Hey what is up and welcome to another crappy ass tasting blog where nothing gets accomplished, procrastination levels get over 9000 and you all want to kill me that little bit more painfully. Also I give advice on improving your love life, tip for this week: THEY WILL ONLY DISAPPOINT YOU. Onwards...
What on Earth caused the Pope to seize up in surprise, Justin Biebers balls to drop and Madonna to act her age. That's right... ASSASSINS CREED 3 WAS ANNOUNCED!!! "WHAT?!?" I hear you ask "A game series only outdone in it's release schedule by the Call of Duty games? Surely not!" I'm afraid So. Not only that, but it got a firm release date of 30th October 2012 too.
Following up on their money grab... I mean ingenious plan to release GTA3 on smartphones, Rockstar have said they will be releasing Max Payne on ios and android systems this year. Not only that but the game will have all new HD textures. MONEY GRABBING ASSHOLES.
In what I can only imagine people jumping for joy before changing their underwear this past week, Frictional games announced a new Amnesia game titled "Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs" in colaboration with thechineseroom (the guys behind Dear Esther). Basically, pre pair to shit yourselves again.
In something of a, how you say, SURPRISE this week, a new set of Pokemon games where announced. But not any old Pokemon games, direct sequels to Pokemon Black & White. Could it be that mabey, juuust maybe, the developers are running out of ideas for Pokemon? NOOOO surely not, I mean with such stellar stories like Red and blue. And who could forget the heart ripping, roller coaster ride that was Gold and Silver. *Pokerface.jpeg*
Alan Wake was released for PC this past 2 weeks, and in what made Microsoft look a bit fuck-nut stupid, not only did it make its money back, but did so in style. The style being recouping all PC production costs in 48 hours. OW MICROSOFT, You redface pillock twots.
Mr. Andy Dixon at his weekly MDA (Mountain Dew Anonymous) meeting
Who bought Killzone 3... anyone? Anyone at all... Well here's your chance to try out the online portion of said title for, wait for it... FREE. Yep, starting the 28th February you can download the online component of Killzone 3. The catch? Although you can play as much as you want, your character can only level up to level 10. Also all the DLCs come free if the online too. so go get it I guess.
And in a late arrival to this blog Jet Set Radio is getting a rerelease on PSN, Xbox Live and PC. Have to mention this because my twitter feed would not shut up about. HAPPY NOW MOM!
Well This was a long old trek through my wasteland of a brain this week wasn't it? So lets find out the winner from the last blog shall we...
Elsa. Congrats on the win. The cookies are in the oven as we speak Mandarin. And here is this blogs entry...