Some call me Volomon, some call me Elite Destroyer of Worlds, some call me Superman, and even still some call me for a midnight voracious ravaging ala ménage à trois.
Through all the naming of me Volomon, I yet stick to the modest identity as a
PS3 fan.
Don't forget to play with
girls or you'll turn queer, if your balls don't turn blue and explode first.
If your a girl, don't forget to check your mammaries for cancer with a firm shake and squeeze.
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(If you can't manage a 1.0 K:D in a game don't bother)
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"Believe in your dreams" o god I died laughing
Oh you poor inexperienced soul.
This is only the tip of the iceberg.
You've obviously never seen the forced male on male teabagging gameshow.