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Videogames ARE a Substitute For a Meaningful Relationship

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Brütal Legend Makes Me Sad

There is little doubt in my mind that Brütal Legend will be brilliant. Psychonauts is one of the best games ever made. I wish I had easy access to Tim Schaefer's other games but I don't have a DeLorean and even if I did, it...



I don't have a Wii. Even if I could find one, I couldn't afford it (I'm super-duper un-full-time-employed). So that's why I'm not playing METROID PRIME 3. But my younger brother was good enough to not take his Gamecube to col...


E3 2007: I'm Not There

Not to diminish the experience of all the journalists that get to go to E3 and actually play the games and meet industry professionals, but as far as announcements and trailers go, I'm pretty much getting the same thing excep...


Wind? Awoken!

Well, I finally beat WIND WAKER. I didn't come anywhere close to 100% completion, but I picked it up because I was falling behind on major Zelda games (sorry handheld Links!) that I had yet to beat. I'm in no rush to jump i...


4:30 AM - Frozen Chicken Fingers

I think one of the greatest achievements in our history is the self-service check-out. Not only can you not yell at yourself for going to damn slow or not being able to scan a product, but it removes the judgment. I could b...


Greed Kicks Wisdom's ASS

So over the past few weeks, I've been scrapping to get a 360. Not the high system failure rate (Peter Moore isn't a shitty tipper, he just doesn't understand how to do percentages) nor the investment of not only games, XBOX ...


About WantonDistractionone of us since 12:08 AM on 03.08.2007

I play the most dangerous game of all--Scrabble. What, did you think I was going to say "hunting people"? That's sick. Also, expensive.

My favorite games of all time? Let's the run list!

1. Final Fantasy VII
2. Super Mario Bros. 3

[#1 and 2 frequently switch positions depending on how I'm feeling that day; the point is they're both better than you]

3. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
4. Chrono Trigger [which I actually have the Super Nintendo cartridge and will one day send my potential spawn to college as I imagine the selling price for that item will doubtless rise with the rate of inflation]
5. Super Mario RPG
6. Psychonauts
7. Mario Kart DS
8. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
9. Kingdom Hearts
10. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

And what am I playing now? Well, look me up on XBox Live and you'll see.


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