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I just had to post this, this has to be the most wild description of Uncharted 2 I've ever heard. At no point does it describe gameplay, mechanics, or anything else that a normal magazine might tell you about Uncharted. Instead it tells you 6 reasons why Uncharted 2 will ruin sex for you.
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Uncharted 2 is just like playing the Indiana Jones trilogy
It’s been proven (albeit not scientifically) that the first three Indiana Jones movies, when watched consecutively without interruption, is easily better than anything else in the world. Except maybe, arguably, the first three Star Wars movies. Even the most mind-blowing, earth shattering sex has trouble rivaling six hours of watching Han Solo run around beating up Nazis, teaming up with ethnic sidekicks and overall being a giant badass while saving invaluable treasures from greedy assholes. Also, toss Sean Connery into the mix and you have the perfect recipe for obtaining nirvana that doesn’t involve lifetimes of reincarnation or ever being a morally righteous person.
Uncharted 2 is one battered fedora and leather bull whip from being the perfect Indiana Jones video game. It has car chases, sacred treasures, ancient curses, sexy love interests and a protagonist with the same bad-boy charisma that Harrison Ford had before movies like the aptly named Hollywood Homicide put a knife in his acting career. The big difference, though, is that while Indiana Jones is an exclusively visual experience, Uncharted 2 is an entirely interactive one.
The best analogy would be pornography. Porn is fun to watch, but sex is better because you are an actual participant in the act. Subsequently, if Indiana Jones is already better than sex, you can probably figure out just how many boxes of tissue you’ll need before you reach the end of Uncharted 2. Hint: it’s a lot.
This is true, as UC2 features Claudia Black's sumptuous voice dipped in a luscious Chloe sauce. Thus, Uncharted 2 is like chocolate melting on the tongue of God.
This reminds me that I still don't own Uncharted 2. I dunno why... I played the first one like 3 times. I'm guessing it has to do with not being allowed in stores without being dressed... damn clothes.
If you think Uncharted 2 is better then sex, you either are not fucking your girlfriend often enough, you have a girl who gives you limited posses, or she is fat. Either that or you don't have a girlfriend. Lol, my boyfriend wouldn't care how good a game is, he'd still rather have sex anyday, and I would have to agree with that!
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Uncharted 2 is better *with* sex.