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I'ma guy with ADHD, Dyslexia, Dyspraxia and a cool little spot above my eye. Also arthritic.


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Hi, Hello, Sup, Greetings, Salutations, What up bitches and any other welcome that you freaky marsupials use greet each other. I'm a teeny weeny bit late but I had errands to do and skeletal dragons to kill. Also I Herped the Derped all the way home. Yep, me nether.

Minecraft was finally released this week, which confused everyone with an IQ above 20. One of the first things Notch tweeted after it's release was that he was going on vacation... for the third time this year. Da fuq dude?

News that a new game-to-movie conversion was in the works, this time being a move of Rampage. I wish I was Joking about this one. No info on it's release, But who diddly dumb f**k cares. Furries Probably.

A law that will almost (if not completly) destroy the online gaming community called SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) is being put through the US justice clusterf**k. Ironically it would do anything but stop piracy. First time I saw the word SOPA I thought it was something you use to wipe your ass with. After reading into it, I know it is.

Horror hit those waiting for the next great hack 'n slash, Torchlight was delayed until "early 2012". Good thing in my opinion since it will only be going up against shitty sequels Mass Effect 3 and Max Payne 3. And the poor man's Torchlight "Diablo 3".

Sorry again my Filipino amigos. Although why I am apologising I have no idea since you should be liking my feet with gratitude... I have weird fantasy's. Don't look at me like that, damnit. See ya next week peps.

Before I start this weeks blog and begin the assault upon your brains a heads up of what I've done for the past few days: SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM. Well some other games came out to but who da f**k cares. There I said, WHAT KNOW HATERS!? Beside that only a few things caused my crapbox to kick start and get working. Onwards to crappy photoshop mudda fudgas.

Gabe Newell had something new to add to his resume this past week. As well as having Jim Sterling sized moobs as well as GIVING OUT HIS OWN DAMN PASSWORD, he dropped the biggest proverbial bollock of the lot when it was announced Valve had been hacked. Serves the blubber filled buffon right for making us wait so damn long for Half life 3.

The latest edition to Bobby Kotick's pension fund (otherwise known Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3) was released this braking all kinds bla bla bla bla bla bla bla with a banana peal. Seriously even O J Simpson would cry at that shit.

The latest edition in the "Elders Scrolls" games was released this week titled SKYRIM. As you'd expect it had random dragon encounters, horses that could ride then said dragons and giants that could smack bears over mountains... All of what I just said is true by the way. Also interesting to note is that anyone who doesn't like it is into insest and chases orphans around in clown costumes. Those sick bastards!

This one is for all the Sony lovers out there that like you're wallets being raped. Sony announced a "UMD Passport" which will allow people to get there past PSP games for "A discounted price". Basically what their saying is "Thanks for supporting out shitty platform, for that loyalty we're gong to f**k you over by charging you for games you already bought". Sony everybody. Leading the way in showing they know jack shit about there fan base since 2006.

Well that's the end of another week of me crying out for attention. Hopefully you got something out of this, because I sure as didn't. Also quick note I'm going to be doing a new blog this week (hopefully) about my first day in Skyrim. Keep an eye out for it.

See ya next week fish lovers.

Bit of advice before I start this week, NEVER ask an Eskimo to dance. Turns out dance translates into "eat my guts while I still live" and don't ask how I know this. Just another one of those weeks. Hopefully that hasn't put you off the Eskimos, those beautiful cannibalistic ba****ds. And now for the blog my sweet toothed ball busters.

Well a new Rainbow Six game was announced this week titled "Rainbow Six Patriots". No gameplay other than what they would like to do. If the video is anything is to go by, then get ready for "Heavy rain : Gameplay Edition". Basically, it looks like shite.

From Software announced this week that Dark Souls has shipped 1.5 million copies worldwide. Also released this week was the worldwide crime statistics, showing a massive increase in assault and murder cases. I blame the damn Eskimos.

So anyone remember Dead Island? That bland, boring, glitchy unfinished piece of... anyway turns out the cocky little turtles at Techland may be making a sequel. Apparently called "Dead World" it will take place on a ferry which is inhabited by irradiated poodle dogs and armadillos.

So the nominees for the VGAs Game of The Year where announced this week (yes, people still give a damn about the VGAs for some reason), and many a Gears of War fanboy cried out in rage because Portal 2 was nominated and not their beloved Gears 3. My choice for this year is that the VGAs just falls over and dies before slowly choking Geoff Keighley with its stench of cheapness.

Well I'm off to hunt down the last of the Eskim... I mean peeping toms who stole my bike. Also, I'm off to seek out new stories and terrible puns. May actually become bearable at some point. Have fun and see you next week toiders.

I'M BAAAAACK. Grab you pitchforks and light your torches because I'm bringing sexy time back. well, kind of I mean... screw it, I have self esteem issue's and there's not a damn thing one of you imaginary pickle lovers can say about it. I'm doing these blogs whether you like or not. If you do like them however, you should probably socialise a bit more. ONWARDS TO COOKIES!

One of the most awesome things I've seen the past two weeks was a live action trailer for Skyrim. What impressed me so much was the fact they managed to make something around the fantasy genre look cool. Then I remembered all the Scrolls geeks and drowned in my tears.

So some cocky little ba****d thought he'd pull the tough guy routine and play Dark Souls, and complete in 1 hour, 26 minuets and 28 seconds. And to rub salt in the wound of us mere mortals he then KNOWINGLY deletes the save. The snot nosed unicorn rapist.

So Grand Theft Auto 5 was announced this week with many a psychotic gamer getting their guns out ready to kill the unsuspecting public with excitement. Well that's what Fox news said anyway. All I want to see is how they've improved the hooker physics when I strangle them.


Doctor Who had to work over time this week people. By some Black Magic Harrison Ford was made to play Uncharted 3 and, well... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT! INDIANA F**KING JONES PLAYING NATHAN DRAKE IN UNCHARTED!

And because I made a (sort of) promise, here's a My Little Pony pumpkin for manasteel88. Don't say I never did anything for you brother.

And there comes to an end my delusion made real for another week (well, two weeks this time). Be sure to spread you venom over this blog. It just make me stronger. Have a good week and Happy Halloween.

OW HAI. HOW ARE YOU? HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE? These questions and many more rolled through my head this past week. Trying to find out the meaning of life, or the purpose of rotten fish. But one question pops up more than any other... why the hell does patrick stewart's head look like a giant boob? also i did some doodles on some moderately funny pictures. with some words underneath. This might as well be playboy.

Jak and Dexter was announced to be getting HD'd this week with Naughty Dog still laughing there asses off at the online pass for Uncharted 3. I will always remember Jak and Dexter because it introduced me to the fabulous world of FURRIES.

Brace yourself folks, Leisure Suit Larry is getting a sequel. Do I really have to make a joke about this? There's a cat picture above. He is disappoint.

Remember that thing that was a thing 6 months back with Sony? Noooo, not that thing the other thing about about hacking. Well turns out the RECOCKULOUS bugger suits at Sony might have done it again with another hacking attempted this past week. I knew that 100 on rainbow midget S&M sextapes wasn't mine. Midgets are unnatural and should be feed to the honey Badgers. Yeah,I went their.

Well the waves and flashes of stupidity and all around dumb assery of my brain came to an abrupt end. partly due to work, partly due to the body's I need to get rid of. TOTALLY because Spongebob and My little Pony came on TV. Don't judge me, because i don't care. LOLKTHXBI. See ya next toiders.

Well hot diggity damn it's that time of the week again. Unfortunately not many things caught my artistic eye this week. Yeah I said artistic, you think I've never heard of leonardo dicaprio and that Mona Lisa he did. Also I have no chance of having the most f**ked up blog this week due to the fact Occams electric toothbrush has one this week. So yeah, dick move dude, dick move. ONWARD WITH THE CRAPPY HUMOUR!

The eagerly awaited second coming of Jesus from id Tech (otherwise known as RAGE) was released this week leaving gamers, ironically, Raging (I am a genius). A multitude of issues caused the game to fall fowl of a few gamers and critics alike. The main glitch I had with it was the fact that I couldn't play in the HUGE OPEN WORLD that was promised.

The end of the world is upon us folks. Confirmation that a FarmVille movie is in the works. Whatever gods you people pray too, you'ed best start praying. AND DON'T. F**KING. STOP!

The big build up to the full sony "Long Live Play" trailer this week reached fever pitch with it's release. And it turned out to be the best disappointment in the history of ever. Seriously, it's like watching a bus full of orphans crashing and exploding before seeing a phoenix rise from the ashes. It's that damn awesome.

Well another bad blog from yours truly is done for another week. I would say I hope you enjoyed it but if you did, get yourself checked out. I have no idea where I have been for the past week. See ya'll on the outer fringes of my mind next week.