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11:53 PM on 12.08.2008  

BLU-RAY... WIN?! It's possible...

So Best Buy decided to exchange my Band Of Brothers after I waited in line. Twice. For an hour. Why? Because I love holiday shoppers. It was awesome!

Will it be WIN, or a repeat of delicious FAIL?!

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2:39 AM on 12.08.2008  

BLU-RAY FAIL!

This sucks, I'm pissed, I don't wanna deal with Best-Buy customer service tomorrow.

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11:03 PM on 11.14.2008  

TOTAL DOOM!!

LIVE keeps fragging out! WTF!!!
ANGRY!!

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10:12 PM on 06.09.2008  

BOOBIE thrashing in Age Of Conan - Hyborian Adventures!

For some reason all the women in my Age Of Conan have thrashing boobies. Every few seconds their thingies just shake violently from side to side. It's awesome. Anybody else getting the boobie thrash in their game?

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PC Specs
Athlon 64 X2 6400+ 3.20GHz
EVGA 8800GT SSC x2
4 GB RAM
Vista 64
PhysX Card (CLEARLY this must be causing it)   read


1:48 PM on 05.31.2008  

CONTEST!!!! Win some SERIOUS X-Box LIVE time!

Calling all D-Toiders! I got some tasty free LIVE time to give you!!

ULTRA MEGA GRAND PRIZE (2 Winners) - 1 Month FREE LIVE Subscription
2nd Place Monster Prize (1 Winner) - 6 Days FREE LIVE Subscription
3rd Place Mini Prize (1 Winner) - 2 Days FREE LIVE Subscription

How to win??? EASY!!!
All you have to do is TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!! That's right, TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!!
In case you don't know what it is, here is a sample...

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Make a video of you doing the dance and post it in the comments. BE SURE to say DESTRUCTOID ROCKS or I LOVE DESTRUCTOID somewhere in your video so we all know it's you! : )

On Monday, me and a panel of 2 other Truffle Shuffle experts will judge all entries to determine who has the most impressive moves, so the entry deadline is Monday 6PM CT.

By the way, if you get some hot babes to Truffle Shuffle along with you in the video, that will greatly increase your winning chances. If you get Jim Sterling to do the Truffle Shuffle, that will increase your winning chances by 100% because it would be absolutely amazing!

Have fun!! : )   read


11:47 PM on 05.10.2008  

Fresh VG music to jiggle those eardrums.

Here's some hot tunage I wrote and recorded a few months ago, hope you guys dig!

It was made for a little flash game my friend was working on as a school project. The game was total fail but it had the sweetest theme - aliens in a medieval setting!

Everything you hear is real instruments, nothing computer generated. Oh, and these are loopable too, so that's why they all kind of cut off at the end.

Menu music to get you pumped!
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Round 1 music which was a top-down shooter, alien space ship vs. dragon!
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After round 1 the alien and dragon rider fall from the sky and you battle in the air.
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Some more intense falling!
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The final side fighter sequence of the game after you fall to the ground.
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BATTLE!!
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BATTLE!!!!
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If you want to here some more of my excretions I got some here...

http://www.voytak.com/Voytak_Home.html

Let me know if you like! : )   read


5:32 PM on 04.17.2008  

HEY... STOP STABBING ME!!!!

I need this movie. Someone help me, please!

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11:18 PM on 02.06.2008  

Chocobo hat is AMAZING! It make you go wild.

I finally got my Chocobo hat from Rio and it is absolutely incredible! I love it and it totally exceeded my expectations in every department. It is very fashionable, looks fantastic, fits perfectly, and most importantly.... the ladies love it! When I put it on though, it makes me go wild. Dig it...

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I also made an unwrapping video to document the epicness...

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Thanks again a ton for the hat Rio! Keep up the great work!   read


1:18 AM on 01.20.2008  

Broken Rock Band gear? Here's how you fix it OXM style!

A fellow D-Toiter has been having some Rock Band guitar problems so I am just contributing

this DIY fix it article that was in the Official X-Box mag this month. I figured I might as well

share this with everyone because I am sure there are others of you out there with defective

instruments. I played earlier today actually and I can tell my guitar is slowly losing mojo :(

that strum bar ain't what it used to be!


Yeah sure I guess you can send it to EA and they can do it for free but why not just stick it to

the man and do it on your own for funsies? I pick funsies!


Good luck and keep rockin' hard you rock stars! \m/^_^\m/



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AHH! MEGA ROCK DESTRUCTION WHALEASAURUS STYLE!

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9:14 PM on 01.16.2008  

Why the Wii makes my life so difficult.

Ladies and gentlemen for countless ages I have been yearning for the ultimate gaming
experience, and ever since the Wii came out last November I thought my profound
gaming thirst would be quenched forever. I was Wiiless until January, then I finally
got my obese hands on one at Toys "R" Us after wrestling this sweet older Asian lady
for it. She said she was getting it for her kids, so naturally I told her that I was
on a mission from god. She didn't like that so she just went all whaleasaurus on me,
but it was alright because I had my spatula with me so I made her smell what the
Voytek is cooking. Don't worry, it smells good.

So anyway, now I feel like it was all a wasted effort because my Wii experience for
the past 12 months has been deeply dissapointing. I have purchased 18 games for it
so far, and each next one has been more dissapointing than the previous one. Wowza,
I just realised that 18 * $50 = somewhere between a lot and a mega ton of money. So
all the Wii really did so far is help me not be rich, and yet I still persist, eating
up all it has to offer, blindly believing THIS NEXT GAME WILL BE THE ONE!

Oh but wait, that's not all it does to make life hard...

-It is so cutely shaped like a little white brick, thus I have to constantly fight
the urge to defenestrate it.

-When there's an update it turns my room into a discoteque and asks me for a cookie.
All that blinkin' just makes me wanna feed it a Blu-Ray Disc and see if it blows up.

-People at work make fun of my Wii. Constantly. But, I don't blame them. I
probably would too if they had Wiis.

-It has way too many tempting titles such as Horsez 2 and the Kidz Sportz series. I
just can't say no to that!

-That rotten controller expects me to move more than my thumbs. Whaleasaurus does
not approve.

-Always beats me at staring contests.


HELP ME! Will I ever get my gaming fix? That Wii just sits there stalking my every
move, milking my wallet as I slowly spiral into depression. My shark gun is on the
way, maybe that's just what I need to be complete?

It just hurts so much because I can't have what I desire.

Hail Destructoid!!!

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