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Rubbish News (with Crappy Pictures) #11 Pepper Spray You're Mum Edition

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Hello and welcome to this weeks poorly written blog for news from the past 2 weeks. Yes, last week I had a very bad case of the "Kill all the nuns and hide the body's". Or as you call them, Mondays. No worry's, I managed to get the blood out of my hair. Eventually.





Remember a while back when Dead Space 3 was *sort of* announced with a bunch of information as to what it was going to be about. Well turns out a WHOLE load of information has has leaked about the future of the Dead Space, including a First Person Shooter, a flight style game and an "Uncharted" like dead Space. Well f**k a doodle doo, they really want to ruin this francise early don't they.





Sony fanboys nearly went bats**t crazy these past 2 weeks when it was rumoured Fumito Ueda had left Sony. Don't know who he is? THEN GET SOME CULTURE YOU BRAINLESS TWOT. Basically he's the guy making The Last Guardian. Yes the game is still in development. No I don't know how manly children I've sacrificed to keep it alive. Lost count at 23.





Black Friday happened last Thursday and to my surprise not a damn Black pudding or penguin was to be seen in the states. But a woman pepper spraying 20 people so she could get a Xbox 360 was to be seen. Well, sort of.





Oceans parted, statues cried, clouds danced in memories and a bowel movement happened somewhere in the world in memoriam of this event. That's right, the parody twitter account of Peter Molyneux, known as Peter Molydeux was suspended. Thankfully it's back up and continues with it's awesome tweets like "You know in cut scenes when it says "3 months later..."? What if the game ACTUALLY locked your save file for 3 months?"





Something to do with Half Life 3 with a little merit behind it and the Internet exploded. Cows give birth. Occams electric toothbrush said something unhumanly weird but awesome. All these things have happened in the past 2 weeks but the one I'm talking about is Half Life 3 being possibly, emphasis on the *POSSIBLY* announced.

Well thats enough mind f**kery for this blog. Be sure to troll me about Half Life 3 and how messed up in my non-existant brain I am. Also come back in about a week to see my next blog if for some reason you had a giggle out of this.

See ya next time Toiders.
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About Welshedderzone of us since 4:57 PM on 06.09.2011

I'ma guy with ADHD, Dyslexia, Dyspraxia and a cool little spot above my eye. Also arthritic.

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