Well hello there my dear fellows and welcome to another blog in which I act out my fantasy's with barbed wire, blow torches and Paula Deen's refrigerator. Another eventful fortnight has passed and I have yet to sleep so let us begin.
For those looking for the next manly man's game in which you are a shooty soldier who shots things with guns, bad news I'm afraid. Ghost Recon: Future Soldier has been delayed until may. Originally meant to release in March, but due to Mass Effect 3 was pushed back... Oh come on like there was any other reason.
Well hot shit-a-brick with a puddle stick, those of you unlucky enough to have bought SKYRIM on PS3 (me damn well included) are in with a bit of luck. Bethesda has the 1.4 patch gearing up and ready to go for January and looks to be the one that solves those pesky frame rate issues. Well, a two month wait isn't bad.
Twisted Metal has a release date of February 14. David Jaffe pissed people off because he's David "Fecking" Jaffe.
In something that both confused, delighted and all around mind f**ked the gaming world last week, a new XCOM game was announced. This one (called XCOM Enemy Unknown) is sticking to the original XCOM gameplay formula as an isometric strategy style. So will all the cry babies stop whining about it trying to be Call of Duty now please? Thought not.
Well Dark Souls got mentioned in the same sentence as PC and ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! Petitions where set up to get the game to PC and YouTubers like Total Biscuit where even giving it go. No word yet on what's happening, but get the tissues at the ready, and lube just in case.
Rumours have been flying about the past few days that THQ had cancelled their entire 2014 game line-up. No reason was given other than Saints Row The Third had sold a shit ton. Althought they came out yesterday and said that this was false due to the fact they have not touched the cocaine fund, so they're good until 2015 at least.
Well that was a long and convoluted blog, Even for me. But before I say sayonara the caption contest, and last weeks winner was...
Congrats on that. It made me laugh a good 36 seconds. and this weeks caption is...
Make of it what you will. I call it masturbation material. Have a good two weeks Dtoiders and see you next time.