Hello my dystopian Necrophiliacs and welcome to that time of week where I basically vent my anger and rage at kitties and sickeningly cute pictures of the world. No guess that the VGAs have a part in this weeks blog so feel free to tune out now...
Still here? Then LET'S GET THIS S**T DONE SON!
In a piece of what can only be described as witchcraft Bastion (developed by supergiantgames) was released for Chrome... The web browser. And you thought Skyrim was a technical marvel, you silly sociopaths.
Rumours were abound this past week that Shigeru Miyamoto was retiring, creating a s**t storm of unprecedented natural disasters... like shareholders pooping themselves. Nintendo later made it clear he wasn't retiring and just focusing on "Smaller Projects". Good save Nintendo, good save.
VGAs happened. Guy dressed in Army gear and T-bagged people on stage. felicia day went bobbing for cupcakes. Basically their the MTV awards of gaming.
The new Xbox dashboard update was released this past week and HOLY HELL WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU NETFLIX? To be far they also integrated kinect more and adverts taking up a big part of the dashboard. But don't worry, you still ONLY pay $60 dollars to keep LIVE running.
Well that's pretty much all the stuff I can do without going to jail for. And I also had an Idea (which I TOTALLY didn't rob off Corduroy Turtle I swear), where I'll put a picture up and see who can come up with the best caption. The winner will get internet cookies. Disclaimer: Winner will not in fact get internet cookies
So here's your picture for this week
Happy trails and have a good week my Dtoid chums. See ya next week.