Something Something DOTA 2 GIVE AWAY YA SCRUBS

So two weeks ago I decided I needed DOTA . Not want, but NEED. I proceeded to show my need by following a complete stranger into a van after being promised candy, even though I asked if he had DOTA 2. The next two days are fuzzy BUT, I do remember horses. Also sheep. Lots and lots of majestic looking, flying sheep. Cut a long story short, I didn't get one. Ended up bribing someone on the net.

Fast-forward to two days ago and Valve sends me a 12 of these mother thumpers. Thought about selling them for "sexual favors", turns out no is up for "licking in between my toes". So I thought "Huh, if only there was a place where I could off load all these OH SHIT A SPIDER KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT. . .". After a bloody war that took the lives of many a prostitute I thought that maybe you guy may want them. I have 12 to give away and it's first come, first serve.

All you need to do is comment Or suck my toes, either will do. Just be sure to put your Steam ID below. And to finish off, I give you . . . this guy.




FYI I did nothing to the picture above, Tis 100% legit. Spread the word if you're not interested, I would like to give them all out. Thanks again and see ya next blog DToiders.