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Soul Calibur IV: How to fix it Part 1/2 (No mentions of Star Wars)
WDot | 8:28 AM on 01.10.2008 14 comments


Dear Namco,
I've been casually following your Soul Calibur series since I got II for the Gamecube, and I'm rather disappointed with where it's going. Seriously, why has Tittymania struck your team so badly? Just look at what you've done:



Normally I'm not a huge fan of Ivy, but in this game I just feel sorry for her. She has a freaking tourniquet on her boobs. If she doesn't hurry up and win the fight so she can undress somewhere all airflow will be cut off and she'll need her chest amputated.

By the way, here's the progression of Sophitia from Soul Edge to Soul Calibur 4:



Awesome, so the supposedly pure Greek mother is one step away from a wardrobe malfunction with her "nursing action" triple G cup breasts.

Even my favorite non-slut, Cassandra, is testing the advantages of small, tight-fitting clothing that can easily be slashed off during a fight!



And no, Taki's boobs have not gotten any more realistic for an athletic, stealthy ninja.

Namco. You have a solid fighting system. The horizontal slash/vertical slash/kick thing works. The 8 way step makes moving around the arena fast. Heck, you already know how to make a fighting game that doesn't rely on boobs because you have the Tekken series, which is going on into number SIX. Why do you need to make this mass-market hentai crap?

Seriously, the reason I eventually sold Soul Calibur III was because I realized I was only playing it for the hot girls, and there really needs to be more than that in a fighting game to make it good. In the next article I'll go over some goofups in Soul Calibur III gameplaywise and how you can fix them and make Soul Calibur IV a truly awesome game.

The next article isn't going to be totally negative, I promise! =P



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balth's Destructoid Blog
Did you SEE the tits on vader?


Sorry, couldn't resist!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Soooooo you don't like boobs?
happyorangeman's Destructoid Blog
I would agree...except I'm a guy so Woo-Hoo!
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Honestly, I don't mind the boobs at all. Actually I'll admit to liking them. They are going a little overboard in this one, but it's not going to hurt the gameplay or anything. If they started using the boobs as a gimmick (cough*DOA*cough) then I guess I'd agree with you more but it's not.
WDot's Destructoid Blog
blehman: If Soul Calibur was a game where you, say, had sex with your opponents instead of fought them to the death, then their costumes would be reasonable. In fact, that would be a rather interesting game. But the female athletes I see in sports tend to not have massive breasts or clothes that are practically going to rip themselves off. I don't mind a little fantasy, but Soul Calibur is trying to sell itself solely on breasts. I'm just afraid that the gameplay will suffer because pretty visuals and pretty girls are the focus, like what happened with Soul Calibur III.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
@WDot

Yeah, well the female athletes I see in sports would get alot better ratings if they had massive breasts and clothes that were falling off. And as long as the fighting mechanics are good, why does it matter what them girls is wearing? I do have to admit, I'm not a big fighting game fan (I'll play them, but won't usually buy them), so I know not how SC3 played, but it doesn't really seem giving them full length dresses and chastity belts is going to "fix" SC4.

Also, If Soul Calibur was a game where you had sex with your opponents to death, I think I'd be a loyal follower.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
@blehman

Actually, that game is called Battle Raper........I'm serious, google it. There's two of them.
WDot's Destructoid Blog
blehman: I'm not asking for chastity belts or full length dresses, but if you are, say, fighting against a guy who has a sword, and it only takes one good accidental slash for you to be completely naked, your costume probably isn't a good one to fight with. It's about as realistic as fighting with stilts or high heels. I'm not offended or whatever by the costumes, I just think it's silly and that if they don't watch themselves they WILL go the way of DOA in terms of banking on sex appeal.

Although I completely agree with the sex-with-your-opponents game idea, but that should be its own game, not as a minigame in a fighting game.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Giant boobs are a staple of SC now, and theres nothing you can do to change that
blehman's Destructoid Blog
@WDot

Look at that top picture. Besides the large breasteses, what stands out. IMO it's the sword that's a freaking whip. I don't think realism is what they're going for here. That, and the games should play more like Bushido Blade since they're fighting with weapons.

And I see where you're going with this, I don't want to argue, I just think it's odd that you want to back up the "I want this not to be over-the-top boobalicious" arguement by saying that the costumes are killing the realism. And I do agree that it looks like they're starting to go down the DOA path of banking on sex appeal.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
@Guitar Atomik

I remember seeing something about that game. However, the freaking wiki page is semi-NSFW. And I'm at work. Imagine my surprise.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
I'd have to agree with blehman. Soul Caliber has never been about realism, it's about what's the most fun and outlandish. Like Bleh said, if they were going for any amount of realism, this game would be one-hit-one-kill.

I understand your fears of the ART direction of the game, but it really only affects the ART direction not game play.To argue that the costumes and characters should look different because it's not practical is almost as ridiculous as the people saying Darth Vader and Yoda don't belong in the game because light sabers would cut through anything.

It's a GAME! Have fun with it!
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
I'm actually in agreeance with WDot. I think they're going too far.

Also, Ivy =/= sexy
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
Ivy was sexy before the above abomination. Seriously...wtf did they do to her?


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