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Some call me Volomon, some call me Elite Destroyer of Worlds, some call me Superman, and even still some call me for a midnight voracious ravaging ala ménage à trois.

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Xbox Fanboys, history will repeat.
Volomon | 11:50 PM on 09.09.2007 34 comments


WARNING: If your not a FANATIC which means you go to your locale Walmart and write XBOX RULES on the Sony display cases this is not about you. If you don’t work for a Gamestop and hump every Xboxers leg and punch every PS3 owner in the face I'm not intentionally bashing general owners of Xboxs. However I’ve always been told if you jump up every time someone says something bad maybe you just feel a little guilty inside.

I'm doing this post before I even have my general blog in working order. What is it about Xbox that makes people turn into Microsoft's loving bitch? Willing servants to the unyielding never-ending shaft of perpetual penetration?

Nick @ Dec 19th 2005 12:55AM

I am a Microsoft fanboy and would gladly bend over and take it up the ass from them anyday. It's just so nice to see they care about me by taking a loss. I must go buy one and then buy lots of games for it. Games made by Microsoft. ;)

Just in case your wondering if I made that up http://www.engadget.com/2005/11/24/so-whats-microsoft-really-losing-on-the-xbox-360/

Don't get me wrong I had an Xbox it was fun you know I even sold my PS2 and all the games I had to make the transition. Even between the two you know what I preferred PC gaming, theres nothing better than an MMO and FPS on the PC. However if I still had an Xbox what would I be playing right now? Nothing. On the other hand the PS2 is still going strong more so than either of the Next-Gen consoles.

I went to the CharlieOscarDelta.com website and found an annoying amount of Xboxers in the PS3 forum shouting the joy of their beta. Quite clearly Microsoft payed for this beta just like they payed for the content from GTA. Why do you think M$ is paying for every little thing they can get their hands on? In every direction M$ is spouting money like a volcano, but I tell you what its not the PS3 thats the virgin sacrifice its all the poor M$ fanboys. Lets pretend history matters Xbox has a shorter life span than its Sony counterpart. What do these people think will happen? Pretty soon they'll be on Xbox 1200 I mean check out all the SKUs Xbox already has going.



The life span of the Xbox 360 is it even going to be on the charts when the PS3 is still rolling? Xbox works for the short term PS3 works for the long term thats all I'm saying and it amazes me the short sightedness of all these fanboys. Then again, they'll just buy the next SKU won't they. The ever bending masses.



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BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:08
BFeld13
STFUAJPG
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:09
Volomon
Hey its my blog blow off if you don't like it.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:14
Coonskin05


"Quite clearly Microsoft payed for this beta, just like they payed for the content from GTA."

That sentence right there shows how retarded this post is. MS payed for the Beta, that's right, not Activision so they can test their servers/work out the bugs and glitches.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:18
Volomon
Thats how congress likes it too they didn't pay that guy off they gave him free trips to europe and hookers. No money involved.

Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:18
Excremento
Also, if you're posting on DToid, be able to back up whatever you put on your blog. Not to mention being able to handle criticism like a pro, don't let the comments get to you. Pick your battles man.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:22
Volomon
Back up what everyone already knows all these I'm just rehashing for my post. Its not really criticism either its more like off the cuff statements with very little thought behind them.

Like coon thinking servers are free.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:22
Coonskin05
"Not to mention being able to handle criticism like a pro"

You better thank your deity that Electro Lemon isn't here to see this...there would be no survivors.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:46
Volomon
See thats where your wrong I'm not talking about the PS3 or the Xbox360 in general comparison, which means you didn't read it at all and are commenting on it not once but multiple times. I merely talked about Xbox fanboyism and the the fact that the Xbox compared to the PS2 has a shorter life span and that fact will more than likely repeat.

Criticism is one thing but just random bashing without knowing what your talking about is another, and for a guy who works at a blog you should know better.

Everything I said is true the Xbox does have multiple SKUs and it does have a shorter life span, do I really have to say RROD.
ninjon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:49
ninjon
Oh snap!

Also, STFUAJPG.
m3ds's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:49
m3ds
Nex, you make me laugh with your hilarious sleep deprivation antics.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:50
topgeargorilla
i like your avatar volo.

falling babies ftw.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:52
Coonskin05
"See thats where your wrong I'm not talking about the PS3 or the Xbox360 in general comparison"

Then explain this.

"The life span of the Xbox 360 is it even going to be on the charts when the PS3 is still rolling? Xbox works for the short term PS3 works for the long term"



"for a guy who works at a blog you should know better."

Nex will eat your babies. With a pitchfork.


GTFO my Destructoids!!
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 00:59
Volomon
I said general comparison as in graphics to graphics, thats why I said general. :)
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 01:05
Volomon
Thx for the posts, at least I got to see how this works, definitely some odd beta issues going on.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 01:41
Namelessted
First of all, learn how to use proper punctuation, seriously. I had difficulty reading your post when you fail to use periods to end the sentence. This is the internet but, you can do better than that.

Secondly, the xbox lifetime has really only been one year shorter than the PS2s, seeing as how it came out 1 year after the PS2 launch. It is actually extremely unusual for a company to support its previous generation console after its next generation has been released. Sony is only still supporting the PS2 as much as it is because they aren't making shit with the PS3. Any other company pretty much drops their previous system 6 months after their new one comes out, because they want to sell their new one.

Also, it is typical to expect a console to have a 5-6 year lifespan. That is the way Technology grows. Sure, there is still support for the PS2 and plenty of games to play on it, but why would you want to stay with a PS2 at this point? The rest of the gaming world is moving on, that thing is 6 or 7 years old now and is outdated.

Also, if the next generation of xbox comes out before the PS4, all the better IMO. That just means we will have an even more powerful system in 2010 or 2011. I just fail to see how a company choosing to fully support its newest piece of technology is a bad thing.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 01:46
vexed alex
Now, explain to me how in the past the original XBOX was the big power house, but was killed off way earlier than the PS2. Graphics don't mean anything son. It's the games. The more games, the more the consoles seem to last.

If you may or may not have noticed, Sony and Microsoft have switched sides. Now the 360 is the lower end machine and PS3 is the big guy. 360 has more games just like the PS2 had more games. They've even switched sizes. The PS3 is the tank, and the 360 is the anorexic bitch.

BTW: Spelling Microsoft, M$? It makes you look like a douche bag. I'm just saying. For me...you look like a douche. Just me though.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 01:51
Coonskin05
@Volomon


Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 02:07
Volomon
Thats all the shots you got left Coon, feeling the low side, huh.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 02:36
vexed alex
Hm...I'm pretty sure coon has a few shots left in him.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 02:40
Coonskin05
Oh, I do vexed...But I don't really feel the need to waste my energy when this blog post fails on its own. And I save the big guns for epic debates.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 03:14
Volomon
I'm sure he has some shots in him but I'm not lookin to poke at a drunken bastard, and at least my post isn't about wanking to some radio. Talk about epic fail.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 03:19
Coonskin05
ProTip: I'm not drunk. My proper use of grammar, punctuation, and spelling should prove that.

ProTip #2: If by "wanking to some radio" you mean supporting the community then yes, I am wanking to some radio.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 03:28
vexed alex
It's crazy how, as a community, everyone just tore this post to hell. It was like we were sharks and this guy was a bleeding fish.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 03:45
Volomon
Ya you guys are the leet internet kids. Hope that trophy isn't to big for your shoulders to handle. Try not to wank to hard coon you might elongate, don't want the misses to think shes got the wrong man in the sack.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:46
BigPopaGamer
I'm thinking you never passed 6th grade english?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 13:31
vexed alex
@Volomon

No, man. Just no. Your blog was completely wrong. If you can't handle internet criticism like a person with balls, yank out that Ethernet cord from your modem. Expect to be made fun of when you're wrong. That's how the internet rolls. It's like high school only cooler.

Everything in that post made no sense and was highly hypocritical. Everyone agrees. Your post equals massive failure. Done.

Alright, everyone. Lets pack our shit and ditch this joint.
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