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Hellgate London: Free Beta Key Contest
Volomon | 6:04 PM on 10.22.2007 45 comments


I have a free beta key ready to be given away to one person who really wants it. Instead of doing say a random numbered post count. I'm going to check back at around 1am Eastern (not exact time, rough estimate) the person with the last comment in this blog gets the key via email or whoever has the 222 post which ever comes first. I'll contact you via private message for your email address.

If there is a lack of comments (less than 22) the contest will automatically move to a comments style contest where 222 is the number to meet and I'll just check back every so often to find the winner.



Participating in Hellgate: London Beta Test

Just what is this Beta Test? It is a chance to participate in the testing of our latest game, Hellgate: London! Some of you may have previously participated in beta testing on games, and this will be similar. You are in the very first group that will play and test Hellgate: London outside of Flagship Studios. As such, you will see the game during its development stages, and there are some important things to keep in mind. The game servers will not be up all the time. In fact, for the first few weeks, it's likely they will only be up one or two nights a week. As we are primarily testing the online components of Hellgate: London at this time, the game will only be playable when the servers are up.

Also, there will be times where we will need to completely erase all your characters. Don't become emotionally attached to them! This is part of game development and is required during our network technologies and hardware testing. Your items and skills will become both more and less powerful as we refine the game balance, and features may appear and disappear at any time. Sometimes it's frustrating, but this is how you get to the best game in the end.



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CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 18:18
CannibalCalvin
lol wut?
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 18:31
Whackjob
I want that key. I will be here.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 18:41
Knivy
Don't worry, you'll probably get all the comments in the last 2 mins.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 19:12
Yashoki
Mind if I have it? Also, you're not gonna get 222 posts. It'll get burried by Giggles and Whiteboy before it reaches 10 :D
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 19:25
Aerox
Yashoki is right. I tried to do something similar except instead of using post #222 I used 7, and it still didn't work. I just ended up giving it to the very first two people who commented, which happened like 30 min after the original post.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 19:51
wilbo
your lucky you got 2 comments
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 19:59
smackifilia
Maybe so, but i'll still be last
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 20:17
Whackjob
I'd kill a man, in front of his own family reunion, just to get that key.



Just tell me which man.
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 20:18
Whackjob
Running the install for the demo now. Need to whet the appetite.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 21:53
Yashoki
Can I has it be beta tiem nao?
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:09
EternalDarkWing
Lol, wut.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:18
smackifilia
Here's the deal dude, let me explain the week I've had/am having. Last week, started on monday with my regular schedule plus my 4 hour lab. Then tuesday I had a 50 point quiz in discreet math, followed by a mid-term in digital design and a Graphics programming assignment due that night before mid-night. Thursday was light, and friday another mid-term, this time in that same graphics class. Tomorrow I have a mid-term in that discreet math class. Now I'm not telling you this to cry or bitch or complain, but damn, imagine how great you'd feel if after all that you could come home and play the Hellgate beta?
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:19
smackifilia
Am I wrong?
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:20
smackifilia
By the way, I heard some chicks telling me how sexy they thought you were, I could probably hook you up...all I need is a beta key
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:30
EternalDarkWing
Triple post for the fail.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:47
smackifilia
Single post for the lick my balls, I'm trying to get this over 22....no shame in that
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 22:52
EternalDarkWing
OH SNAP. GOT ME THERE.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:09
Yashoki
Can i have now plz?
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:10
Yashoki
What about now?
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:14
EternalDarkWing
Yashoki is a mexican. Do not give it to him.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:18
Yashoki
:(
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:21
smackifilia
EternalDarkWing burns video games. Clearly he doesnt like or understand them, dont give it to him either.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:21
EternalDarkWing
Spoiler: Yashoki = whiteboy0869

This is why he does not deserve the key.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:22
EternalDarkWing
Spoiler: smackifilia did not read the fine print on the bottom of that post.

I would never burn my children.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:44
smackifilia
8=====D``(_._Y_._)
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:51
Whackjob
One AM! Approx :D
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:52
Whackjob
To show my dedication towards getting this key, my next post will be at 1 AM on the nose.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:52
smackifilia
true dat
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:54
Volomon
smackifilia wins, I'll pm you.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:55
smackifilia
yeah baby, thank you sir...i appreciate it
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:57
Whackjob
1:00 AM Eastern Standard Time, per your request.

Can I haz kee nowe? :D
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:57
Whackjob
:( I lose.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 23:59
Yashoki
Wins for what? I've never seen this guy in my life. LURKER
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2007 00:08
smackifilia
I'm not ranked #1, but i've been around...dont get pissed cause i'm so good
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2007 00:08
EternalDarkWing
Newfags.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2007 00:34
smackifilia
This is the last time i click this shit, but seriously fuck you both. How long do I have to make comments and blog posts before its "okay" for me to win shit. I would guess you're just pissed because you lost, but either way eat a dick.
Whackjob's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2007 03:50
Whackjob
You tell 'em, hoss!
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2007 05:19
EternalDarkWing
You clearly don't know what Destructoid is about.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2007 08:43
garrfunkel
Can I has beta key now plox?
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