So heeey... Been a while. 3 weeks? really?! sorry about that but I'm Muslim and had all these backed up holidays and I had to use them. Any who...
Well I picked a hell of a time to disappear with everything that happened. So lets jump straight in and get this monstrosity of a blog started.
Bethesda announced that SKYRIM Has shipped 10 million copies since launch. Not bad for a poor mans WoW. It isn't even online for STD sake. Jokes aside it was the second biggest release of last year. Second only to Dark Souls.
Looks like Square Enix found themselves in a very compromising situation. They left themselves wide open it seems to being penetrated by hackers, it would appear with obvious concerns to users information. Fortunately the offenders left without anything embarrassing being leaked.
Aaa S.T.A.L.K.E.R., the game played when Fallout 3 on very hard was too easy for people. With 3 games and over 4 million units sold, when is the official S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 coming out... never? Apparently GSC Game World was being shut with S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 going with them it seemed. But the official twitter offered a sign of hope saying an olive branch had come up and perhaps not all was lost. more news is due in January. Cross those pie fingering fingers.
This ones been done to death so I'll give a brief description:
Guy called paul gets asked question about product via email he PR's for. Acts unprofessional.
Gets called out on being dick by customer, proves said person correct in assumption.
Costumer makes clear that Paul is being dick, Paul reverts into online teenage gamer mode. Is not very Effective.
Mike Krahulik of Penny arcade and PAX fame sees e-mails and paul being dick. Paul becomes provoked.
Paul acts out saying he knows the Mayor of Boston and the yellow power ranger. Also has booth at germany (???).
Mike Krahulik says paul not allowed at PAX. Mike uses confusion, IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
24 HOURS LATER
Paul becomes quickest internet meme in history.
Loses job for behaviour. Holds former company's e-mails hostage.
Paul faints. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLIg6WT7zM
Well that was a fun one. And the winner from the caption competition last time was... Corduroy Turtle!!!
Yes he was the only one to enter, still quite an awesome caption though:
And here's this weeks caption:
Extra cookies if you know who the guy is. And yes there is a specific reason for the choise. Three words:
Be inventive this week folks. Please.
see ya next time Toiders.