Maybe if you weren't so annoying.

Please, delete all this and just make a new account or something. No-one will ever know. I don't know who you are or what you've done, but i was once in your situation, i leant from my mistakes and now i'm probably still seen as the scum i always was. Difference is, i'm okay about it now, because i'm not the one being an ass... Incidentally, i've screwed up a couple of times here, but if you just let it go, people will generally ignore it all, and then you can just start over.

Anyway. I dunno what the hell has gone on here but i don't see why we have to suffer for it...

Oh and by the way (+2 awesome for spelling the whole phrase, go power leveling!), in the event that you're sinply going to spew your hate-farts all over me, I'm being nice here, and there is no need for such gaseous anal expletives.

Sounds good. Work your way up through the ranks of Dtoid and then dethrone anyone you don't like.

Best option would be to find several interesting things and just do a short write up on each, maybe add a funny image, and just edit the blogs you've already made. Post some shit from GameTrailers, like your favourite ScrewAtttack video or something. I dunno. Whatever you kids blog about these days.