Hey D-Toid. I am the WankerJist, but you can call me Wanker for short. Just don't call me Shirley: you haven't earned the right yet.


You are a dirty, dirty man, Charlie Brown.

Anyways, you might know my brother Masterledz from the forums. He's a long-time D-Toider, though of late, he hasn't posted anything because he's kinda busy in the real world. I kinda got side-tracked after doing my intro forum post a while back (you can see that on my bio on the right, if you're interested) and haven't posted since. For shame. My brother and I occasionally do video game related costumes. I'm doing Ness this year (complete with Mr. Saturn!).


Ah, the days when I couldn't grow a real mustache. I'm the leading man on the left, btw.

On with the games. I play video games a lot. I'll play almost everything, outside of maybe the Madden-type games (though I'm coming around on those, I owned NCAA 09 at one point). The only modern system I lack is the PS3, which I hope to get this Christmas. I just got a PSP-3000, along with Gran Turismo, Dissidia, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Jeanne D'Arc.

I hope to contribute to the community soon. I read this site everyday and am particularly interested in the monthly musings. You guys have some very interesting things to say about the art of video games. When I have the time, I'll post my thoughts here.

In the meantime, I'm back. Also, ladies, I'm looking for a video game-playing companion. Not just because I'm single, but also because I only know of one girl on my XBL list who plays. My only requirement is that you don't consistently get caught by a certain green-shelled King. <(o.o<)


The Princess is always in another castle. Sigh.