For some reason all the women in my Age Of Conan have thrashing boobies. Every few seconds their thingies just shake violently from side to side. It's awesome. Anybody else getting the boobie thrash in their game?



PC Specs
Athlon 64 X2 6400+ 3.20GHz
EVGA 8800GT SSC x2
4 GB RAM
Vista 64
PhysX Card (CLEARLY this must be causing it)

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In case you don't know what it is, here is a sample...



Make a video of you doing the dance and post it in the comments. BE SURE to say DESTRUCTOID ROCKS or I LOVE DESTRUCTOID somewhere in your video so we all know it's you! : )

On Monday, me and a panel of 2 other Truffle Shuffle experts will judge all entries to determine who has the most impressive moves, so the entry deadline is Monday 6PM CT.

By the way, if you get some hot babes to Truffle Shuffle along with you in the video, that will greatly increase your winning chances. If you get Jim Sterling to do the Truffle Shuffle, that will increase your winning chances by 100% because it would be absolutely amazing!

Have fun!! : )

Here's some hot tunage I wrote and recorded a few months ago, hope you guys dig!

It was made for a little flash game my friend was working on as a school project. The game was total fail but it had the sweetest theme - aliens in a medieval setting!

Everything you hear is real instruments, nothing computer generated. Oh, and these are loopable too, so that's why they all kind of cut off at the end.

Menu music to get you pumped!


Round 1 music which was a top-down shooter, alien space ship vs. dragon!


After round 1 the alien and dragon rider fall from the sky and you battle in the air.


Some more intense falling!


The final side fighter sequence of the game after you fall to the ground.


BATTLE!!


BATTLE!!!!


If you want to here some more of my excretions I got some here...

http://www.voytak.com/Voytak_Home.html

Let me know if you like! : )

I need this movie. Someone help me, please!

I finally got my Chocobo hat from Rio and it is absolutely incredible! I love it and it totally exceeded my expectations in every department. It is very fashionable, looks fantastic, fits perfectly, and most importantly.... the ladies love it! When I put it on though, it makes me go wild. Dig it...



I also made an unwrapping video to document the epicness...



Thanks again a ton for the hat Rio! Keep up the great work!

A fellow D-Toiter has been having some Rock Band guitar problems so I am just contributing

this DIY fix it article that was in the Official X-Box mag this month. I figured I might as well

share this with everyone because I am sure there are others of you out there with defective

instruments. I played earlier today actually and I can tell my guitar is slowly losing mojo :(

that strum bar ain't what it used to be!


Yeah sure I guess you can send it to EA and they can do it for free but why not just stick it to

the man and do it on your own for funsies? I pick funsies!


Good luck and keep rockin' hard you rock stars! \m/^_^\m/



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