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I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.

I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.

I'm on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.

A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.

I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.

I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.

Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.

Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.

I'm a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.

Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.

My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.

I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.

I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.

I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.

I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.
- George Carlin, uttering the greatest speech ever spoken ever

Top ten favorite games of all time(random order, I can't decide between them):
1. Bioshock
2. Psychonauts
3. Metal Arms
4. Super Mario Galaxy
5. World of Warcraft
6. Shadow the Hedgehog (Yes, it's true, I loved that game)
7. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
8. Castlevania: SotN
9. Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
10. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
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First things first: To all the people who were pissed off at my first posting... Sorry. :P I couldn't help myself.

Anyway, I've been trolling Youtube for a while, and I came across a pocket of some very awesome vids of famous characters in pop culture being recreated using the create a character mode in Soul Caliber 3 and, of course, beating the snot out of each other. The one that really caught my eye, being the Phoenix Wright fanboy that I am, was the following of Mr. Wright himself and Miles Edgeworth going at it with swords. (Tell me you wouldn't want that to happen in the actual game) And I PROMISE this one isn't a Rickroll. If it is, you are free to beat me upside the head with a raw tuna.


*Originally uploaded by Lagi on Youtube*

I never really knew that the create a character feature could be so deep. I would of known if my PS2 didn't break and if Namco had released the game on multiple consoles like they did SC2. I still don't understand why they didn't do that, but that's beside the point. When I first heard about it, I dismissed it as just a way to distract gamers from realizing how many matches end in a cheap ring out. But now I see just how much potentional it had. Truly, the options were only as limited as the creators imagination. So I'm here to pose the question: What features in a game have you neglected because they seemed like a gimmick, but turned out to be pretty cool, or vice versa? The Sub Space Emmisary comes to mind for me.

Also,

*Originally posted by BlackChameleon on Youtube*








The following video is a sneak peek into one of the new areas for the World of Warcraft expansion, Wrath of the lich king.



Also, first blog post woot!