This blog is more for hysterics, the following is not really what I believe so don't take it the wrong way .

1. Max Brooks' weeping
I know for a fact that someplace, somewhere Max Brooks is crying himself to sleep right now.The man wrote, what I believe is, a widely accepted tome on zombies. Most zombie wary people have read and absorb the books message. Due to his great intellect we now have guide to further assist our chances of survival. But Left 4 Dead shit's on his work it disregards all of his careful studies, research, and tips. Valve is sorry Max Brooks and so are we.

2. Humanities chance of Survival = 0
The sad truth is that humanity is screwed were a zombie apocalypse to happen in these years. I was confident in humanities ability to survive a zombie attack but if anything Left 4 Dead has proven to me that if I was being raped by a zombie they'd keep their distance and watch or just leave.This was proven by our very own Jim Sterling and his experience with the hunter victim teabag supreme. Aside from the few who would help we would be utterly doomed because of the many who would laugh as we get mauled and get eaten.

3. Boomers
Left 4 Dead has given the fat man a purpose once more, great fucking job Valve. Do you know how long we've whittled at the self esteem of fat people due to their uselessness. Just when we we're at the brink of making them feel like utter crap so that they'd finally exercise and try to become presentable you come up with this crap and reignite their confidence, damn you Valve.

4. Smokers
They're one of the sickest things to pass off as a walking joke. "Haha his tongue is long I bet it could please four women or haha that should be his penis". Just please stop my soul is tormented enough when I get caught, raped and then killed by a smoker.

5. Left 4 Head
There are little words to describe this crap, of all things why would you look at a zombie video game as inspiration for your porn. They should instead look at other video games such as this which is ripe for porn, if they need video game inspiration so badly.