protected by a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Destructoid aka ModernMethod is an independently-run company forged by our childhood love of video games and adulthood hatred mainstream video game press.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006